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good mornin

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Twitter-vahvistuskoodisi on 364304.

No worries dude I got this.

Prep the bull, I'll be home in 30

R u going to karate today?

Okay

Framme nu typ

Ok

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"You are about to reach mobile data limit"

leave me alone

I haven't answered yet I was just on the phone with uno

Pizza tasted like ass

And my pants are tight

Alight, you all set?

fucking cried

Come to Finteeeeeeeel

Understood.

that secsi

If I was high then id be more then motivated to constantly be on the move

G morning. Cody man lov

>from user's Grandma

Home in 5'

Fuck you, divorce me.

RIP Sup Forums

About 6.

>don't rape the baby, J'bjergen fjords.

"I wanna give a footjob and I don't even like feet"

is that spiclet going to eat it?

Just dont tell my husband

How old are you? Fucking 12?
>Karate
Do a proper martial art

Yes he was, he's just waiting for a taxi in here to go to fulford so I presume he has sorted stuff like that out!

My buddy left for USAF Basic, feel free to spam the shit out of his phone.

danke

Verizon Msg: You've used nearly 4 GB more than the 4GB of data in your plan (cycle ends the 10th). Overage data for this cycle is $15 per 1GB. To increase your plan by 2GB for $10 more per month, reply YES. There's no contract extension. Thank you for choosing Verizon.

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pastebin dot com slash f83i0DqH
Theres some carding faggots, thank me later.

So can you come to the party tonight, or whattttt?

You shouldn't degrade your body like that

"FAKE GAMER GUY!!!"

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zieh doch mal den Hut ab

>text message
the 1990s called
Sup Forumsruh this is 21st century. Messengers are now the daily norm

New batch in. Monopoly, blue stamp. 3 for 20 60 a bun.

Call me at lunch please

its a christmas tree lol

No im still walkin

det vet du säkert

ayyyyyy fbi

>hehe

How many dead?

13.8v in, 9.0v out.

You getting Raped

30 a bun Hartford. Call of duty stamped

Bird poop brings good luck! There is a belief that if a bird poops on you, your car or your property, you may receive good luck and riches. The more birds involved, the richer you'll be! So next time a bird poops on you, remember that it's a good thing.

"we can hang out if you want"

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If Sally fucked Billy
Then Billy fucked Jane
Then who fucked you

Hi user u okay? Why didn't u come in?

Neuer Anruf ohne Nachricht
von +661234567890
am 29.05. um 17:11
Ihre Telekom

How the fuck did the picture get in the papers you stupid cunt

Damn bro. Are they those little square jawns that are like a nicklebag or are they philly size bags? In Pittsburgh btw.

"Hiya, leaving in 10 mins xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx"

we call you when delivery

Az együttműködési szerződés még nem került vissza aláírva a cégtől a BKV-hoz.

Tues 12:15

I'l tell you when it's over and you can get on

Are you coming back to Miami at some point?

"Did you find my skirt?"

Op from other thread

Also this was my mother.

We can't migrate a user profile without being connected to the domain. What do?

Iré a por ti al aeropuerto

"It's not. I'm on a restricted floor, you can't even bring in a piece of paper."

Just bought a new horse

lol

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Mobile parking at its finest

Hahahaha

Well are you?

купить презервативы слишком

Don't worry about getting together with my wife

wut

Dont come to school tomorrow

Fuck you're autistic

Not unusual...

I know it just makes me sad

"Good game" je crois, "bon jeux"

"Smells like cup noodles and bleach"
-Jimmy Kudo 1995-2016

As you please me

Don't text, but here's a snap message

I did

"I don't know, fuck that guy though"

"I love you babe"

"Sex"

"Jag kommer över"

your beans are hot

Lel

Jej

"Gas tank and battery in the passenger side."

He didn't answer, will let you know when he does