Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread

Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!

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Penny Claimed!

Denmark, it's temperate so cold in the winter and hot in the summer, but not extremely in either direction. Sadly I don't have any AC so just opening windows and hoping for a draft.
>not much heat today since it's raining
That's not a guarantee, yesterday it was hot as hell despite the rain; I swear it could have been a rain forest.

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>claim

Good morning world and all who inhabit it

Man, I should start taking my antidepressants again because this is just horrid, but they give me insomnia.

Thru the Walls is better.

What'd ya end up having?

Right, so I'm gonna need all of your answers on this, consider it qott I guess

Why does ecchi exist? Why don't they just make hentai? Why sacrifice the quality of the anime just to maximum fanservice?

mandatory cc claim

i want a milkshake rn
youtube.com/watch?v=nKG1kBXMCnI

Some people enjoy plot, even if ecchi has little, generally has more than straight up hentai.

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Whole mixtape is great. I'm liking Beware a lot lately too.

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Akiko claimed

>blonde shithead
That's pretty funny
That's not her voice though
Her actual voice sounds like this and it's sweet as honey
youtu.be/ktzM69GnMP0

Dibs

Because they feel that through fan service they'll get more viewers. But if they make hentai then it can't be aired on tv, thus less money through sales.

Some cipaille, it's a local dish
I believe it's similar to sea-pie but instead of using fish, you use pork and potatoes!
My fav chuuni!
How are you man?

ouch, at least the weather is on your side yes?
Do you have a fan or mini-heater at least? Or just windows?

Sorry, didn't know weather you were a troll or not, hi and welcome

>blonde shithead
is this a thing now? I kinda prefer wallposter over this
also that's pretty cute, but damn if she ain't thirsty af for onii-chan's monster cock

Hi Yuko!
How are you?

Yeah I was about to say this, usually places don't like airing straight up porn.

Are you talking about fanservice/ecchi elements in other shows or more dedicated softcore shows such as Queen's blade and the like?

Oh hai! I'm more or less just new to these threads. Penny is my absolute favourite, she's too sweet for her own good ^^

because hentai can't have plot desu

>is this a thing now?
Yes
> damn if she ain't thirsty af for onii-chan's monster cock
It's all about the onii-chan. He's a cool guy though. He ain't touching her, keeping that sweet imuoto pure. Also the guy is drowning in pussy

Hey my favorite boat! I am alright just woke up took my sister to driving school now I am here waiting to go to work, how are you doing??

yes yes, this is the answer I was looking for desu, thanks!

>gold star for effort desu
Is this shiro? or who?

No I mean shows classified as ecchi I guess?
There was the one about the milk from boobies giving super powers or something. That kind of garbage is just boring and makes me want to just go watch hentai or porn instead of watching it desu. Other two guys answered me though

Interesting, I don't think I've ever heard of either of those dishes before. I'm like, 99% sure that's what it is. And it has to work to some extent for studios to keep doing it.

Hello british
I've been pretty lazy lately, but good.
You surviving?

>pic
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

That would be me.

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

>Akiko
It was 4 years ago and I was 14.
No luckily there weren't, I'm the younger in my family and I have an older brother that now it's 26. They just kept arguing every night, they used to start right after I was going to sleep. To be honest I don't know if they crushed things around since that most of the times I was sleeping.

>Karen
Back here~

bug

I'm doing alright, playing some OW soon~
I'm not surprised really

Nope nothing, just 2 windows and plenty of water.
Yeah others got it right, basically a mix of pushing what you can show on television and fanservice, given the sales of dxd it works. A more interesting case would be Eroges.

That's adorable desu
Shiro's character looks super cool tbh. Really makes me want to watch the anime, 12 episodes or 24?

Yes yes, got my computer back desu, lower screen resolution but at least it's working yes?
Lazy is good, lazy means happy, yes?

I am assuming you are replying to my goodbye desu
Where'd you go?

The other characters I saw you post once are actually pretty cool tbh
Fuck, all these animes I want to watch now. Honestly I wanted to watch yours a while back but being the forgetful shit I am I popped back into the thread, saw kagami and was like "Oh yeah I probably wanted to watch Lucky Star"

But really though, where are you from? How'd you find the thread?
>pic related desu
nice to meet you

space

Kek. I understand Sup Forums relatively well.
>Its not about a community, in reality, its about the anonymity, you're not defined by your username, you don't get one, all you have is your own hands and your own ability to make yourself something. People don't give a damn who you are, because you're an user. You come and go as you please, but you never really leave, one way or another, the beast brings you back.

I ended up in the Catalog, I usually hang out in baww threads but I'm expanding my horizons. Mostly by just hanging out.
Nice to meet you as well ^^

>pic
why karen so mean desu

Whelp, I feel the serious yawns coming on, and I've been up for a whole extra hour at this point. I guess Ima go pass out now.

Night /waifu/, it was a hell of a good one last night.

>Might lurk, might not, we'll see how long till I'm out.

12.

>DMW
Read the manga. the anime is a glorofied advertisement to it anyways.

Oh sounds like fun I think I might do the same thing in a minute!

Depends on how long it continues. desu

Greetings and welcome

goodnight

So what are you up to Yuuko?

ehm, that was a copypasta desu, my real reply is here Ehm, and I guess this is you as well? Strange filename though. Where are you from?

>pic

night fake girl

well fuck
I guess I'll download akiko's first, then yours.
What about the manga? I can do that easily.

>Fubuki claimed

>saving google thumb nails

claim

Ah, glorious pasta.
>Mine was an actual quote from my bro who showed me Sup Forums in '09.
Meanwhile I think my net is a bit slow right now, gonna find out why but I think I know.

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

Never actually read the manga, but from what I've heard it's far superior, which is believable.

Planing routes in which i could use public restrooms as my bathroom has become crippled.

Alright, third times the charm. So your school is finally over now eh?

greeting

Just had driving practice, thought it would've lasted 1 hour but it finished earlier.

Salutations. We have random discussions here.

>Fake
U wot m8?!

Goodnight friend!
Nice!
>dat gif
>HHHNNNNNNG
Cute ship

Oh Vigil, it's been a while. Still waiting for the Lewd Night 2.0?

eyes

The other characters all fill in a niche that people like, so eveyone has some character they can relate to

I mean my reply is here fuck

Didn't see your reply, what's an eroge?

Ah alright.
Fellow slow internet bro, yes? Me as well. I'll tell you more about it sometime but I feel like I might need to sleep soon.

manga it is then

sweet, how'd you do? ram any people?

lol is that the best you got? Virgin? that's it? lmfao. Tbh if i had to pick between being a virgin and the monkeys you probably dig up on your local boonie street corner in downtown underprivelaged whogivesafuck, id easily take just fucking my dog instead. Luckily i have the luxury of choice and when im not tipping my fucking fedora and banging bitches left and fucking right, im setting hoodrat apes like yourself straight. Sign up for my fucking program and get educated.

a girl that dresses up as a boy
I mean come on nigga

yes yes, correct desu.
hopefully you can stretch it a little longer?

best suit girl claimed
i seem to be coming here every second night

>Lewd Night 2.0
Dont make me burn my pasta, i haven't eaten anything today.
Hey Akira

no one can beat this beauty
which I were him.

Just because I dress like a boy doesn't mean I'm a fake girl...
>Can't tell if you mean my waifu or irl

How are you mikan?
You getting enough sleep?

Balls
>i like her smile

i disagree with your reasoning. Long periods of laziness are poor for mental health.

You can't leave.

Aha! I found the culprit. I'm downloading some Anime using Mega.
>forgot to turn it off, it's usually not a problem.
I might be leaving soon, gotta get back to work, plus I think a fuse is going to blow in the server room
>Being IT man is so hard
>not really its a dream.

v
It was alright, sadly I didn't kill anyone.

Heh~
Just focus on your pasta.

Tenryuu claimed

>I hate CV players in WoWs

I know what you like girl

You're the cute ship >///<

Hey Yuuko, how are you doing? :)

You called?
H-games, in this context visual novels with sexual content like Fate, Muv-luv (really all the succesfull ones except S;G).
>So your school is finally over now eh?
Not yet and not sure.

It's on hold for now. You and I both know that.

>neither can I

I mean do you think you can afford to be lazy for a little longer?
Ehm, take a rest, a person would say?

kek, I'll see you later then. My mind blanks out a lot during the middle of sentences so next time I see you I might forget to reply. Toss me one instead! I gotta split too for now.

>sadly I didn't kill anyone.
utter dissapointment tbh

yes yes, this is something interesting to talk about. Not for now though, next time.
I'll write it down so I can remember to ask you

Goodbye for now, everyone.
>pic

Are they like artillery players in WoT?

Later^^
>As if on cue I hear a pop and most of the lights shut off.
Well, looks like its time to fix some shit.
Later guys~

See ya around lovely.

I suppose that Stocking didn't claim here lately...
I'm sorry to give you the news but, the lewd night 2.0 has been dismissed.

I'm sorry Karen, I'll make it up by throwing some Molotov into random houses.

what's this?

Hello qt
I'm doing my usual boring activities.
Anything of interest with you?

God dammit

Nice chibi though

People? PEOPLE?
People are an inferior breed betas must bring to servitude during the rebellion.

You don't want to know
>hello again

I was never told directly, but I expected as much.

I like my uni, but it is fucking awful at organising stuff and informing students.

Better if you don't know~

And..there's something else. I told her to do it directly here but she didn't...
>

>Noire

HNNNG

it sounds like rule breaking
>hello hello hello yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuko

how so?

No worse websites exist than the ones for uni.
They make everything needlessly difficult.
It's even hard to give them money.

Glad that he found a woman.

Worse
"Hurr durr, why should i use fighters when i can attack the enemy better?"
>5 minutes later his planes got wiped by enemy fighters
"OMG, why didn't you guys help me?!?!?"
And that on T9...

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A VIRGIN?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT VIRGIN EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A FAGGOT . A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF VIRGINS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

>what's an eroge?
Karen far to pure desu

No

Too long to explain and plus it's an old story~

Yeah, I couldn't be more glad for him.

Sounds fun.

I bet they also never move from the spawn.

>I couldn't be more glad for him.
Oh. That's what has been keeping him?
>I fucked up again

just bought a waifu pillow anyone else have one?

Not only that, he has other stuff too.
>Fucked up?

I wish but I'd have to design my own because Akira's not a well known character. This is the closest thing I have as an image.

ITS A DAKIMAKURA
I suppose I'd enjoy one, but that's just me being an absurdly lonely fuck.

>Shiro

I do not, but what waifu is on yours?

No there's no good Daki's of Shiki can I can't be arsed making it myself.
That's the true exam of uni