Vocaroo Thread

not even gonna check my typos Edition

>Official Unofficial Rules

1. Post something in your language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Requesting German raters, always requesting German raters.

>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)

EVEN WITH ADVANCED AIR BAGS
* Children can be killed or seriously injured by the air bag.
* The back seat is the safest place for children.
* Never put a rear-facing child seat in the front.
* Always use seat belts and child restraints.
* See owner's manual for more information about air bags.

>French

MÊME AVEC DES SACS GONFLABLES INTELLIGENTS
* Les enfants peuvent être tués ou gravement blessés par le sac gonflable.
* Le siège arrière est l'endroit le plus sûr pour les enfants.
* Ne jamais placer a l'avant un dispositifde protection pour enfant faisant face a l'arriere.
* Touhours utiliser les ceintures de sécurité et les ensembles de retenue pour enfant.
* Voir le Guide du propriétaire pour plus d'information à propos des sacs gonflables.

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poshed up my voice a bit for you, this is basically what RP sounds like x

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vittu mikä pelle :D

(you)

mitä? :DD

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>SACS GONFLABLES INTELLIGENTS

sä et vaan tajuu :DD

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hvorfor puster du så tungt, anonsen

Hvorfor ikke?

3/10, not enough "g'day mate" and "good on ya cunt, pass me anotha tinny"

my mom already died three years ago.

i just read what is written

read dis pls

"oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?"

Probably Canadian French

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the flow felt a bit awkward
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what did he mean by this

i like this

INN DA FRÅNT :DDD

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:(

american/10

This is an ancient Spanish (Galician) tongue twister.
When you say it, try to pronounce 's' as 'sh' to sound more authentic.

Tenemos que fabricar máquinas que nos permita seguir fabricando máquinas porque lo que no va a hacer nunca las máquinas es fabricar máquinas"

Read this image

sorry if it sounds weird in any way
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Holy shit that was fast

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i can fake the spanish accent if ya want

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surprisingly understandable

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That's nothing.
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Tá Gráinne Mhaol ag teacht thar sáile,
Óglaigh armtha léi mar gharda,
Gaeil iad féin is ní Gaill ná Spáinnigh...
Is cuirfidh siad ruaig ar Ghallaibh!

breddy gud. noticeable gerry accent, but i think that's a good thing no homo

pls gib easy german sentence thx

literally the only relevant person from DIREland right now.

Das jüdische Mädchen Anne Frank hatte sich zwei Jahre lang vor den Nazis versteckt und in der Zeit Tagebücher geschrieben. Kurz vor Kriegsende wurde sie aufgespürt und starb 1945 im KZ Bergen-Belsen.

how about your current president and Trump a few times removed

the Hibernia's reach is wide

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fank u x

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plz be my gf

Must be a trap, mate.

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Ash Hadu An La Ilaha IllAllah Wa Ashadu An Na Muhammadan Abduhu Wa Rasuluh

I want to FUCK Swedish boipuxxi

Sounds like a girl to me but maybe Swedes are just that effiminate. I'll take my chance for the shot at love.

its a classic philosophical arabic sentence
can anyone try to say it??

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i love you

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Allah is the only true god and mohamed his truest prophet?

B-but where did all the glottal stops, 3, 7, 2 and 6 go?

W8 W8 W8

THAT'S THE SHAHADA ISN'T IT

Joke's on you, Abdul, I've already said it while drunk willingly so you can't convert me twice

Your u and ü sound the same (I guess it's due to the American accent), but other than it's pretty good
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"She said we was related to him in some way. And, what he did was, he started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan. They'd all dress up in their robes and their bedsheets and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or something. They'd even put bedsheets on their horses and ride around. And anyway, that's how I got my name. Forrest Gump." Do your best forrest gump voice

cheers bro!

it's odd. mostly you sound british, but then every once in a while there was a word that you said as if you came straight outta idaho

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>children can be killed, or seriously injured, BYDIERBEG

fucking hell what's with all the jagged turns in the way you lads speak

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Post italian!

Not bad, just the same as I often see how foreigners have difficulties with u and ü, I wonder why

Somehow everytime I talk English somebody says I sound from the other place, Aussies think I'm American, English say I'm either southern scum or an Aussie, and Americans say I sound Brit.

Fug is dis, I get that you don't want to be assosciated but damn. Be clearer about it.

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And as a challenge:
"Kut! Ben ik godnondenju weer te laat! Zonne grote vuurbal, jongen, kut! BAM"

Christ-chan pls
Also gives us a simple italian phrase

Sei uno che per principio non s'aspetta più niente da niente.
Ci sono tanti, più giovani di te o meno giovani, che vivono in attesa di esperienze straordinarie; dai libri, dalle persone, dai viaggi, dagli avvenimenti, da quello che il domani tiene in serbo. Tu no. Tu sai che il meglio che ci si può aspettare è di evitare il peggio.

same thing with u & ü, kek

You sound like southern english scum desu, they often get mistaken for Australians by foreigners too

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Italian requires too much mouth movement, I can't handle it

Vocaroo uüuüuü

Holy shit a grill.

The incredible spirit of the people of this state will power its recovery, and it’s the same spirit that will rebuild our nation. I have property in this state, this is a great state.

(APPLAUSE)

You know my property. Beautiful properly, great employees. In the Trump administration we will end decades of policies that enrich special interests and foreign countries at our expense. We’re going to take on the big media, big business, and big donors that are bleeding our country dry. We’re losing our jobs.

(APPLAUSE)

We’re going to renegotiate our disastrous trade deals and illegal immigration. Stop the massive inflow of refugees. Take care of our vets, our great vets. And we’re going to repeal and replace Obamacare, 100 percent. That is a disaster.

(APPLAUSE)

Your jobs come back under a Trump administration. Your income goes up under a Trump administration. (APPLAUSE)

Your taxes go way down under a Trump administration.

(APPLAUSE)

You companies won’t be leaving our country under a Trump administration, they’ll be staying right here. And believe me, there are plenty of them right now negotiating to leave, I hate to tell you that.

Not bad, but you have quite a bit of accent.

That came out ridiculously smooth. I have no idea if it was right though.

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I sound like a Mexican with a sore throat.

What kind of accent?

k
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This sounds how I always imagined German Protestants having sex would sound.

>Also gives us a simple italian phrase
Oh well, and here comes the slaughter.
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It sounds like u e u e to me

Sounds like u i u i desu
That's a really bad y/ü

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Butchered it

Requesting Finnish

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fucking yanks

I don't really know. Not swedish though, I think.
Made me giggle.

Requesting some dutch.
It's not that bad, I could understand what you were saying.
Kind of.

are you a girl

I tried at least
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