Help me get laid and or unmatched on tinder Sup Forums. I'll post probably anything that helps either cause

Help me get laid and or unmatched on tinder Sup Forums. I'll post probably anything that helps either cause.

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Bumping for interest in seeing just how much of a landwhale she is

show the third pic

Bamp. Fat girls are masters of photography

Coming through fams

I'll cook your fatass some ramen!

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Wouldnotmindfucking/10

winrar.

Tell her you want to take that banging ass to a delicious restaurant and, the second you sit down, start yelling and crying for your mom because prefacing sex with being kicked out of a Friendly's is the only way you can get off

look at those arms she must lift

Here's the other part of the convo. Let's get her wet, mad, offended I don't care let's have a tinder thread.

BUMP FOR THIS FUCK

Coming right up lol

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bitch ill fucking find you and deflate those bags you call arms

Kek

I want that thicc thicc bitch

I humbly apologise for my earlier comments. Is there any way we could meet up for a coffee? Maybe after we can head back to mine so I can CUT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE HOLE WHILE YOU THRASH AND SQUIRT BLOOD ALL OVER MY DICK

>banging ass

This

Do this op if shes still around

Fatbooty because booty sounds classy like a b0ss gibe da booty pls.
Now we wait...

Made me happy. She won't respond probably, but I love you

Send as many dick pic's as possible untill she responds

roll

B0ss pls I habe da cancur

Gotta keep rolling

I will play you $400 to let me smell your booty

Win

You dont know me but im a real man. I rape, murder and own slaves. I have numerous katanas which sometimes i dual wield because i am a part time rabi and i can slice a foreskin in a fraction of a second. Everytime guaranteed. But since you dont have a dick ill just suck on your titties.

Babe are you upset? Do you want me to send you a dick pic to cheer you up.

this

Can't send pics on tinder
I'd need snapchat for that sadly
In the meantime....what do we send her?

A nigga not even gonna eat ass. Piss off prude. I was only supposed to choose pancakes in the captcha, but I chose a waffle. . .

user here with this post. Do gif's i guess?

> 8791 miles away

Hey gurl
Suck this dick while i fuck that ass gurl
You see me im a straight ge in these streets
How wide is your wet highway

Sup ching chong let's grab some noodles and go back to mine to fuck unless you're some kind of retard.

You should tell her to spread those asscheeks like a nigger and a jew ready to fuck each other.

Goddamn did not see that wtf

Hey doll face,
Let's cut straight to the chase.
Me, You, Smoke(Y/N), Drinks (Y/N) -
Show me the titties, and I'll show you the dick.

I'm feeling this one tbh

>8791 miles away
>bitch tell me why that ass worth a damn journey

i like my women like my wine
18 years old and locked in my basement ;)

We're running on fumes now cuz last one hasn't responded.
Next...

rolling for this roller

Well look at this

can i fuck your dog in the ass then stick my dick in your mouth?

Tell her "I'd fuck your dog but it wont feel as much love as you. Now roll over bitch"

kek

roll

>On Tinder
>"Not here for hook-ups"

WTF?

Op is kill

winrar

dubs confirm

winrar

Those arms are gonna result in an amazing handjob.

OP resurrected

But... but dubs? dont they confirm?

I got you fam

No dont die op! also dubs.

oh shit post it

Bumparino

Every time

Oh thatnks op. I should make a name for myself on this thread. Here we go

-Mr.Nonny

MORRRRRREEEEEEEEE OP

Oh damn trips. There we go name confirmed

-Mr.Nonny

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Dubs confirm op does more

Thread and op are dead

-Mr.Nonny