What's the last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's the last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?

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"what the fuck"

I love you as a friend

Can't wait to see you tomorrow, goodnight! Xx

>Then I woke up.

Oh yeh right that's cool I haven't been there for ages xx

Baby? What happened? Where are you? :(

"Seen Monday 6:35"

Gulp

kek

Hey Brother, You're dinner is in the oven. I'm off to bed.

>Don't talk to me or my son ever again

srsly

"JA :D" from an ex

seriously why are you even with me you could do way better I'm a mess

"you autistic cock fucking nigger... rape a can"

Ok have a good day tomorrow sweet dreams kiss emoji kiss emoji

For so long I have jerked to your parents but now it's your turn for the ultimate fisting

Hi

"thanks babe"

"Dinner is ready, come downstairs"

call me when you can

"Call me at 7"
>mom

Got this text as I opened the thread kek

vga cable

"Are you passing the big sainsburys per chance? We need milk, and elderflower cyder, and maybe some veg ti have with the fish"

How did my life get to this?

"I'll give you some subs for some h. Pls"

Fuckin junkies.

1800 Ill b ready

U would loose ur virginity to me??

Not the last message but part of the last conversation

Ej sorisori, ni poslalo-.- prsla bom iz centra oz z avtom do faksa, tk da se vidimo tam:))

>Sorry just bad timing

Cooooooooooooome

i feel you

"Says you you're like a needy leech! Haha xx"

When we fucking?
>sent 2011
>no reply

Pic related

On my way home

"woah why did I just get your messages now"

> Metro, hot table
Was at the mall, couldn't find gf after leaving the bathroom

"goodnight xxx"

Nothin much! Finna go to pilates in a minute. Wbu

Said I was grabbin a coffee, I should text her more.

...

"Why, so she can give me even more dirty looks and give them more of a reason to. Just stop, bye I'll text you later.."

> Is any of your friends looking for a roommate?

"but okay" :/

From mom. She said "Bravo..." after she asked me if I have toilet paper, to witch I replied "Ja. I took one (a roll) when I entered"
Pic related, it's romanian, use google translate if you don't believe it.

Babe i dont mean to break ur heart but sometimes the truth hurts

>just come say hi then

"Please Greg I am scared. Let me go, I dont want to hate you. You made my life hell the last months, I'm scared that I'll go crazy, just stop, please. I didnt mean no harm to you ever, youre a good person and mean so much to me, pls stop"

She got me a pork bahn mi from lee's

"this made me pee a little"

context

Good job Greg you fucked it up

britfag

"I'm going to bed Luv. I left the door unlocked for you though ;-)"

It's Kate!! Are you still in town???

Nu mai chiuli de la engleza pustiule

"Well I didn't, so"

>No that's all on you (Devil emoji)

This was last week, i rly stopped

Don't worry, I already have that video saved

What happened?

Un roman. Primu pe care il gasesc. Ce am gresit? Poate "which"

Some shit about covering her shift, didn't reply because fuck doing favours for women

Subs from Subway?
If you can buy sandwich you can buy drugs.

>> wow how big is it

feels good man

I have been waiting 15 years for that. I will never tell your wife but I hope she finds out.

"Just finished, dropping kirsty off xxxxxxxxx"

Relatively sure kirsty wants to fuck my wife. Also pretty sure my wife would love it although she'd never initiate it. She's disgusted my the idea of have sex with a woman but she's really into rape fantasies and forced anal. So I'm pretty sure if kirsty tied her down and sat on her face it would get her off

It's AIDS?

Fucking hell that pic gave me bit of feels

Subs from YouTube

"Ya know. Open sores kinda a deal breaker for me when finding drugs. lol"
She said work had lots of tweakers and I said buy some meth.
We're fuckin' later.

"love you" from my gf right before she was on the Egypt Airways Crash

"good idea :)"

Beijinhos

"Open Skype and I'll call you" from boyfriend

I don't want this feel

"Ok. Please bring the bins in."

"hey you...we are on a bicylce tour right now and will return on sunday afternoon. hope we will see us next week and hang out at the park, best nadya"

Suboxone, lol. I haven't sold drugs in over a year, and have never sold or even done heroin to begin with. I got it for a few people a couple times at a large enough profit to make it worth it, and a year later they're still finding my number and calling me. No idea how they keep getting it, I even had a different phone just for selling drugs and they somehow found my personal number, I've changed it twice since then and the cunts still keep getting it.

I have this brown powder that looks a lot like good H, I should just tell them to suck my dick and give em a bag of that. The girl that just texted me is actually pretty hot despite being a straight junkie.

"Running late got pulled over"

"You are Crazy"

"Hey babes"

I don't like you

i like to dress up as yakko (my 3rd fav warner)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my yakko suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

youtube.com/watch?v=tOOb3wPNMAg

Can't seem to block you on my phone lol.

feelsbadman

"you called?"

"I'll find out baby. Check with Ben E. Keith on availability. Deliveries are off b/c holiday week. Love You"

right. pulled over by a black guy to cum in her white pussy

"that's even better"

“Do it you weenie”
Still haven't done it.

'shes 12'

youtube.com/watch?v=8iKuzz5It84

"Can we talk about this tomorrow? This is giving me a headache"

>doesn't matter, had sex

fucking gypsies

"not that big i'm just a tiny person"

"Who said you can talk to me?"
>girl from math class who hates me

Schlaf gut ;)

Trying to figure out my life again. Bout to throw the towel in.My roommate brought his ex girl back home last week.. she's lost her mind after being on a drug binge and has
basically chased me out if my home.

whats this supposed to even mean bros??

...

"Mainly just eating, weathers been awful :-("