/cheek brexit/ edition
/brit/
MORNIN' GEORGE
do homosexuals get turned on by looking at their own dick?
>ywn fight the imperialist dogs of the white army while sticking it to the Bolsheviks
Feels bad, senpai
Your feels and dubs will not go unoticed, comrade
*spits a sick 64 over this*
youtube.com
Now that isis is defeated will all the migrants go back to their home to rebuild their lives?
they're well good looking tbf
I want a You
of course! :) I've no doubts they'll send a christmas card every year too to say thanks :D
>will all the migrants go back to their home
"no"
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doing a crease, howl and a shriek at the utter prawns on /britfeel/
Birthday today lads
I'd rather have You's than bennies
islam is a criminal enterprise
do you think are boz will host hignfy again some time soon?
Make America Great Britain Again
our country's a fucking embarrassment
Is jacob rees mogg in this thread?
I'll 2 footed slide tackle him if he is
flucloxacilliaicatioan
>“Reasonable” Muslims and liberals say that everyone has a right to free speech, but they should not exercise it if it causes hurt and offence to certain people with certain cultural values. These people are tacitly accusing the murdered radical cartoonists of Charlie Hebdo of being responsible for their own murders.
having a think
i'm more of a paul merton than an ian hislop
hislop blows merton out the water
the the private eye is the best mag going
hello ian
nah, they would have if assad had been killed
I'm at work on a Saturday morning this is a crime against nature
woke up, did a poo, brushed my teeth
now i'm brewing some coffee and deciding what i'll do with my day
Isn't it like 4am there you madman
time is a social construct
woke
yea i did a few minutes ago
mite make some coffe
thorts?
have a tea first lad
*scratches chin*
nah i prefer the coffe
business idea: back a kurdish state in the middle east
top lol
business idea: ignore my infected toe so that my feet have to get amputated and I don't ever have to work again
I'm one with the force xD
this was the worst gimmick because no one outside of the UK cared
one of the main reasons i liked it tbqh
bf just sent me this
good, no one outside of the UK should be in these threads anyway
god he just looks so fucking over it all
i was never a fan of obongo but i gotta give him credit, doing that for 8 years would be hell
old gimmicks
This tbqh fuck off JFs
don't know why anyone would ever want to be President/PM
too much stress, people are bound to hate you
being royalty is so much more comfy
/brit/ would be NOTHING without colonials
i know you're a pom living in melbourne, fuck off
>no one outside of the UK cared
t. lad who saw them when they went out over t'airwaves.
off out lads
tad hungies but fuck it
if I don't come back (which is a very good possibility) I want you all to know that spending time here is alright though there's a few too many yanks.
ironically Australia would be nothing without Britain so suck a fart out my arse
wish I could grow a beard
No I like it here Australia is beautiful, also I'm not in Melbourne but it is Victoria so close enough.
cant remember what kind of post i was going to make
either way, i'm here now lads. how's it foing?
I fucking hate this world
why would they show pom ads here you dumb cunt? we're not completely cucked by the UK like you are.
>it's beautiful
yeah far better than the UK
>it's Victoria
i knew because you've complained numerous times about weather i was also experiencing
dont see the new star wars its shit
could have told you that without watching it
see the new star wars its great
where did I suggest that they ever showed them in Australia?
The world doesn't revolve around Down Under, plus, /brit/ is a thread for the discussion of British culture et cetera.
>foing
aha ah bruce you've had a mare there son! only joking mate take a pew, I'll get you a beer
*gets two Heinekens*
oh haha, ten quid eh? oh christ I've only 8, bruce can I borrow some money mate haha
that kiwi bloke is a fucking insaniac i tell you
good morning lads
you don't even have a union jack you republican runt, fuck off
I wasn't complaining I was just memeing dude chill. It's safe to say if it's over 30*C I'm drinking beer on the deck and not being serious thicken your skin up a bit, Cronulla 2.0 is gunna happen within our fighting lifetime.
it's evening you dumb pommy git
haha just kidding, bloody timezones ey *slaps you on the back*
im laughing at some posts. heres a sample of the laughter: vocaroo.com/ws9493kdj3lkrfjc3jjckgbvjnzmfmcnsakdjc82j3ibrfy8cujiwabhg6f78u9u7yujiaju8iokfahbgfratyfna8476y7uikij4f93kfm
bet there's a willy hidden in there somewhere
that's a suspiciously long url and as such I SHAN'T be clicking on it`
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business idea: buy up all of these old lots and car park lots and build skyscrapers
*leans over to him*
just ignore it mate come on let's get out of here
me 5-6 times a day
don't fucking touch me you cunt
ngl lads most of the UK looks pretty grim but i'd still rock it
here you go mate fuck sake dont fucking hurt me anymore you madman
all i ever wanted, all i ever needed
is here, in my arse
didn't read a pixel of this
also i'm just letting you know I view all pommy expats the same way i view thairunt regardless of the country they are currently residing in.
I've never had sex or even seen a vagina in real life
wish social media was never invented 2bh
you'd think they'd learn how to make non-ugly houses by now
t. sucks leb cock
i am a pommy expat lol
nobody cared who i was until i put on the flag lol
>downloaded 3GB of LotR: Fellowship of the Ring yesterday
>it's on ITV this afternoon
fuck off
vaginas are a social construct
My favourite ever /brit/aroo after I triggered someone
do not recall asking if I'm honest
do not waste my precious time with such asinine tripe in the future or there WILL be consequences
>"republican runt,"
>it's another angry ozzie keyboard warrior
im not even an expat lol im just here on holiday........OR AM I o_O lol jokes im only here until new years
bap
And sorrows native son
He will not rise for anyone
t. a runt who moved to MY country because his own is shit
and he has the nerve to insult ME
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BRRRRRRRRRRAAPPPPPPPP