Help me get laid and or unmatched on tinder Sup Forums. I'll post probably anything that helps either cause.
Help me get laid and or unmatched on tinder Sup Forums. I'll post probably anything that helps either cause
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Bumping for interest in seeing just how much of a landwhale she is
show the third pic
Bamp. Fat girls are masters of photography
Coming through fams
I'll cook your fatass some ramen!
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Wouldnotmindfucking/10
winrar.
Tell her you want to take that banging ass to a delicious restaurant and, the second you sit down, start yelling and crying for your mom because prefacing sex with being kicked out of a Friendly's is the only way you can get off
look at those arms she must lift
Here's the other part of the convo. Let's get her wet, mad, offended I don't care let's have a tinder thread.
BUMP FOR THIS FUCK
Coming right up lol
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bitch ill fucking find you and deflate those bags you call arms
Kek
I want that thicc thicc bitch
I humbly apologise for my earlier comments. Is there any way we could meet up for a coffee? Maybe after we can head back to mine so I can CUT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE HOLE WHILE YOU THRASH AND SQUIRT BLOOD ALL OVER MY DICK
>banging ass
This
Do this op if shes still around
Fatbooty because booty sounds classy like a b0ss gibe da booty pls.
Now we wait...
Made me happy. She won't respond probably, but I love you
Send as many dick pic's as possible untill she responds
roll
B0ss pls I habe da cancur
Gotta keep rolling
I will play you $400 to let me smell your booty
Win
You dont know me but im a real man. I rape, murder and own slaves. I have numerous katanas which sometimes i dual wield because i am a part time rabi and i can slice a foreskin in a fraction of a second. Everytime guaranteed. But since you dont have a dick ill just suck on your titties.
Babe are you upset? Do you want me to send you a dick pic to cheer you up.
this
Can't send pics on tinder
I'd need snapchat for that sadly
In the meantime....what do we send her?
A nigga not even gonna eat ass. Piss off prude. I was only supposed to choose pancakes in the captcha, but I chose a waffle. . .
user here with this post. Do gif's i guess?
> 8791 miles away
Hey gurl
Suck this dick while i fuck that ass gurl
You see me im a straight ge in these streets
How wide is your wet highway
Sup ching chong let's grab some noodles and go back to mine to fuck unless you're some kind of retard.
You should tell her to spread those asscheeks like a nigger and a jew ready to fuck each other.
Goddamn did not see that wtf
Hey doll face,
Let's cut straight to the chase.
Me, You, Smoke(Y/N), Drinks (Y/N) -
Show me the titties, and I'll show you the dick.
I'm feeling this one tbh
>8791 miles away
>bitch tell me why that ass worth a damn journey
i like my women like my wine
18 years old and locked in my basement ;)
We're running on fumes now cuz last one hasn't responded.
Next...
rolling for this roller
Well look at this
can i fuck your dog in the ass then stick my dick in your mouth?
Tell her "I'd fuck your dog but it wont feel as much love as you. Now roll over bitch"
kek
roll
>On Tinder
>"Not here for hook-ups"
WTF?
Op is kill
winrar
dubs confirm
winrar
Those arms are gonna result in an amazing handjob.
OP resurrected
But... but dubs? dont they confirm?
I got you fam
No dont die op! also dubs.
oh shit post it
Bumparino
Every time
Oh thatnks op. I should make a name for myself on this thread. Here we go
-Mr.Nonny
MORRRRRREEEEEEEEE OP
Oh damn trips. There we go name confirmed
-Mr.Nonny
Dubs confirm op does more
Thread and op are dead
-Mr.Nonny