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this is norwich edition

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cara

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more canals than venice

did someone say norwich?

gonna do a suicide

nth for North Yorkshire is proof God is real.

bet she smells like wee

awful gimmick
jordan knight would be ashamed

>tfw christmas off

don't

please

diego costa wouldn't make it out of Wakefield alive tbqh

Doing a 'shad

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He was a top lad slandered by Paddies for centuries

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>The first time she got on the team bus, a player said "I can see your tits from here". Brady replied “When I sell you to Crewe, you won't be able to see them from there will you?" The player was promptly sold.

>this is a 10/10 bod in the uk

pics

23 and I've never had sex lads. Never had a gf or touched a breast.

>in the uk

she's american

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FACT: grime is the best abnormie music

>modules
>chips
>telly

nooooooo don't shiela

pile of ash that I've blown behind my desk reaching critical levels

hoovers fucked though so whatever

imagine seeing this every day on your drive home from work

So what was so bad about colonialism? It's getting to the point where even saying the word colonialism is like saying nigger

no sweetie, that would be ambient techno.

>grime
>abnormie

Fuck off rorke twat

breasts are overrated
>t. ass man

good fuck him
why

every time I go on dailymail I think 'why the fuck do brits care so much about american celebrities?'

it's not like there's a shortage of british celebrities to gawk at

I'm a breast man but I rate arses

What's the most dangerous sex act you've attempted?

>get a week off for christmas
>going to take two weeks of annual leave after that too

the sesh beckons

you wouldn't EXIST without colonialism sweetie

one day...

I would be sad and so would anybody you know

The so-called self-fellatio

and the daily mail is british

daily mail online has more hits from USA than UK

you do the maths

Once Oxford's old school alums die off the university is going to be striped of every last vestige of empire.

in other words, they're going to burn it down.

no more than anyone else

plus DM readers have nothing better to do whilst waiting for their giro

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can't eat all this sub

will have to put half of it back in the fridge

yea but what about MY sadness :(

sex without a condom with random girls, have done it three times and got the clap once, no aids tho but still dangerous tbqh

Think I'd fuck Karen Brady if you know what I mean

in a field in the dark?

london

minging

the daily mail is the only newspaper I ever see referenced on Sup Forums, regardless of the nationality of the poster

Been squeezin titties since I was 12

since im a virgin itd have to be managed to lick the tip and cum in my mouth. instant regret it tasted awful
and my stomach hurt from the position

is there a chance, no matter how small, that one day your sadness will decrease even by the smallest margin?

DAE 'The sesh'? loooool

this is the tastiest it will ever be though, soldier on lad

oustanding post

Lurk more

I've seen people reference the Guardian, Independent, Express, Telegraph, Sun, Financial Times, New York Times, Washington Post, and others I think

the guardian is british but they employ lots of Yanks

going downstairs to request a sausage sarnie from mummy
if I have a (You) when I get back I'll reveal her response

Chasing the snow lads haha

would

ugly or obese or what?

agnostic radical centrist

What is the best wank you have ever had lads?

because it's shitposting central both journalistic and discussion wise

normal media outlets don't let people comment

why isnt anybody replying to my thread ?

Literally don't give a shit about some runt asking mummy for runt-fodder :)

obviously I was exaggerating lid

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t. oblivious guardian reader

If suicide wasn't a sin in the Christian faith I'm sure Peter Hitchens would have offed himself years ago.

Is it snowing there already? It's just painfully cold in Virginia and I hate it.

Cuddled Karen Brady down the back of the Londis in Haywards Heath

she got better looking tbqh, definitely would.

The so-called daesh

no

Business idea: legalise all drugs apart from heroin

Geoff horsefield told me she's got a hairy muff

her daughter is also a proper slag.

On the dude weed lmao, literally go all day, last long, and do it like 20 times. Porn is so much better, and I get incredibly horny. Just would smoke weed for that.

I'm gay though so ymmv.

>he lives in the virgin state

guardian and telegraph get some mentions tbf

heroinophobe

why do you say that?

>her daughter is also a proper slag.

pics

I'm 18 and earn 10k a week

AMA

>legalising ice

plebs ought to be banned from the internet

had enough of reading asinine opinions online

gonna have a comfy day watching anime

what's wrong with the odd bit of afghan smack

bit rude to scots

>Cuddled

bit gay

If i get a (You) i'll reveal my ballbag

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>/brit/
>this is norwich edition
No, this is shit LMAO!

fine you selfish pricks

you'll never know if I'm having a sausage sarnie or not

Because everything makes him miserable, Britain makes him miserable, people make him miserable, the 21st century makes him miserable, he doesn't seem to even enjoy breathing

>not one good game of footy today
how am i supposed to ignore the state of my life now?