Going to Japan soon, pro tips on how to get laid?

Going to Japan soon, pro tips on how to get laid?

be white.

wear expensive suit... drive Ferrari... get laid

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the tentacles will get you anyway. just act surprised.

Go on the subway dressed an an anime character. Some weird Jap is sure to rape you

Jerk off on public transport

And have money ...

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Bring a skateboard (not a cruiser you pusy)
All of the Asian foreign people around here state like crazy when they see someone skating. Use it to drop panties young kook

Stare*

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Dubs thread?

get thread?

If you need to ask then its too late for you

be attractive

doppels gepruft

and the ugly people losers will hate you for beating up a old ugly guy loser cause there a nark and hate the popular people and hurt the people the ugly way cause the popular people needed resources and cause the ugly people losers always watches the popular people while cock blocking the popular people out of the lame ugly people loser socitey

If you don't ask them then it could be considered rape. What the fuck is your problem user?

and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and tell people what to do and is ugly and smell like dog shit and tell on the police if t he popular people does something wrong and has no friends and has alot of time watching the popular people

so the ugly people losers that smel llike dog shit is fake and ugly

dubs plz

Be handsome enough, be white enough, have enough money, don't be an autistic weeb faggot.

and gets angry at people and is angry cause ugly and has no friends cause is lame and ugly

I believe what you meant to say is: Doppel überprüft.

seeEven on steam those jap chicks are thirsty for white guys with blues eyes. Have this one who keeps asking things like

>what if you came to japan and we had a kid wouldnt that be weird.

>What do you think of interracial relationships

>What would you do if you got a japanese girl pregnant

Like wtf bringing my own condoms if I ever go to japan and fuck this girl. Who knows how many holes she would put in them.

if you don't mind paying, they actually have sites where you can select what girl you want and they deliver her at home. And most of them are young and hot. Not even joking.

How to have sex OP asks. You be attractive and don't have autism that's how

Talk to a lot of females. Be relaxed about it. Don't look for any particular outcome, let chips fall where they may.

>works everywhere

kek

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Holy fuck!

That's fucked up