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Impossible, virginity can't grow back.

What if World War III broke out between the United States and Soviet Union in 1952?

What if The Aztecs defeat the Spaniards, adapt 16th century weapons technology?

Show dick please

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In 1952 the US would have likely crushed the Soviet Union as they were still dealing with massive losses from WW2 and they didn't have bombers capable of delivering nukes

What about you is so weird that causes girls to not want to have sex with you?

In my later virgin years (17,18) I had to apply effort in order to keep my virginity. What the fuck are you even doing?

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Any more videos OP?

what if in the revolutionary war the canadian colonies joined the americans in the fight for independence?

I am an idiot and don't leave my house

Hah. Only 2 more years. Then I'll be wizzrrd like you!

>I have kids. Tried to deny them and the bitch mom got court ordered dna from me.


Why you know but a hooker?

tons

How would America be culturally different if the British had won the Revolutionary War?

What if Constantinople never fell to the Muslims and the Byzantine Empire was able to become reestablished?

How many times do you masturbate in a month?

Are you happy being a virgin?

What are your thoughts on having sex with a prost?

Americans would be cucks.

Next question.

I usually masturbate once a day, but the last week I've been doing it twice a day for some reason
I would like to have sex, but I don't mind being a virgin. I'll never pay for sex.

Are all these videos you? Gay or Straight OP? More? I want all of them.

They are me. I am straight

don't believe this

Okay but how straight?

Any butt stuff OP?

99%

not in webm form

What's the lenght of your cock?

About 6 long and 5 girth

>687338404

Why are you opposed to paying for sex?

Straight but showing off butt?

I think that if I pay for sex I have given up on any chance of relationships
Yep. Girls like butts too you know

Any face pics?

Nope. I don't do face, butthole or feet

What about hair? I have this weird thing for wanting to know people's haristyles?

Best I can do

More dick OP?

How do you feel about gay men jacking off to your pictures then?

More sexy underwear posts bitch

sure
Flattered

pics will have to do

Sucks you're straight because you have an amazing ass op

thanks, sorry to disappoint

Have any pictures of you on your hands and knees? If not can I request some? (No hole necessary)

I might have one or two that I took, but not a fan of sharing them really

Any way I can convince you? I've been jacking off for like an hour and it would set me over the edge.

you can try, but it wont necessarily work

It's pretty much just you and me in this thread now, how about just for me?

I'll let you know that gay guys have tried to convince me in real life of all kinds of things so I am not easily convinced

Well I'd never try to convince you to do anything in real life, I don't step over those boundries. But you're the one posting pictures, and I'm just a humble gay dude who really wants to get off.

But there is lots of porn on the internet

And your body is super hot and I'm not really into a lot of gay porn.

Well thanks

Any chance you'd post them? Maybe if I made a throw away email that way you weren't posting them here?

bump

Did OP abandon thread?

I figured nobody had any more questions

Sorry if I spooked you away OP

Moar cumming

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Pity you're straight, really. Otherwise I'd be offering to help you get rid of that virginity like a shot...

lol thanks (and sorry)

Dude your ass is begging to be pounded

Any more webm? Any more of you cumming?

Omg, i saw you post once, and I asked you to "fuck with the air" do you remember? 'cuz I remember every night

But I want to be doing the pounding not getting pounded
sure

What kind of Sports you do? Your ass is in good shape and your skin is beautiful, I want the same.

You're welcome. You've got a lovely smooth arse.
But judging by that gif, I'd happily let you pound my hole.

Can I get a hat wobble?

Amazing load. I'd lick that all up...

OP, why are you a virgin

Hmm, maybe...?
None anymore. Havent done any in about 10 years. I am an out of shape nonathletic bastard lol

Come on OP, deliver the on your knees pics.

Fuck that's hot. Any of you cumming on yourself?

Thanks :P
I dont own any hats
:P
Shy and I dont get out much
Sure

>My future involves rectal unpenetration

Well shit, I'm going to be talk of the world. First faggot to unfuck himself.

Have you ever fingered yourself?

Nope

You're welcome.
Hope you don't mind that I'm having a great wank over your pics. ;P

flattered lol

I'm straight and i got an erection by looking at your pics, why

Thanks. Just let me know in the unlikely event you ever change your mind. ;)

Nah don't worry, OP is just a faggot. I'm straight but wouldn't mind if gay dudes got off to me.

You're telling me you wouldn't fuck this ass?

>makecontact.gif

D: I dunno
will do :)

can you feel the big cock?

Guys just dont do it for me
???

Bloodborne, make contact gesture. But in sexy penis form

Any hot sounds bites?

What do you do for a living?

Ah I see lol
Hmm, I am usually pretty quiet but I do have one video where I am a little vocal
Rather not disclose

I'd like to see that video.

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Audio doesn't kick in until 10 seconds so dont turn volume up too loud before then

I used to be shy and didn't get out often and I was a virgin but I went out and changed that (quite easily). So why don't you?

Because I am stubborn and not you

Saved that for later. lol.

Lol so you're saying the difference between me and you is that you like being a virgin and I didn't

No I am saying that different people are different and you can't really compare your situation directly with mine.

You've been posting pics a long time haven't you? I feel like I've jacked it to your erection gif like four years ago.