My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Brandon Bell
if this is true then why the fuck are you on Sup Forums you closet NEET Guido faggot?
Juan Edwards
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
Joseph Thomas
I've never tasted pasta so stale.
Eli Perry
sage
Nathan Ward
if this is true then why the fuck are you on Sup Forums you closet NEET Guido faggot?
Kayden Richardson
i love every single time this thread is posted
Grayson Perez
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Luis Torres
Wow OP,
Number 1 you look like you're trying to impersonate "The Situation" faggot off Jersey Shore just with a way shittier haircut. I'm sure you get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.
Number 2 as far as you're supposed "banging hot girlfriend" goes, she looks like a blow up doll with a fucking pulse, way too much makeup, fake ass tan, and you have better fucking eyebrows than she does. She's got a face like a fucking iguana. You guys kinda look alike, related perhaps?
Number 3, yes, I heard straight A's are pretty easy to get in special school. You look like the kind of kid I used to beat the shit out of for lunch money.
And lastly as far as what I do for fucking sports, I'm over here in fucking Iraq wondering why I put myself in danger everyday for a country with a bunch of assfucks like you. I bet you've never done a hard day's work in your life, you have no idea how to be a real fucking man. I wonder how it feels to go through life completely devoid of meaning. Stop going online and disparaging other people just because you're existence is so dull and meaningless, you're embarassing yourself. A shit like you wouldn't last ten minutes out here. And btw how much did cost to take a picture with your sister?
Adam Cox
old copy pasta >summers here
Bentley Parker
Nigga looks like pauly D gtfo
Owen White
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Sup Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Sup Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Sup Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
Daniel Evans
What ever you pussy faggot. I would smack you so hard your fake tan would dissolve. After I've fucked you up I'd fuck your girl so hard she wont be able ti walk for a week.
Evan Parker
sure is summer in here
Leo Butler
Summer is here.
Juan Sanders
faggots responding to obvious oldschool copy pasta as if everyone not a fucking idiot in the thread didn't already know it was pasta >summers you
Justin Parker
>itt: reaping of the summer fags
Brandon Ward
Nice, I remember reading this a month ago and a month after that, and a month after that, and a month after that. Either you, user, just want attention on Sup Forums because you're bored or lonely or even a cringe, or that is you in the pic (which I know it's not you because that is a stock photo from Jersey shore with Paulie's little cousin shit show if you ask me) and you have nothing better to do in your life so you have to go and post 'yourself' pretending to be a big shot because you're actually self centered with a low self esteem.
Hudson Torres
can you triforce?
Eli Lopez
These aren't even entertaining anymore. Get some new b8. Saggedy sage
Ian Jackson
Summer has never hit so hard. This is the end of Sup Forums.
Landon Richardson
For real.
Cameron Nelson
mfw Sup Forums is full of newfags
Mason Wright
Took the bait
Isaiah Watson
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Luke Ramirez
You damn idiots this is bait to attract summerfags here and is working
Carson Morris
I literally said it was b8. reread my post you fucking idiot.
Carter Rivera
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Parker Murphy
>This is the end of Sup Forums This is what everyone said after rules 1 & 2 were broken in 2006-2010 raids. That is what everyone said after 9gag. This is what everyone said after Tumblr. This is what everyone said after Reddit. This is what everyone said after 8ch.
Fuck off already you dense dipshit. Sup Forums is going nowhere.
Zachary Morgan
Newfag.
Zachary Brown
Sup Forums, what did summer do to you
Matthew Peterson
How ironic
Eli Martin
Enjoy your stay summerfag.
Landon James
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Carson Jackson
Hey Desus, My name is Desu, and I desu every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-desus who desu every second of their day looking at stupid ass desus. You are everything desu in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever desued any desu? I mean, I guess it’s fun making desu of people because of your own desuss, but you all desu to a whole new level. This is even worse than desuing off to pictures on desubook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best desu. I’m pretty much desu. I was captain of the desu team, and desu on my desuball team. What sports do you desu, other than “desu off to naked drawn Desu people”? I also get straight desu’s, and have a banging desu girlfriend (She just desu’d me; Shit was SO desu). You are all desus who should just desu yourselves. Thanks for desuing. Pic Related: It’s me and my desu.
Andrew Morgan
>HEY GUYS LOOK AM I AN OLDFAG NOW? >DESU DESU PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
Hunter Jones
Does anyone have that old chart with /b's internet traffic during the year that proves there are no such thing as summerfags? These "summerfags" are most likely just regulars b8-ing you guys.
Someone pls find that chart becuase its hilarious
Ryder Bailey
checked
Ethan Gray
lol butthurt summer fag
Xavier Myers
Welcome to Sup Forums newfriend
Wyatt Foster
WTF is happening in this thread?!
Carter Jenkins
Fucking kek. Good to finally see some OC on this board.
Evan Miller
Is this one of those threads where if you say anything then youre automatically considered new?
Colton Thomas
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Mason Barnes
Hey Leftard faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unpatriotic, welfare grubbers who spend every second of your day whining about how you don’t have medical insurance. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been a prisoner of war? I mean, I guess it's fun living off people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than voting for "That One" just because he’s black.
Don't be an Iraqi, my friend. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was senator of Arizona for twenty-six years, and I’m running for president from the Republican party. What political positions do you hold, other than "great lord of Azeroth in Zul'gurub server?" I also get straight A's (unlike that idiot Bush), and have a banging hot running mate (She just revitalized my campaign; Shit was SO GOP). You are all faggots who should just enlist. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my vp
James Ramirez
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest. "How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor. "Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing. Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it. God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy. I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear. I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
Colton Young
>OC The newfags in this thread are outstanding.
Jacob Diaz
this meme so old those type of peoples dosnt exist anymore
Christopher Mitchell
>The first is a copy pasta And you call others newfags
Robert Stewart
Newfag. Gtfo my Sup Forums
Charles Miller
Hello Americans,
My name is Bill, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slim, handsome, super humans who spend every second of their day looking at amazing pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, has any republican ever been mean to you? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Europeans because you're American, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than "Married with Children". Don't be a stranger. Just vote for my wife. I'm pretty cool. When I was young, I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, besides trading beautiful drawn naked pics? I also got straight A's, and now I have a wonderful wife (She just held a speech in New Jersey, shit was SO interesting). You are all lovely democrats who like to vote for my wife. Thanks for listening.
Hey guys :), what is the relevant topic of discussion in this thread? I would like to join in on the merriment :).
Logan Edwards
Hey Atheists,
My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bible
Angel Scott
WTF?
Easton Jenkins
That needed the word >Heathen and it would have been exactly like a Jehovah's witness
Chase Adams
Hey Homos,
My name is Chris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow-in-the-mind, naive, niggos who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass youtube videos. You are everything bad in the Cwcville. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hanky-panky? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of autistic virgins with rage because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Mary Lee Walsh.
Don't be a jerkop. Just hit me with your best zapbolt. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the creator of the all original Electric Hedgehog Pokemon Sonichu, and waterboy on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "KICK THE AUTISTIC"? I also get DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS, and have a banging hot gal pal (She just blew me; Shit was ZAPPED to the extreme). You are all dang dirty trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my sweetheart built from the ground up.
