You wake up in your room like you do every morning. You get dressed and eat breakfast, just as you turn on your TV you see an emergency warning baring in the TV. You watch it and it seems that a virus that escaped from government testing and infected 85% of your country's (Youre gonna live in the US for this) population, those infected have become zombies. You decide to grab your carry gun (a glock 17 with 3 mags with 15 bullets of 9mm each), your 12 gauge Remington 870 with 50 shells, and your bug out bag with supplies. You check the windows outside and see about 15 infected roaming around your street.
First person who rolls 8 or dubs decides what to do next.
You furiously master bath to Mexican sugar dancing porn. After you finish you notice the zombie population in your street has dropped to 10 zombies.
Dubs or 1 decides next
Julian Harris
>You wake up in your room like you do every morning >like you do every morning why does this sound edgy
Nolan Perez
Rerolling for same
Josiah Jenkins
I said masturbate, not master bath.
Re-rolling for masturbate
Jonathan Martin
Coat myself in peanut butter and honey, then do a couple laps outside my house.
Kayden Perez
cover myself in my own feces to confuse the zombies
Carter Torres
After a 5 min break, you masturbate again
Elijah Flores
masturbate again because I'm a necrophiliac
Nathaniel Johnson
Suicide.
Brayden Hill
So in summary ,in case of a zombie apocalypse , op masturbates furiously a few times then offs himself . This is surprisingly accurate , somebody screencap this shit
Joseph Russell
You decide to masturbate again and cum buckets to zombie porn. There are now 30 zombies on your street. They seem agitated. Im on mobile so auto correct to master bath First dubs or 0 decides next
Nicholas Hill
...
Jayden Brooks
I masturbate again to feminine dick
Aaron Anderson
Kidnapping a femenine zombie and raping her
Nathaniel Ortiz
Shoot myself in the head
Adam Powell
That's all folks
Robert Reyes
I masturbate to my CP
Mason Watson
Nicely done. Hope you got protection, otherwise your cock might rot off.
Jace Miller
select all images with pies
Thomas James
Fill a tin can with rocks and seal it off, throw it out your front door to distract the zombies as you sneak out the back.
Juan King
You then decide to kidnap a female zombie and chain it in your basement. You then start to rape it and after you finish fucking it you get herpes. You shoot it in the head and skull fuck it. You go upstairs and there's a zombie hitting your window and there's 45 of them on your street.
Gabriel Gomez
masturbate until my hands bleed
Jack Ramirez
Oh yeah 4 or dubs decides next (I'm only listening to the first person to get the right roll)
Charles Reyes
Go back to the basement and masturbate one last time.
Ian Peterson
welp
Aaron Hill
rerolling Fill a tin can with rocks and seal it off, throw it out your front door to distract the zombies as you sneak out the back.
Evan Murphy
You go back into the basement and masturbate to the zombie one last time and you see a human zombie hybrid fetus crawl out of the zombies pussy. You kick it into a wall. There are now 30 zombies on your street and it is now dusk, the zombie banging your window went away.
Dubs or 7 decide next
Brandon Ross
re-re-rolling ffs Fill a tin can with rocks and seal it off, throw it out your front door to distract the zombies as you sneak out the back.
Brody Brown
masturbate again
Nolan Perry
Fag
Levi Cruz
the opposite of this
Asher Sanders
You throw a tin can out your front door to distract the zombies and run out through your basement. Before you leave you remember to grab your bug out bag, guns, and knife. Once you get out you run into the woods near your house.
Dubs or 5 decide next
Justin Cook
...
Jace Bailey
take refuge in a cave and masturbate until dawn
Noah Kelly
call dick Cheney
Ayden Cooper
roll
Ayden Brown
Masturbate
Asher Cox
Kill self with gun
Ryder Morgan
Cut your dick off to get over your masturbation addiction.
Parker Wilson
Stick gun in ass and fire
Zachary Hall
this it only holds you back
Angel Reed
make a twig figure and masturbate to it
Kayden Foster
Cut balls off so dick aint lonely
Camden James
404 Penis Not Found
Kevin Fisher
Stuff severed dick up your ass for safe keeping.
Gabriel Carter
Climb a tree and find out how many zombies lie between me and temporary safety.
Jace Phillips
You then cut off your penis to try to overcome your addiction. You then find a zombie in the woods and cut off its penis and superglue it onto where yours once was. You then masturbate again with your zombie penis.
Dubs or 3 decides
Justin Fisher
Stick gun into mouth, pull trigger.
Gabriel Jackson
I'm rerolling for this
Climb a tree and find out how many zombies lie between me and temporary safety.
Gabriel Cooper
Get curious as to what a zombie dick tastes like.
Jacob Robinson
Stick penis in mouth, pull trigger
Samuel Russell
eat your own legs
Christian Clark
ok OP. i like to dress up as yakko (my 3rd fav warner) not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my yakko suit. she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school. once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
Accidently drop all of your weapons on the ground like the fucking mistake you are.
Gabriel Green
the grief of losing your penis drives you insane and you spend the next few days hunting zombies and chopping their dicks off , covering each bit of your body with zombie dongs , this also makes you invisible to zombies
Kevin Turner
Masturbate with your new penis.
Nicholas Hill
Mastrubate next to zombies.
Anthony Watson
Win
Nathaniel Cooper
You masturbate again. You then pick up your old severed penis and put it in your ass for safe keeping. It is now night time and no zombie are around you.
Dubs or 2 decide next
Benjamin Lewis
Take your gun and become an hero.
Logan Kelly
Kill self
Isaac Davis
Masturbate
Zachary Morgan
Rerolling
Juan Rogers
Masturbate yet again
Kevin Bennett
Mastrubate with gun in ass, become an hero.
Isaiah Fisher
Find first moderately attractive female zombie. Tackle, tie up and use for dead sex slave. Obviously I would have to continue to find new ones though. They would rot away
Grayson Evans
Think about (now deceased) neighbors.
Brayden Fisher
u use your old dick as ammuniton for the crafted bow you just made out of wood and cum to go hunt some fag zombiey
Chase Hall
WINRAR
Carson Bennett
I guess it's time for the evening fap, then.
Masturbate furiously.
Jaxon Morgan
Start killing zombies while masturbating
Jace Watson
Well, that's all folks
Elijah Butler
Kill self
Colton Williams
/thread
Gavin Hall
Go back into house
Camden Edwards
the zombie penis brings you back to life , kind of
Brandon Garcia
This fucking thread
Lincoln Taylor
You decide to become a hero by taking one of the few survivors of your town hostage and masturbate on the hostage with your glock in your ass. You now have a traumatized hostage that wants to kill herself due to your herpes infected zombie penis and your gun fetish.
0 or dubs decides next
Caleb Cox
Glock 17 have 17 round mags. G19 have 15 rounders. A g19 mag won't work in a g17 dumbass
Levi Cooper
...
Grayson Lee
Go back into the house
David Cook
top mutha fuckin kek
Kayden Carter
But that glued zombie dick turned you into a zombie so you wont die.
Adam Miller
Masturbate
Grayson Adams
(you)
Jack Baker
Turn into a robot and win the game of Life.
Dominic Butler
hmmm.... Masturbate
Hudson Lopez
WINRAR
Levi Gutierrez
we cant let a skeleton decide how we fight off zombies, clearly going back into the house is a terrible idea. we should just masturbate instead. also OP, become an hero means kill yourself
Austin Carter
Masterbate
Jose Nelson
You take you and your hostage back into your house. There are no zombies nearby and your hostage still wants to kill herself.
9 or dubs decides next I used 15 because it's an easy number to use, but I can see now that I didn't need to do that. Plus you don't need to load every round in the mags, the poor bastard only has 45 bullets for it.