I fucking hate emojis and smilies, Sup Forums. Like, really hate. Every time some sends me something like ":)" or ";P", or god forbid "XD" or ":3", I respect them way fucking less. Lost so many friends because of that. When a girl I'm into sends me a ching chong colored emoji on Kik or WhatsApp, I immediately hate her.
But that was a small problem. Lately I have taken a more violent approach. I began punching people who send me smilies. So far I have punched a numerous amount of my friends, my girlfriend, mom, sisters, teacher, co workers and random guys and girls on social media. I've once sent an email to Donald Trump and they auto responded an email to me with a smilie in it, so I also punched trump. Every time I buy something from EBay and the person send me an emoji, I sock them staight in the face. I once jokingly bought a star from NASA's official website and they thanked me with an smilie, so I punched the CEO. I continuously punched cats until their faces are deformed because their faces remind me of the kitty face. I also punch laughing people ecause they remind me of the benis face. I even punched myself a few times while typing this.
I can't keep punching people, Sup Forums. I've spent so much money traveling to punch people, shed so much blood and tears, and when people cry it reminds me of the crying emoji so I keep punching them until they die. What do, Sup Forums?
Dominic Phillips
Bump for desperation.
Wyatt Carter
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Ian Long
lol just calm down friend :)
Nathan Collins
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Hunter Walker
i fucking love you op
Sebastian Murphy
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Alexander Barnes
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Jordan Evans
Seriously, guys, you're not helping.
Caleb Rogers
NO EMOJI
Tyler Fisher
>OP
Angel Torres
Well atleast you know it's a kid if he types xD
William Hernandez
kek
Jayden Brooks
>ITT The Edgelord Manual Nice pasta
John Flores
>Newfag detected.
Where the fuck have you seen this posted before, retard?
Im so sorry to here that user fampaitachi desu :'(
Connor Jones
xD
Cameron Nguyen
Cringey pasta OP You tried to hard to be funneh lel xD xD But failed Delete this from your pasta bin and never force this on us again
Jose Jenkins
Trips never lie
And i agree Your not good at this never try again
Ryan Perry
>Implying OC is pasta
Summer came, and with it...
Alexander Ramirez
Where have you seen this posted huh retard
Gabriel Morris
I haven't, you literal retard. I made it myself.
Andrew Cooper
Still bad and cringe
Dylan Rodriguez
> ▲ >▲ ▲
Leo Jones
smiley the movie
Jose Edwards
kill yourself op xd xd xd :3
Daniel Carter
user stop trying to be edgy by calling everything cringe , you're not cool and mature, and you just end up looking like a retarded faggot, which you've already done.