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correct banana edition.

(the correct banana is number 4. 3 or 5 are acceptable when no 4s are available.)

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cara

1 master race

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*builds a house out of cardboard*
*brags about how large my cardboard house is*

the answer is yes, they are metal frames

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>Kashima Antlers will act like a "crocodile" attacking its prey when they play Real Madrid in Sunday's Fifa Club World Cup final in Yokohama.
>The Japanese side are the first from Asia to contest the final.
>Antlers defender Naomichi Ueda said: "I'm a crocodile.
>"Just as a crocodile will complete its conquest by dragging its prey into the water, I just want to bring them down - whether it's in the air or on the ground, one on one."

so glad these weird cunts are breeding themselves out of existence

>he thought the northern powerhouse was a meme

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Street,_Manchester

>amerisharts actually do this

>tfw 5'9 and built like jordan knight

anything riper than 2 is spoiled

Is there an app that gives you notifications when someone replies to your Sup Forums post?

>app

facing the prospect of yet another christmas day and NYE alone

remember this
youtube.com/watch?v=VAFQFl41RYk

prefer not to say

only just realised in most sentences with he/she the gender is literally irrelevant.

why did we start this and more to the point why did the progressive left resolve it by making more pronouns instead of reducing it to the one we need

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quite enjoy a 2 sometimes tbf, got to be in the right mood though

who /hier/ lives in cornwall? my great-great grandmother was born there. i looked up census records and found her childhood home address. this is what it looks like now:

was wondering if anybody had ever been there, it's in Camborne

sublime gimmick

I like 2 and 3, others can be damned. Say "no" to yellow banana dictature!

mediocre gimmick, didn't chuckle and will probably not be overly annoying to me

yeh its a deprived shit-hole. dont go there.

>not even midday yet
>battery at 23%
fucking animal

>manchester finally soars
>right in time for britain's decline

screeching

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Rate the brekkie lads x

Why is the black one the smallest?

>working new years day
>have to get a holiday-rate taxi to and from work because no public transport

The cost of the two taxis will literally be more than my daily pay.

going to kill the hamster tonight

w-what kinda mood we talking about here

Trying to find a place where I can hide these presents I bought for my son and daughter lads, where would you actually hide them so they can't find them?

snobs,
7 is the best, sweetest 'nana.

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>having children

offspringcuck

>The cost of the two taxis will literally be more than my daily pay.
then why go in?

>dnm NDD

royal mail delays my arse lads

why don't you go home to the so-called rents?

I'm tired of being fat

the weak pound means foreigners are snapping up british property in even greater numbers now

soon we'll all be renting in qatari owned buildings and only literal billionaires will be owner occupiers

serves you right for being a fucking mongo that can't drive

Live on the border of Cornwall, it's massive lad and not a lot to do. Why?

gonna shove it up you're butt with a tube?

then go to sleep

permanently

excellent

>checking out nearby tower to climb
>looks good, no electrical warnings other than the control box
>decide to check nearby ruins for scary homeless people that might throw rocks at me or something to make me fall off
>don't have contacts in, see something purple that wasn't there last time
>it's square shaped and i'm looking at it through a doorway so I can only see part of it
>assume it's a tent
>as I sneak up for a closer look I hear a loud gunshot
>lots of pheasant shooters nearby so it's not out of place, still scared the fuck out of me though
>I get closer and realise it's just some graffiti, gunshots ring out and I shake as I take a picture
>decide to leave the climb for another day
bloody ridiculous how close those shots were lads.

janner scum

going to smother the bastard animal

Losing a bit of money is preferable to losing my job. Employers tend to look unfavourably upon workers simply not showing up when they don't feel like it.

walk or cycle then. It's not like you have anything better to be doing.

change your flag then

this is well worth watching, fucking madman

youtube.com/watch?v=rLp5hlyrtnE

I'd still hemorrhage money and probably be worse off even if I could drive. I'd need to pay for 8 hours parking in town.

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working? on new years eve? which is a saturday?

>soars

a bit strong, I can guarantee most of those buildings will be unoccupied.

jimbo should give up the free information lark and just sell it

multi-billionaire overnight

>when your boy hands you a zoot of the dank and you take two drah and it licks your head

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fuaaarkkkk, fucking loony

>tfw unironically called tarquin
sad thing is I'm not even that posh

fuck me. never used to care about heights when i was little, got older and couldn't handle them anymore. palms get visibly sweaty watching stuff like that.

ah yes, when your boy hands you a zoot of the dank and you take two drah and it licks your head, of course
*surreptitiously opens google*

such a fucking fedorable twat
who would write that on facebook and think their associates would enjoy reading it

7 is best its most sweet and feels like honey

Playing stalker on a 50 inch telly lads

business idea: report rosy to HMRC for not paying tax on her findom earnings

dinner tonight: Japanese curry with rice

dinner tomorrow night: toad-in-the-hole with buttery cabbage

gun b gud

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an image of one of my petrified bollocks floating through space

still think the moutain free climbers top the absolute madmen list, one tiny slip and you're ded

like how does that even become your hobby

Is taking your laptop to the toilet with you while you have a dump considered weird??

I blame videogames

yes very weird wtf

Every time

look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus these things will just tear your to shreds

reading some fake news

depends, do you put it on your lap or do you have a surface to rest it on like a laundry hamper or something?

Really don't like Phil Jupitus nor Ross Noble.
The first one just screams like his "jokes" are supposed to be even funnier when he gets louder.
I can't quite pinpoint why I don't like Ross Noble, but his accent doesn't help at all.

speak for yourself, I would have him laid out in under 5 seconds if he started on me

capital idea, sire.

*reads the local news*
>101 year old man convicted for noncing
>huge riot in winson green prison
ahh yes, birmingham

Jupitus was good at bailing out the horribly unfunny guests on Buzzcocks at least.

mate swear to god that chimp wouldn't last 10 seconds in Wakefield
could knock him out no hassle

mornin' lads

whoops fell asleeep hehe

(chav)

wrong

banana 7 best banana

*holds your hand*
What's wrong sweetie? x

>mon-fri:
>work 8hrs a day/eat healthy/do moderate exercise/1-2 hrs of Sup Forums in the evening/maintain structure and at least some level of normieism

>sat-sun:
>fall out of bed whenever the fuck/shitpost on /brit/ about wanking, taking massive shits and being a unimaginably pathetic human being/eat shit food and drink all day until passing out/

quite like this inescapable routine

thought the latest pengest munch episode was contrived

didn't have the charm of the tottenham episode

top o the mornin

u wot dickhead
you want some too do ya? come on then you fucking cunt come down to Wakefield I'll take the lot of you

youtube.com/watch?v=sFUcxnvAeMc

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are you memeing obviously number 6 is best

temporary little problem called life ;D