Greentext bread?
Greentext bread?
Jackson Nguyen
Jayden Flores
nothing to contribute, but bump!!
Jace Foster
damn I've never read this one before.
really good.
Jaxon Collins
one of my favorites
Ethan Brown
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Nathaniel Hughes
>When I was 12 me and some friends were playing truth or dare and i was dared to cut off my dick. At first it was a joke but then everyone was egging me on and said they'd give me like £50 altogether if I did it. None of us really knew how important a dick was, it was just a flap of skin which you piss through.
I went for it, everyone laughed and I was a hero for like a minute before blood was gushing everywhere and I went to show my mother, she flipped out and took me to the hospital. They reattached my dick but I've got no sensation in it.
Stupidest thing I've ever done in my life, regret it every fucking day. Very sad stuff.
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Nolan White
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Colton Morales
pics or it didn't happen
Elijah Rogers
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Ryan Parker
not of that moment.. but maybe of your dick like it is today.
Asher Nguyen
>greentext
like this?
Bentley Sullivan
>greentext
is this what you had in mind?
Ayden Johnson
Are you trying to be amusing?
Camden Howard
commencing dump
Kayden Ortiz
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Eli Mitchell
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Jackson Watson
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Jacob Sullivan
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Henry Ward
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Elijah Watson
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Jack Brown
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Mason Taylor
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Aaron Watson
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Camden Wood
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Justin Brown
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Matthew Gutierrez
edgelord
Daniel Ortiz
chek'em
Jacob Lee
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Jonathan Reed
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Jacob Barnes
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Henry White
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Jeremiah Taylor
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Lucas Diaz
underrated greentext
kek'd hard
Chase Barnes
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Samuel White
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Oliver Cox
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Josiah Hill
nice post. nice trips
Kevin Scott
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Jason Sanders
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Ayden Moore
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Camden Jenkins
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William Morales
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Evan Lee
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Benjamin Robinson
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Kevin Wood
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Hunter Stewart
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Jack Carter
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Jose Miller
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Jordan Torres
>mfw no one posted mathurbator yet
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Parker Wilson
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Colton Gonzalez
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Adrian Butler
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Mason Foster
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Angel Barnes
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Asher Cook
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Jordan Adams
not green but w/e
Nolan Cook
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Gabriel Howard
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Andrew Edwards
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Robert Lewis
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Jose Ross
thats all folks, thanks for lurking
Chase Sanders
>why is she shirtless
Kek
Oliver Lewis
fuck, those were great
thanks user
Isaiah Nguyen
green text has always been my favorite thing on Sup Forums
Nathaniel Nguyen
>Learn to greentext
>Submit story again
>???
>Profit
Eli Baker
I just laughed so hard
Carson Ortiz
any1 got any more?
Jaxson Diaz
I fucking lost to this
9/10 would read again
Isaac Fisher
Top fucking kek
Nathan Rogers
some /fit/ level cringe. glorious.
>y-you too
Luis Davis
Thanks for making me laugh again everyone who contributed night folks
Hudson Turner
KEKING SO FUCKING HARD
Daniel Cooper
this one is my personal favorite from my dump
Landon Fisher
you made my night, 90% of those were new to me
Leo Watson
love u
Julian Ward
10/10 great thread. Thanks Sup Forums for the late nite keks
Justin Hughes
Contributing.
>Be 10y/o me at best friends house
>Rooting through his toy box
>We find party horn, pic related
>Start blowing horn and giggling like faggots
>Friend hab idea
>Pulls down trousers and inserts tip of horn into anus
>Lets out chubby kid fart and blows horn
>Rolling around laughing then realise shit on horn
>Scream as we laugh and throw dirty horn on top of wardrobe
>Hear horn fall down back of wardrobe
Fast forward 6 years
>Be still best buddies, hanging out in bedroom playing Mega Drive
>Friends mother in his room clearing round us because lazy rebellious teenagers
>Mother scrambling around behind wardrobe
>"Hey look what I found anons!" TOOT
>me and friend pause, flashback, then absolutely lose our shit
>Mom sees how hilarious she is and starts to march round bedroom tooting horn
I miss that guy
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Ryder Cox
>people saying underrated.
THERE IS NO FUCKING RATING SYSTEM. THIS ISN'T FUCKING REDDIT SO HOW CAN SHIT BE UNDERRATED GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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