Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Everybody loses a hand edition
Some people lose two.

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Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no-one's there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you're sure there's someone there

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Snek a cute.

Hey everyone.

Any directors or genres you're a fan of in particular?

still here

and

i would rather not attempt that

yo
also hi kyouko, haven't talked in the last few threads
How are you?

Fear of the dark
FEAR OF THE DARK

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Best type moon claimed

Chicken soups tastes good

I would

I have a constant fear that something's always near

claim
im ok just a bit bored might paint soon but ill sit with you until then

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coot

Heyo Chara, guess I'm holding up.
What about you?

Well now wishing i had smores cinnamon rolls.
Otherwise nothing. Just sitting around right now shitposting a bit.

Claimed

i would probably just give you the chair
what kind of painting?

Plz

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I was going to ask if you were feeling better compared to yesterday but now I guess not.

*picks tracer*

I tend to enjoy most movies, unless they're absolute shit.
>Christopher Nolan is probably my favorite director, if I had to choose

I'm considering it.

so you sit on my lapp ? cool that works too

I'll take a pic of product when is done
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Me? Doing fine. Cooked today, my little brother had a friend come over, he tasted my cooking and said it was good, made me happy. Mom phoned me, telling me that my great grandmothers condition is getting worse and sent me a pic of her lying in bed. Saw an old lady in hospital once that looked like she'd die any moment. My great-grandmother looked exactly like that.
So I guess the whole handkun left is kinda going past me. But then again the photo of my great grandmother is also rather going past me. Either I don't feel any emotions or I'm getting all of it later and have a full fledged post traumatic experience
Both options don't seem too good

So... what did you do today?

Already on it, Just waiting for the sweet embrace of death now.

No, I have never been afraid of the dark. Not even as a child. I found it comforting to sit in the darkness. I was more afraid of open fields in the daytime
>inb4 edgelord

>picks roadhog
>literally oneshots your whiney british bitch face

no ill just stand or lay in my bed

My flu is killing me physically and the fact that hand left is killing me emotionally.
Today is a shit day.

Show me your favourite piece of music.

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Eu claimed~

That is assuming you can hook me. I'm a really good tracer my dude.

Damn do I love Dickinson's voice.

a nap would be fine too

*picks D.Va*
D.VA AKBAR!
>Chara

It can't rain all the time...

I'm sorry for your grandmother, any chance she'll get better?

>So... what did you do today?
Mm, was my mom's birthday, so we celebrated a bit. Was fun, better than the usual ordinary days I guess.

Last claim before work

See you guys later

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It's probably this, or very close to it.

Ever been jerked off my a six arm bitch before? Yeah me neither
>Claimed

Nice. Let me know how they taste too. Was kind of trying to picture the flavor in my head and it sounds "Pretty good" Lol

Claimed

Probably not, she's just really old. Over 90. She experienced Hitler first hand wahaha

Oh? Did you get cake? Sounds rather fun.
Did I ask you what you were doing? Studying/Working?

Heya Akiko! How's your day?

i dont need a nap would just lay there

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I wish I knew.
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Good taste. He's made some pretty ground breaking movies, including the best iteration of Batman yet.
I really enjoyed Inception thought Interstellar was a breath of fresh air when it comes to pumping some new life into Sci-Fi on the silver screen.
Have you seen Batman V. Superman?

I'll nap then you just lay there

Yeah it's a sad day. Flu? been out running naked in the rain again?

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It feels like it might...

40k models im just to lasy to get started on my eldar atm

>Probably not, she's just really old. Over 90. She experienced Hitler first hand wahaha
Ah damn, I see.

>Oh? Did you get cake?
Yes, my sister made it, some stuff with strawberries, was good I guess.

>Studying/Working?
Still actively looking for a job.
Tough times honestly.

What about you?

Claimed battle waifu

Claiming Flandre

Look at this screenshot. That' a mark of honor

>That is assuming you can hook me
I have never seen a decent Tracer. They just blow their 3 blinks immediately trying to flank you. I'll just follow and wait it out and when she doesn't have them anymore I'll hook. I've been called a hacker many times


>picks Mei
>stands next to mech
>shields allies with wall
>ice block
>0 damage
If you ask me D.va could use a buff. She's a mediocre tank with negligable damage and too much bullet spread. The only thing she has going for her is her ult

Hello Birb

It's alright, been playing OW and studying for finals. I'm fed and dry, which is nice. There's a lightning storm going on so I don't know if internet will stay up. You want another riddle or something?

>Akiko

>Interstellar
My nigga. I haven't seen anything new since January, unfortunately.

i would go back to my chair then
cool i mean i know almost nothing about the universe except what ive learned from total war warhammer and vermintide games

I rescind my statement, This is my alltime favorite.

Take care frenemy

Oh lord this might remind me of the time I made smores dip. I will dude. It might taste like diabetes though lmao

Fuck.

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>been out running naked in the rain again?
I wish that was the reason. No, disadvantages of human contact, people are full of viruses and I seem to catch all of them.

Go watch Hardcore Henry, it'll bring your mood up at least.

Check out jungle book and civil war for this year

>little sis

What is hand ?

Oh, I want to try to make a Brownie cake some time, I saw an easy one on TV!

Kinda the same... I'm learning for an entrance exam and then attend university. Also looking for a job for it. I can't even get in retail. This is just depressing

Heya Flandre!

Yes! Riddle!

Oh, what I like to do with D.Va is fly around the enemies and get behind their lines. I usually kill Tracers, Reapers, anything with low health that's hidding in the back really.

Hakaze claimed

yeah 40k is another version with different lore its all in the future hard to find people into the hobby as it is so bloody expensive

Oh well, time for codeine then.

come on I will be just a nice nap then we can move to play something or go for a walk

This entire thread is full of delusional idiots.

You're in this thread too, what does that make you?

>Sup Forums is full of delusional idiots
hmm...

Maybe next time I go out with some friends.

I thought that movie looked like some really retarded attempt to gather CoD kids to the movies.

Is it really any good?

I guess it also depends on one's point of view.

> I want to try to make a Brownie cake some time
Brownie cakes are really good.

>I'm learning for an entrance exam and then attend university. Also looking for a job for it. I can't even get in retail. This is just depressing

Eh sounds like you're having it tougher than me, atleast I don't have to study.
I wish you good luck for all of that!

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>>>/reddit/ HONKEY

That sounds reasonable. Lol
Diabetes is a valid flavor.

Riddle time

I flow through all but the ground
A current which gives both life and death

I don't play much Dva, but when I did and whenever I played against her she was very underwhelming. Probably the only character in the game I'd say is underpowered

>rattle

Batman V. Superman was alright, I actually found myself enjoying Captain America: Civil War more, which is a switch for me, as I've been anticipating the expansion of the DC universe and was growing tired with the recent Marvel films.
What was the last movie you saw in theaters that you thoroughly enjoyed?

boners

money is a good barrier to entry for sure
i dont sleep unless im tired and its too hot for a walk

You've got to be a bit crazy to be sane.

Electricity.

There is one question to answer regarding Hardcore Henry to know whether or not you'll like it, did you enjoy Crank?

I had a retarded smile the entire movie and the finale was so great.

well make a stop for some ice cream and a park

I hope they are good... Brownies in Austria aren't the same one you have in america. So... I just hope the recipe is correct

I'm only studying so my parents stop bitching. If it works out, that's fine, if it doesn't, I have more time to care about myself
>Been trying to get into counseling for a year now, but free healthcare is literally sending me in circles

Time

Also I'd say, yeah she is rather weak... wouldn't mind a buff for my favorite D.Va

That's cool, I heard from most people that Civil War is better. Last movie I saw in theaters was the Revenant.

>Rattle rattle
What's up, Sachi?

true

I would've said that's not my thing, but after listening to it all, it's pretty great.

Pretty good, although it almost seems as if the music and singing are separate.

This is really good, I love the binaural bits.
Is that you, Anomaly?

It's not bad, but I don't particularly like it either. Guess it's just not my thing.

kagami claimed!!

yeah they are only stabbing them selves in the back casue only suckers like me buy into it. out of curiosity how old is your waifu supposed to be she looks younger not judging just wondering.also name and anime?

Late claim
fantasy lcs, overwatch and chill edition

Can always trust in Emancipator.
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I don't know who else is as cryptic.

>Crank
I guess it was one of those not good-not bad movies for me.
Still, not a terrible one.

>you have in america
But I'm from Italy....

>I'm only studying so my parents stop bitching. If it works out, that's fine, if it doesn't, I have more time to care about myself
Mmm I see.
Still, I hope it works out for you.

i dont like the local park
yeah and shes in high school. Her name is Tomoko and Watamote

>checked
I've made it way too easy. I'll be more cryptic next time

It's not time, it's electricity

A lot of changes should be made but they're on the right track
D.va should get less bullet spread
Hanzo unharged arrows do a bit too much damage for how little windup time they have. Also their hitbox is ridiculous
Widowmaker shot charges way too fast
Mei ultimate slows immediately, which makes it impossible to get out even when you stand near the edge.
Junkrat autoattack is way too good. Either lower attack speed or increase reload time