Be swed

>be swed
>suck cocks

>be swede
>not only suck cocks
>but suck diseased cocks
SWEDEN
YES

Wtf I love Sweden now!

Is there anything swedes can't do?

reported to putin for homosexuality

>a cute blond swede boy will never suck you off until you cum down his throat
why live

>you will never molest a Swede
Why live?

SWEEDEN, YES

the best i got was getting a blowjob from a gypsy hooker at the side of the road.
when she asked for the money i kicked her out of the car and drove away.
fucking amateur tbq not asking for the money first but i want to fuck a swede boy so bad.

SCHWEDEN, JA! :D

>me
>hear the news that Sweedish get used to sucking penes
>move to Sweeden rapidly
>get girls to suck my dick
>one day, a neatly dressed trap approaches to me
>"oniichan, please... please let me suck your dick... please...!"
>run away into a warehouse
>he grasps my wrists and push me into the wall
>he is dropping tears
>"I'm sorry, oniichan! but, but i can't control my feeling."
>"I'm bothering you, i know! i'm... i'm really sorry"
>strike my heart
>hug her tightly
>"I, I understand you're serious now. so, ah.. i say, ... it's ok"
>she retrieves her smile
>she licks my dick tenderly
>feeling her deep love to me
>i fearfully approach my hand into her dick, toutch it, and move it into my mouth
>"ah, dame, oniichan... nnn, ah, kimochiiyou...mm..ah!" her cute voice
>live together happily forever
>now, I get completely "used to" Sweedish culture


what the degenerated country! I hate Sweeden!

>japan

>she
a trap isnt a girl yukihira

why is this allowed in Sweeden?
It's a joke? or has a deep reason?

At all times sweds loved to sucking dicks in wars, but now they do it irl.
National tradition, nothing wrong here.

they dont taste good tbqhwyf

That's just rude

dick sucker detected

Ae sexi man girl give sucku

Not as good as Jamal's fudgepop huh?

Post hot Swedish boys

>that explodes in your mouth

...

...

why is this bullying tolerated?

Would explode my penis in his mouth/10

I'm not a gay completely, but i always think if my girlfriend had a dick, the life would be better

I wanna kiss with you also you're cute !

now fug

because you make it so easy

kinda like raping your women for muslims

this is internet rape

no wonder why japan's birth rate is dropping

a vertical poland/indonesia?

You're right, sorry user. Here, have a popsicle

Fuck off english teacher youre not funny you fucking cunt

Outdated news. It's increasing. Now theirs is higher than Germans af 1.41

Reported to turdeau for reporting people to evil homophobes.

We're not "cute", we're large, hairy, dumb and disgusting. Atleast I am ;_;

>we're large, hairy, dumb and disgusting
sounds like a bear, I like to cuddel teddibär!

>Not a single mention of clockwork orange

Your entire generation needs to be wiped out.

How old are you grandpa? like legit 40?

this thread is awfully homosexual. please cease and desist, my friends.

>gypsy hooker

Did you ever get tested user?

What's that why is it relevant?

>sweeden
>ee

does that even look right to you?

Cause it's how it's pronounced.

mfw no qt Swedish GF who fucks my ass with her big dick

this will never succeed, penis is not dark enough

Why'd you have to remind me? They were delicious. And they went on crazy sale because of the controversy. Stopped selling them like 3 years ago.

SUECIA
SI

>what the degenerated country
>t. japan

>developed exclusively for the canadian tourist market

islamic USA?

Man i keep seeing threads where people post about wanting to get fucked or fuck "cute blonde swedish men". Go fuck yourselves you creeps, i am not cute, i am manly as hell.

>not chocolate ice cream
wtf why does sweden hate diversity so much fucking sweden democrats

Don't be so butthurt.

Wait...

>be swede
>get cucked
xD

och dom kallar oss gay

That literally looks like a warty dick poking out of a colorful condom. Until I see more evidence, I'm convince I'm being rused. That's a real dick, lads.

what, now you want me to mansplain it to you?