Honest Question:

Honest Question:
Trump supporters are joking right?
Trump is just like a meme isn't he?

No one is genuinely going to vote for this guy. There's no way Americans are that stupid...I mean, I know it's a stereotype that all Anericans are knuckle dragging Neanderthals, but that's surely just an exaggeration.

Or is all of it true and Trump will be the next president?!

Fuck you communist scum

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You made this bait WAAAAAAAY too obvious.

It's not bait.
I just really don't understand how Trump has risen to such prominence...other than like he's the 2016 equivalent of a flash mob

Yeah, he's a joke...we all got together while the world wasn't looking and decided to fuck with them max Kek

Weak bait.
But seriously, he is behind in every swing state, the bookies only give him a 30% of winning. This will be a landslide for the democrats.

You are completely wrong. Trump will win by a landslide.

i won't make book

Dream on. I'm so looking forward to watching Fox News on election night and getting drunk on GOP tears.

Most of what they say about trump is over exaggerated and cherry picked. Politics was always about lies and smear campaigns.

american here. i still havnt figured out if its all just a joke or not yet. i dont have any friends who are trump supporters so im hoping that it is a joke

Trump will win in a landslide, because he gets all the attention. And as long as the spotlight is on him he's going to use it to show everyone his strengths and Hillary's weaknesses. Hillary doesn't stand a chance, because nobody is even listening to her.

As long as the spotlight is on him, it shows that it doesn't matter how much money you have...there is no cure for male pattern baldness

Saw Scott Adams on Real Time. He describes ever move Trump makes as a by an absolute master of persuasion. It's pretty scary if accurate.

I can't shake the feeling that Trump running for president is actually the result of a wager made by Professor Henry Higgins.

In any other universe where his father wasn't a billionaire, he'd be a used car salesman

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Who is this?

Cat lady

That's about right. Trump will be about as successful in the general election as the robot uprising.

All hail our new robot masters

I would rather trump over the other options, Hillary has too much knowledge of the system and likely too many friends in Congress and Senate so I would rather not see everything bend to her desires. Trump won't really be allowed to do a whole lot in that seat of power and we've had democrats for too many years now the system was made with 2 parties for a reason. Although if I had it my way I would rather do away with the president and just focus on the senators elections for each state more and from them they can decide a spokesperson

>kick the niggers and spics out
>stop building schools and shit in countries we liberate (bomb)
>higher tax companies that outsource shit tier jobs
>build an actual border
What's the problem?

Yes we're gonna vote for him you fucking Jew.

he's the lesser of two evils at this point
also it seems like the rest of the world doesn't understand how the presidential elections work here. I'm curious just how much do you know about it?

This will be me first election as a Florida resident. My vote finally actually matters. Suck on that, you blue and red state cucks!

Eurofag here. It's decided in the swing states, and Trump is behind in each of them. I'm taking bets 2:1 that Trump will not be president from my friends.

The same sources only give Clinton a 37% so 30% isn't really that bad and there's still a long time till the election. That 30% used to be much lower and is steadily rising.

, I wouldn't mind seeing him get elected, just to watch him fall short on every promise. He doesn't really stand a chance against shillary now

More like 70%.

In a celebrity obsessed culture like America it is no surprise a celebrity has a shot at the presidency

Honest Question:
Bernie supporters are joking right?
Bernie is just like a meme isn't he?

No one is genuinely going to vote for this guy. There's no way Americans are that stupid...I mean, I know it's a stereotype that all Anericans are knuckle dragging Neanderthals, but that's surely just an exaggeration.

Or is all of it true and Bernie will be the next president?!

His father wasn't a billionaire.

Who's Bernie?

Isn't he a character from Sesame Street?

From a eurofag perspective Bernie is just a regular center-left candidate and Trump is far, far on the right. If Bernie would win (he won't) Europe would only be surprised that America voted for a reasonable guy.

this is the party that elected george w bush, twice, then tried to get sarah palin a heartbeat away from the presidency, then the complete clown parade of 2012 and 2016

why would you think any of this is a joke?

The GOP hates Trump.

Fred Christ Trump - Net worth = $250-$300 million

Do you even google fag Lord?

Found the Sander's supporter.

Ah, so they're actively trying to lose the elections?

That actually makes a lot more sense now.

My question is why is he such a thin skinned pussy, and why don't his supporters see this?

Sure looks like it.

Eh?

You mean, someone who will research something before posting instead of just brain farting the first idiotic and objectively incorrect thing that springs to mind?

Found the Trump Supporter

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from an ausfag perspective none of them really affect me further than economic plans i don't think, which as far as i can tell none really have much going on in that department...

i just want trump to win so hopefully he can hold off PC/SJW culture for a while. i just posted that because "my opinion (without even backing it up) is correct and you are retarded for thinking otherwise" is rife in politics and it's annoying

He has to respond to every slight against him. He literally tried to sue The Onion for a satirical article.

Not Amerifat... I have no horse in this race... I'm just trying to make sense of the current political climate, where it appears that the inmates have taken over the asylum

You dumb fucking faggot. You proved what I said. Good job nigger.

and yet they voted for him in the primary

no, they're just so completely out of touch with reality that they think this is the path to win

trump has literally already written off enough states to guarantee a democratic victory, but because he thinks he can win with the remainder. They think he can still win with targeted support in three states romney lost, but they're so bad at math they don't realize that even if they flip them he still loses, because they're the party of faith over evidence

The Onion

Oh, and he has a decades long vendetta against a magazine author who said he has tiny hands.

No you're right user. Like people here were saying months ago, Trump doesn't want to be president. He'll quit before the convention...just you watch.

>proved what I said
>proved
>proof

You know what proof is, fag Lord?

I hope he does win. These idiots are actually helping some rich schmuk buy his very own country and they actually think he's going to help the country afterwards (because politicians never lie right?)

So I hope he wins and everyone here can see what a fucking mistake they've made. Not that anyone would ever admit it even after it became blatantly obvious how much he was ripping off the country. You'll be standing in line for soup and bread saying "but at least he's better than Obongo right? O...Obongo... because he was black... am... am I right guys?"

Our political leaders are incompetent fucks. We've been trying to take the country back since 2010, but our elected officials keep selling us out. It's boiling over and we're a hair trigger away from armed rebellion.

You know what a billionaire is, cocksmoker?

I'm under the impression that Hilary is paying him to seem outlandish so she can secure the vote. He's that kind of greedy and she's that kind of crooked.

American or British Billion?

Anyone wanna take bets on tRump starting an armed rebellion?

Admittedly the hand thing is fucking weird. I remember reading about that years ago. I don't get it, but whatever. The rest of it is his brand. Anything that fouls his branding costs him money, so he defends it as hard as he can.

Like you could get amerifats to cooperate on that scale

Doesn't fucking matter 100 million != 1billion in any system.

if he wanted to stop looking bad he should stop spray painting himself orange

US politics in general is a fucking joke.

But trump going this far only solidifies that.

We deserve to be the laughing stalk of the world.

Trump has literally no experience and nothing to offer but people vote for him "because he speaks his mind".


Yeah. We are faggots.

Yey democracy!

'Dey dun took muh cuntry, gone takit back y'all hear!'

Jesus wept...do merkins deliberately play up to the stereotype just for the tourists or is this what you're really like?

Ummm, do you understand the concept of equivalency you fucking retard?!

Money doesn't stay at a constant value

>the bookies only give him a 30% of winning
Top kek, wait are you still in high school?

I was about to ask for a source but then I remembered i was on Sup Forums and this is likely your first election

Yeah. Spray tans are lame.

Ehhh they all suck. At least maybe with Trump, we'll get a laugh out of the hardcore PC Liberals

If there's any political analysts you want to pay attention to... It's the bookmakers.

They have the most to lose from making an incorrect call

Many the people here, mostly in the country and low income suburbs are actually that stupid

I can understand his brand and all that, but he reacts so much more strongly than everyone. There's some serious narcissism with the dude that makes me suspect he was never told no.

In business that might be fine, but in international politics that absolute inability to humble yourself leads to war. I know a leader seems weak when they compromise, but being seen as weak is better than sending people to die.

if you really don't understand then you should keep your opinions to yourself instead of shitposting here.

>you're so stupid I can't believe you want to stop going to war with everyone and avoid the shit Europe is going through right now

>america is already great, I mean look how we protest against the police, and create every fucking social problem under the sun to complain about, things are fantastic and you're a hateful bigot if you think otherwise

That same language has been used since the revolution.

Get new material faggot.

Taking the bait this hard.

sure kid. how fucked up this country is because of YKW.

a lot of people don't like her.

sour grapes kid. just can't get over that can you?

sure kid

No. Money doesn't stay at a constant rate. But even with inflation, $350m in 1999 dollars doesn't equal $1b today.

then you don't understand how american media works.

He has high dollar properties in a dozen foreign countries. He knows how to make international deals.

sure kid

Someone's jimmies appear to be rustled.

sure kid. first election.

that's why the dems are running Hillary.

Once again, international business and international politics are different things. It may not seem that way but business and government are different animals in subtle ways.

I don't care much what position you take. But, your opinions should be based on factually correct information.

sure kid

Scotfag here.
We stopped him from buying an entire island to make his golf course , and then built wind farms all around the golf course he did manage to build, but we upheld a tramp living in a shed's rights over allowing him to do what he wanted...purely to fuck with him.
He's no diplomat, I'll tell you that much

sure kid

How about roughly, from behind?

sure kid

sure kid

Not who you're replying to, but are those the only letters on your keyboard? Assuming you're the same fag every time of course.

I don't like people who start sentences with "I don't understand". worked for a retarded fuck like that.

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