As the title says, How does one go abouts selling their soul to the devil?

As the title says, How does one go abouts selling their soul to the devil?

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It takes weeks to even get an appointment, occasionally he takes a break meaning that people miss their appointment. Since a lot of people been selling their souls recently the price of souls dropped a lot. The devil will only buy certain souls atm. Hopes this helps ~ Soul support.

ask him
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First step: be 14

Jessie? Dude, we talked about this...

How do you get a appointment?

OP HERE, not sure who you are referring too

You gotta roll 666

Anyone else know any more info?

It's all about da sherk

Fuck off

> I here and now repent for my sins, and believe in Jesus Christ, the Son of God.
I believe that Christ died for me, as my substitute, and rose from the dead according to the Scriptures.
Thank you God, for sending Your Son, and paying my debt in full.
Even though I was separated from You by my sins, You saw me helpless, and fallen, and loved me enough to die for me.
I believe that Jesus suffered the penalty of my sins, and paid the full price to clear my debt.
Your Word declares that His Precious Blood, sinless and Divine, pays for all of my sins.
Because He suffered my penalty, I am now free.
No sin remains to condemn me. I'm no longer guilty before You.
I believe the good news of the Cross, and Your promise that
"Whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved." (Acts 2:21)
I ask Your forgiveness, and I now receive Jesus Christ into my life as my Savior.
Today, I accept Your gift of love, mercy, peace and eternal life.
I declare by faith that Jesus Christ now lives in me.
I am a new creation in Christ, born of God with the life of Jesus in me.
I trust the blood of Christ blots out every sin from my life. My record is clean by Your mercy.
According to Your Word, I am now forgiven, I am now saved.
Amen.

in this economy ? sorry son but the soul market bubble popped a long time ago

God, I know that I have sinned against You and deserve punishment. But I believe Jesus Christ took the punishment I deserve so that through faith in Him I could be forgiven. I receive Your offer of forgiveness and place my trust in You for salvation. I accept Jesus as my personal Savior! Thank You for Your wonderful grace and forgiveness—the gift of eternal life! Amen!

You can't, it was already sold a long time ago.

The Bible says Jesus is Lucifer, not the devil
this is above top secret

How do you know this?

ask /x/

That's not the devil, fuckwit. That's Diablo from the Diablo series.

These fucking summer fags, I fucking swear...

It's a known fact the Illuminati sold all the souls on this world for their own personal gain.
OP's question should be "how do I get my soul back so I can sell it again?"

No shit it's from the diablo series, I purposely used that In my search terms on Google because it looks the most bad ass imo
Now unless you have anything useful to post here fuck off you squid

>calls someone a summerfag
>doesn't look at file name
Oh the irony

Hmm thanks for the info, do you have any more to share about this topic, if you have any good urls it would be appreciated