Hey Mods, Can i get a 30 Day ban? I really need to get off this site

Hey Mods, Can i get a 30 Day ban? I really need to get off this site

No.

No

Do something stupid, but not too stupid. Say that you're under 18 for example

Then how can I get myself banned without geting police involved

Hey Im under 18, Ban me pls

If someone rolls trips, we ban him?

So OP you're 17 yes

This can't be serious...

Ill take Dubs

Prepare you're a Sup Forums mod

say you're 18 or post a raid thread (how I got banned for 13 days still got 5 to go but my IP changed FUCK YOU MODS CANT STOP ME YA FAGGOTS)

Say that mod is a faggot and you are a janitor. This will be violation of two rules at a time

Hey guys lets raid reddit!! (Ban me pls)

MODS SUCK

post this webm, wait.........

yeah lets ban him

what rule does that break?

cant reply. :^)

nice cat

It's legit.
The only kind of porn forbidden here is CP, but a CP poster gets permanently banned and reported, so, this is the worst idea.

>hands free fapping

Any more ideas?

Just go read the rules

post cp done

You could post MLP shit here but I think that is only a 3 day ban

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im not trying to fuck with that shit, im not that edgy

White people

I posted a bunch of stuff in this thread but no work, How long would it take?

Underage posting typically results in a 30 day ban

If only she would drink some hot dog cum straight from his cock. The depravity of a dog whore is unparalleled.

okay thanks. im 17 ban pls

Look Handsome I was only tellling him how to get banned

idk

I got cp. Whats your kik lets trade

Requesting pizza may also result in a ban.

Mods don't seem to give a fuck it seems

look mister devil I was not requesting it only providing ideas

Why does she wear the mask

My friend spammed Sup Forums saying he was under 18 whilst using my WiFi, got my I.P. banned. I appealed the ban successfully (obviously)

Hey theres my trips MODS BAN ME NOW PLS

Satan had spoken for

Sadly...

Watch me get b&

I AM A JANITOR AND AM 3 MONTHS OLD. I HAVE MULTIPLE TRUCK LOADS OF NOTHING BUT CP PICTURES AND THE PASSWORD TO EVERY ASHLEY MADISON AND GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT. I WILL BLOW UP THE TAJ MAKAL IF I DONT GET B&.

looks like they hammered the dog poster and not the guy admitting he was ban evading. good job mods

kek this needs a ban for the amount of autism

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I bet no one will get banned in this thread, just because the mods know you want it.

Remember to report rule breaking content anons!

Why don't the mods ever engage with the community?

The try to seem not-pleb

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!

How to get banned
>make a comment
>report your comment
>b&

Ban evasion, permanently b&, idiot

> if you post something bad, you get b& for it
> if not, you get b& for a false report
Man, ur a genius

they could just give you a warn for false reporting though

im doing it

Announcing a report or sage is also against the rules

do you not see what we're trying to do here?

yeah i do. i am just informing young user here about the rules he wants to break

I knew that....

Going to bed. Godspeed OP

Does this still work?
Hands free fapping

Nope

>anal

Fuck off