Dear Argies

Dear Argies,

Please don't PU70 the US. Don't further kill the sport for our country when it's starting to take off bit by bit. Sincerely, the US.

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perdón amigo mexicano que vive en EEUU, pero necesitamos que messi gane un título con la selección.
sorry my mexican friend living in the USA, but we need messi to win a title with the national team.

I hope Argentina score at least 8 goals and you americans bandwagons go back to apehood

Argentina please frack them out of the competition so we stop having americans discussing football

Does the U.S. have any shot at winning?

No banter or memes please.

well Americans think the MLS is a joke, so the best thing that could happen is Messi scores 5 goals and it might make people interested in european leagues. then again it might not, but nobody is going to care if we win i know that.

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That flag this topic will never end m8

>mfw U.S. defense literally pushes Argentina's shit in

U.S. wins 2-1

yes

I don't care if USA doesn't make it through to the finals. When we lost to colombia most people thought our run was over. I just don't want the nt to be ridicule like mexico. Just 3-0 us pls or something.

They need to mention Brooks being in the bundes more often.

Maybe if your team adopt a defensive tactic with double man on Messi and some fast running striker to score when Argentina is unbalanced.

>no banter or memes
it will take a meme for us to win honestly. I believe we can score at least once but to keep them from scoring will really take some crazy shit

soy argentino

U.s. will lose 3-1 cap it

CHI

si vos sos argentino yo soy thor

US is gonna win fàm

even if it's a meme cup no one cares about like this?
surely it can't be as satisfing as last year's copa, let alone the worldc up

Well people do care because its an extra title.
Its a meme title? yes
Does every team involved wanted it? Hell yes. A chance to bounce back from last year. This tournament would have been great with good referees but all the games were affected somehow by mediocre cucks who couldnt handle the pressure from players yelling at them and shit.

US will win 1-0

John Brooks will literally rape Messi.

the United States are going to win on penalties

t. high as a kite

Messi wants to win a title with his NT

diego negrito johansson chupame la pija

Yes, Argentina are not a very impressive team outside of their front 3. Even Mascherano has looked sub par

If we can hold a draw to penalty kicks then maybe we have a shot

CHI

This
Those speedy nigs can cause Argentina's back line problems and excluding Messi, Banega is the only other one who can control the ball
Gaitan is out Mememaria is still injured I assume, Aguero as always is a lazy nig
Messi needs a title for DA LAND

entonces si soy thor

We have our secret weapon funes "god" mori

I really don't want Shitle or Congolombia winning it

If argies meme the US a 7-0 would the tacocide bully stop???

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ayyyy

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people still make fun of brazil so no

kek

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why are there Iraqis there

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it was in your country

If 70 or 07 get Argentina beats the US 7-0 screencap dis shiet

stop posting

reroll

Last digit of my post is how many goals Argentina scores

5 - 4 confirmed

94?

>4
seems legit

We would just be bullied together.

fun fact

USA & TNT are the only countries in America that hasn't scored yet (out of the NT he has faced). Also, Messi played just one match against Trinidad, but he has never scored against the United States after 5 games

Kek

When is the other Funes Dead going to get called up?

Where did Messe suddently got all that style.
Great bears
Great hair
Tasteful Tattoo

Who is coaching him?

Nah, senpai.

America deserves the coming burgercaust

Of course you have, you're the leicester of this cup

yes. more so if we were full strength, but yes. a lot will have to go right.

Set pieces will be important for us, so make peace with the fact that wondolowski will see time at some point.

begging your opponents to have mercy is not the american way you turbocuck

Damn, Messi is a solid 8/10 at this point.

Is the game tonight or tomorrow?

Funes dead??

LEONARDO MESSI WHAT THE FUCK

Funes I died its the name

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top kek

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are your jimmies rustled., my white friend? :^)

How do you pronounce PU70?

Why would you want such a meme """""sport""""" in your country?
When faking injuries is the most influential part of a match, why would you want this sport?

>implying Messi is good at international level

He's about as good as TSU

that argentina team is still fucking shambles from midfield and defense

Totally. The whole point of this meme copa is to push soccer in your country and get those yankbux. Maybe the ref will help out and Messi will disappear like usual for his country.

Poo-tow

Stupid ass USA journalist

Poo-toh
Toh is pronounced like the Ta in Talk but with a softer T sound

HAHAHA wtf top kek the comment section.

kojima, next is the eye patch

Good thread 2bh

>USMNT vs TMNT

I hope the US loses terribly so that peoples' interest in soccer dies and they go back to caring about real sports.

Fútbol is basically skills and tactics

They need to stop with this M bullshit

Its the USNT

Fuck you Ellen DeWambach

Soccer is all about theatrics and luck. Theres only a little bit of skill involved.

Most of muderball, diving, etc. stops at the first phase of a tournament. Again, most of it. Now name 1 actual popular team sport where players don't fake

About a 10% - 20% chance at winning

30% chance of a draw at the end of 90minutes

And roughly a 60% - 70% chance at losing.

There's always the luck factor, but besides that, you shouldn't win. Your nt should aim at not getting just'd

Was curious about this as well. I made a few shekels on the NBA finals and cashed out a nice even number. Wanted to bet my few remaining coins but not sure it I should take the spread, the moneyline (and pray for a 6-1 uppset) or just go with a 14:1 like Messi getting a hat trick on us? What would you Sup Forumsals suggest?

Hes gonna reach 3th international cup final in 3 years

God you are such a faggot

I hope Argentina fucking humiliates us

Last 2 digits is us-ar score

CHI

OH SHI-

>surely it can't be as satisfing as last year's copa
It's equally satisfying, since it's literally the same copa and it counts just as much

>implying
Thia one counts even more now that it's a chile final but without chilean paid referees.

If Wondo comes in he sure as shit better make up for that miss in the WC.

4-1 Argentina.

Beard makes everyone like +10 more attractive

how can ronaldo even compete?

Ahmed pls

Messi looks so handsome with the B.

Beart, sry.

shut it

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