Waifu claim thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Infinite oven edition
Waifu claim thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Infinite oven edition
itt: music, yo youtube.com
still here
operator posting
also checkem
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But then the day will be dull?
lol no worries, im imagining a gangster ass nig goin "AYO KIKO" and i haven't been here in a few days, so i dunno what we've missed haha
Thats tru, i think this girl at the gym thought i was creepin on her though haha, and why are they meh?
>tomato is flustered
damn....that is cute
Yoooooo
Also claiming
>claim
sup m8
hello how are you
dont fight the law koko
Uraraka Ochako claimed!
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youtu.be
>guess who
>fem Johah
oh my lord, is nothing sacred? How have you been man?
I dunno man, this time I think I can win, despite what the song says
O shit, it's Koko!
What's up friend?
Hey there, haven't seen you before
How are you?
>guess who
Lelei? :^)
Kek, trying to get in there ::^)
Eh, my grandfather had a seizure. He's doing fine but seeing him all banged up messed me up.
Damm straight it's cute.
>I walk a lonely road
Everything you've every wanted. Awesome!
I'll have to do the same with Idolmasters eventually.
>Best idol claimed
You should see koko
The smile and the sentence are a quirky mix
Oh damn
Prank call your own work?
I meant to the thread lol
Kek fair enough and thats a new nickname
>infinite eggs edition
nyarko claimed
well what crime will you commit then?
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im ok, i am really tired of being around people and doing the same shit every day,i want to go on a backpacking trip soon.
you?
what if jormungand was a girl?
i've been ok, just posting on /k/ and being a useless piece of shit who barely has a job.
you?
How many eggs this time?
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I'm good. Starvin' but feelin' lively! And you?
Oh, then yes I am. Always seen the thread around, thought I'd have a go at waifu claiming.
havent done anything. just got some games and such
>I C A N S E E Y O U
Another two dozen
>devilled again
>I wanna perfect it
megumin
O shit waddup! Nothin much, just hangin out, how have you been?
>trying to get in there
kek, maybe i was maybe i wasn't, I picked a machine that was right behind her cus it was part of my set and the machine she was on was one of those ones that kinda displays the butt, when she got off she kinda looked at me like "i know what your doing" and did her workout farther away :P and that sucks with you grampa, i know that feel. How many grandparents you got left?
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How many of them, if any, will you actually eat?
Nice, go eat some snack~
I'm just drinking the worst soda and listening to some music
I've been alright, been playing a lot of Overwatch this week!
Naw. No ones actually claimed Lelei.
>she is superior waifu material to Rory, but shes way too smart for me
Oh god how many this time
>you should see koko
who aint seeing me? and kek, i like it
haven't decided yet, what do you think i should do?
>if Jormungand was a girl
my peepee can only get so hard haha
>being a useless piece of shit who barely has a job
lol same here, where do you work?
Hi.
I can see you.
sachi claim
Hey guys Curie here
I started texting a really cute girl. Short dark hair like curies but she looks different. But still very pretty. This is the first time in a very long time I have had a crush on a real girl. Help me not fuck it up.
Claiming yoko (Gurren Lagann).
If you don't know who Yoko is, you need to start watching anime that isn't a slice of life or romance anime.
Snack...hahahaheheh...I wouldn't make rent if I had snacks...
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Don't go heavy on compliments.
How would you not know who Yoko is? It's one of the most popular animes ever.
Also what are ya listenin' to?
"Start watching anime"
Not today weeb.
Not gonna dacrifice what little bit of life I actually have.
idk koko what do you want?
not sure but best of luck
>No ones actually claimed Lelei.
This is a lie. I claimed Lelei for a bit when I first joined the thread. kek
Nice! i've heard that game was fun, but rage inducing haha, i take it thats what you did today?
Nice dude! Where do you know her from?
yoko is aight
>has TV, likely satellite judging by the lack of wires
>prioritizing shitty satellite television over food
shit girl. Stop saying she's your waifu, anyone who says she's your waifu. She is terrible. The "first girlfriend from high school" is a better option than her.
Well I didnt know that.
Get at the very least a picture of your 'precious' waifu.
>help me not fuck it up
Nobody ever helped another person not fuck up their relationship. It always comes down to you. Good luck, friend.
Where's the picture?
Did you not catch on to that, or?
Also, I distinctly remember finding a centerfold of Yoko in a weeb magazine as an elementary schooler, and I ripped it out and hid it from my parents so I could just... look at it and think whatever it is fourth graders think about sex.
Also
>being this pretentious about anime choice
God save us all.
You can watch animu without becoming a weeb. It's real easy, just watch it like you would a TV show. Don't be a fucking creep about it like some people, and you're gold, Ponyboy.
I knew it was you, just wanted to see the reaction
I'm surprised no one waifu'd her yet, she was great!
>still haven't played MWO
I knew that feeling a few months back...
Hope you'll get more money soon, new friend!
Just some Witcher 3 soundtrack
youtube.com
Only advice I can give ya is don't rush too much
Only played a little bit today, I started playing TW Warhammer instead
Now I really need to watch the anime and give it a real shot.
The audition parts are kinda difficult, so it'll take some getting used to that, but the first song went well!
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money? women? power? but i dont wanna do anything too crazy, in case i lose ya know?
>changing waifus
Never leave the hospital, cus your sick in the head
kek its all good. This is why I lurk. kek
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what games?
i work at a retail store. i'm going to quit and do something else. I have worked there for 3 years and the new manager has it in his head that i dont work hard even tho every one of his middle managers has gone to him and told him otherwise. he has been cutting my hours for months,
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Exactly none, if I can
Two dozen devilled eggs
>time for an eggstravaganza
Kek in a 2 week period I changed 4 times. Then I finally picked the best one
I have been thinking about changing waifus myself tbh
>trying to find a picture of yoko without her massive boobs hanging out
lol you said no porn
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Welcome then dude
How perfecting the fertilized eggs ;)
Some user said "that albino" or something like that to shiro and on like "koko is pretty white too"
You two should be big sis and little sis in thread
Still wanna right the name of tea down?
Go on decent dates first. Maybe some cliche places then when getting real close, go to amusement parks
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>You said no porn
Motherfucker I didn't say shit, I ain't no snitch.
>Like anyone follows the rules anyway
>Pic related
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im going to claim another one because im a greedy fuck. Louise
Friend introduced me.
Ill try not to fuckitup or rush too mush. Thanks for the support you guys. Lel
Living the dream, I see
Make the most perfect fucking eggs you can!
Wanna join the club? :^)
cute
Play it if you like tactical team-based games. And lasers.
I claim Joseph Joestar because my taste isn't shit and he's numbah one.
then steal the heart of a rich mans daughter and become the heir to his company
total war warhammer, metal gear rising, and overwatch of late
Thinking of switching to a husbando
>no decent images of husbando, husbandthough
fuck you took mine
ill be saving this. thank you
Keep your waifu pure!
>being so pathetic that you're gay for japanese cartoon characters simply because you feel too intimidated by fictional girls
What's it called?
Nice.
I played it before, I just stopped
Just to be sure, are PPCs still OP?
Are you Mili?
Ooh if only I gave a damn! Then wouldn't we have a nice talk? I'll say it again to render your argument invalid.
>claimed
Thanks. Maybe next week. Or the next week. I can probably find a bag of pretzels for pretty cheap. And music like that is too intense for me. Never played any Witcher games either so it doesn't hold any sentimental value for me.
>iDOLM@STER as op image
My kind of thread.
im fine with this. i jerk off to this shit
ok
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Do it, punk,
It's the only actual lewd I have anyway.
Cherish it.
>pic related
Please see above where I noted it's the one lewd I have that's this level of lewd.
>pure
Shiro you're great but doesn't your waifu like kill a bunch of people at some point?
>something about a wretched egg
>I don't know I only watched the first episode years ago
>Should probably continue the series
PPCs arent as OP anymore.
>new Clan assault can still fit 10
>Direwolf can fit 11
Its more about large pulses and dakka.
LRMs are still shit.
Haha, what was her facial expression? If it was a smirk then oh baby you hit stage 1. Yeah it does, I have 2 left. Gramps on mother side and gran on father's side
You'll enjoy it. It has your favorite girl. Hope the others are just as easy kek.
Wew laddy.
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Ah i see, so today was vidya day! haha, and whats TW? im sure i know it but its just not ringing a bell
Jesus what a cock, what kinda job do you think youll get next?
>4 times
heretics will be heretics
I cannot BELIEVE what i am hearing
~Patrick Star
Shes more Albino than me tbh, what with the red eyes
>koko is pretty white
tru
Nice, what the overall vibe your gettin from her?
ooohhhhhh shit son, your a genius. And then I kill them right?
confirmed faggot
i see you there
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That's beside the point.
Are we getting a third idol waifu in here?
It's mainly the Visual appeals that are tough. It's like a jackpot wheel that you have to hit on the first spin, otherwise it's an auto fail.
>Skipping past some dialogue
>Kotori shows up and tells me to stop that shit
I wasn't expecting that.
>changing waifus