Home alone until Thursday. What do
Home alone until Thursday. What do
Jerk off like there's no tomorow, vidya, and when youa re finally bored fortify the house into a deathtrap, leave the door open, let a robber in and drop a cement block on top its head. If he dies just claim self defense.
Get banged
Take a shit in the toilet
BUT WITH THE DOOR OPEN
Masturbate in your room
BUT WITH THE DOOR OPEN
things become more fun when the doors are open
>insert closet homo joke
ive been home alone for 2 days. parents bought a new vehicle and went to the casino
destroy all the doors in the house
buy a dildo and fuck yourself with it
Kill yourself.
Where do you live user?
thank you for that.
Drugs
Realize how vulnerable you are to murderers, rapists, ghostly spirits that want to do you harm.
I live in my own house. So when the roommate isn't here I can do whatever I want, I still can, but won't hang around the house in my underwear, unless if he's gone
walk around the house naked wanking furiously
Houseparty for all dubs
i would do it... but I'm homeless
rent the house to a bunch of niggers.
leave.
lols when parents return
you could invite a girl and rape her or make a swinger party
light house on fire. Act surprised when parents come back to you shitting in the rubble.
Cry to them to never leave home again
move out and live alone ffs
Hot bath, get a pizza, watch funny movies in your robe/pajamas or naked, I don't give a fuck as long as you're cozy.
Woaw
get a brazzers account
I was home alone this weekend. Three days of nothing. Do what I did
Jack off A L O T, eat nothing but pizza and watch a lot of porn