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'Please like me' edition.

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nigger

nigger

cum, they told me
par up a pum pum

>people pay more for things that look more 'worn' (read: scratched)
ah yes, capitalism

>canacucks
subhumans
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Great thread nigger

Choon:

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something in retail
or maybe a cleaner

What did she mean by this?

What are you getting Jesus for his birthday lads?

cookies and milk

"yes, come over"

I've began to watch this series on netflix!! Fresh Meat was fun. thanks someone who introduced it to me on /brit/

the northern canadian powerhouse

What do your voice mails say?

gloves

have you ever gotten poo on your willy?

>Fell asleep at 12
>awake now

Wtf happened??

will these make me look gay

All me.

no but my willy in your arse will

MATE

not yet desu

shan't be happening

looks a bit surferbrooooooo but idk how that is in australia

*holds up spork*

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watching Mad Max lads

i was meant to be australian desu

banter

Naw they look pretty cool

w2c?

bl haha

>mad max
>he's not mad

'dubs for chelsea'
what a wanker

Depends on your personal style desu if that's something that fits then go for it

they're just on the rayban site

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Unironically using that line is absolute runt tier

Should have said "because only archaeologists 500 years from now will find your bones when I'm finished"

gonna do a wee

i'm weeing

>$230
Fuck that shit

I copped a pair of traditional all black POLARIZED Wayfarers for $90 from an eBay deal a few months ago

dont care about you, your life, or what the fuck you buy

no-one here cares

fuck off you insufferable little twat

yanks out

>I'm sorey sir. I'm so sorey.

proof that titcows get away with anything

might poo the bed and get mummy to clean it up

do police in Australia carry guns?

don't forget that's dollarydoos

yes

t. Nigga hella jelly of my sick deal

nigerian nigger

yee

doing an offtopic shitposting sesh in multiple Sup Forums threads

do you lads have guns or is just not worth going through the red tape?

It didn't say ray-bans.au.com

my gun licence arrived about a week ago haha

who /asiangf2017/ here

it says .com/australia donit?
find it hard to believe they'd be 230 in aus and us

Are you fond of the place you call home?

>the smiths - heaven knows im miserable now
fucking tune

ive no interest. also never seen a gun that wasn't on a cops hip

its the one place where i can be me

desu

what are you gonna buy?

i have a Glock 17 and an AR-15 both of which are extremely popular here

Doubt it will be your choice my chum

stop talking about firearms RIGHT NOW

22 .lr to start with then I'll probably move onto a .308 when I'm a decent shot for a bit more firepower

handguns are obtainable here but they're hard to get, a wank to get and serve absolutely no self defense purpose so yeah haha plus AR's are stupidly hard to get here

...

right thats it you're in trouble now pal

What's with the Semitic obsession with foreskins?

Siam, post that Chinka with 'tash.
nails' repellant.

get a Ruger Mini-14 if you can they're really great rifles

Need a shit but mummy will be getting up soon and I dont want her to know I'm still awake

i sent a job application for a brand ambassador job and i faked all my experience (never had a part time job before) and i got an email back saying they'd like me to call them

wat do

doing a watch of adventure time

quite the dilemma

I only wanted to watch the fackin' rugby!

you have to run and start a new life. no time to say by to mum

You take the job. It's like those 2 guys who went to golf in Best Korea for Australia

can't m8, they're autoloading so a giant pain in the arse to get

easiest rifles to get are ones with a manual load to it like lever, bolt although pump shotguns are hard af to get too

and what do i say if they ask me what my prior sales job/experience was?

gonna become a paediatrician and when people ask what i do for a living ill tell them im a practicing paedo

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people into guns are over compensating for something

>go out with the normies
>keep thinking of funny things to say on /brit/ instead of funny things to say irl to my actual friends
ahh yes, the so called autism
it's taking over

ahh no shortage of good choices there though i really like the Marlin 30-30 and my next purchase will probably be a Springfield model 1903

>having friends
font

FOAL

do sperms have conscious minds lads?

Went to shit and mummy walked in on me

look at the speed
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I'm looking at an australian brand for my .22 because I've heard they're really good but haven't looked into what make of a .308 I'll get. I suspect it will cost me a tonne because I want to get into long range rifling and the shit those guys use can go up to like $9000 for the rifle alone

> don't go out with anyone because i'm a friendless neet
Ahh yes, the so-called "depression"
it's taking over

what's it called when you're past that and just dont care about anything anymore

the scroll wheel has broken on my mouse lads

bit annoyed :x

post ironic depression

how long until you get a new one D:

more along the lines of actual depression

i think the Remington 700 is probably the best rifle you can get for that

self-defense, she hit first tbf

how long is a piece of string?

apathy

It's almost new year, shall not be falling for any /brit/ meet ups this time desu.

without getting into boutique manufacturers and independent smiths