*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*
What do?

greets him with our secret Vampire-hunter greetings...

Tell him to stop uploading via mobile device

Unseath my katana m9

I guess he needs to roll for damage or whatever depending on the game because he just teleported into steel, concrete and drywall.

Ill try to grow my sides again

Looks like my bloodborne character

>pttchh fooled into thinking my ninjistu shadow clone was the real me.

**emerge from the shadows behind him armed with my kunai**
"nothing personal kid...."

kek

Drop trow, bend over and back up.

*am hologram* heh...kid

i would ask him why his parents didn't beat him

Laugh and grab my girlfriend's ass

It was just an an illusion, and now I'm behind you.

Heh... easy.

Heel spin, pulling close, because that swords way to long for close combat. Bash his face with my elbow during the spin, and finish with a hook to the jaw right after. Take sword and Vlad him.

>*teleports behind you*
How the fuck do you expect me to teleport behind myself? I mean i am the most talented katana-fedora-vampire hunter but i cant do that

You'll never be as fast as I
*jitsus into jitsu*

Jitsu no jitsu!!!!

immediate surrender.
No doubts.

*taps the secret button near my waist that shoots 3 poisonous darts directly behind me*

kms before he kills me

call him a weeaboo fag saying he needs to get back to his drunk father's dick before he is beat again

Get raped a lot in prison?

>it was a hologram

fight him!

this

kek

>so, we meet again
*sword kid tries to swing against my head but i duck just in time
>still too slow
*knee him in the stomach
*he gets knocked down sputtering
>now you will face the consequences for taking on me
*whip out tiny 3 inch cock
>you ready for this itty bitty weeny big boy?
* rip off his sweatpants
>"no, please" he says
>too late
*I shove all 2 inches of my flaccid penis into his virgin booty
*cum immediately
>you love that tiny peeny, dont you?
*teleport into the nether realm
*write this shitty post

Oh we have a tough guy here huh.......
*unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open*
Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head*
YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords*

Heh.... easy.....

YES. But I'm a faggot so I liked it.

Throw DragonForce CDs at him.

I would take my bra off and wait

Call police

oh snap!

give him a reality check

kek

Roll Initiative!

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