Home alone until Thursday. What do

Home alone until Thursday. What do

Jerk off like there's no tomorow, vidya, and when youa re finally bored fortify the house into a deathtrap, leave the door open, let a robber in and drop a cement block on top its head. If he dies just claim self defense.

Get banged

Take a shit in the toilet
BUT WITH THE DOOR OPEN

Masturbate in your room
BUT WITH THE DOOR OPEN

things become more fun when the doors are open

>insert closet homo joke

ive been home alone for 2 days. parents bought a new vehicle and went to the casino

destroy all the doors in the house

buy a dildo and fuck yourself with it

Kill yourself.

Where do you live user?

thank you for that.

Drugs

Realize how vulnerable you are to murderers, rapists, ghostly spirits that want to do you harm.

I live in my own house. So when the roommate isn't here I can do whatever I want, I still can, but won't hang around the house in my underwear, unless if he's gone

walk around the house naked wanking furiously

Houseparty for all dubs

i would do it... but I'm homeless

rent the house to a bunch of niggers.
leave.
lols when parents return

you could invite a girl and rape her or make a swinger party

light house on fire. Act surprised when parents come back to you shitting in the rubble.

Cry to them to never leave home again

move out and live alone ffs

Hot bath, get a pizza, watch funny movies in your robe/pajamas or naked, I don't give a fuck as long as you're cozy.

Woaw

get a brazzers account

I was home alone this weekend. Three days of nothing. Do what I did
Jack off A L O T, eat nothing but pizza and watch a lot of porn