Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style

Shinoa claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/GcNfh17iOuo
youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMo
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That sucks mang. Thank you! my best waifu friend
O shit we're best friends confirmed!
This fucking greentext
It's great! Have all of my keks
Awfully glad you didn't want to steal from me
>wew lad

still here

Dubs and i get everything you've stolen. Cause I am the Meme master Megumeme

Still so much to do at work. Fuck busy days.

>Fubuki claimed

>Sorry for same pic but I don't have more pictures without real clothes
>if dubs i steal megumines hat

>Nyarko
>Im fucked in the head as is everyone else on this site
yup
I like most kinds of music. pc gamer desu, love lollipops, also not bothered with people just have a few friends.
Usually watch whatever I want about anime but I always fall asleep during those lovey dovey ones like golden girls. Can't stand them talking for a straight ten minutes about life or whatever.
What games do you play?

>Akiko
>straps monitor to chest

>isis
YES YES YES
اهلن حبيبي
كيفك؟

Akiko claimed

youtu.be/GcNfh17iOuo
kek they're just as cringey as we are

I can't recommend it. Always seems like a huge waste of time and other fucked up shit can happen

One day there won't be a bastion, and you'll do that 2 man ult
and we'll all rejoice

Aw you bitch, if dubs I steal it back

No problem at all!

Been busy with shit, should be all done now.

fuck

>playing strip dubs.

Trips and I take everyone's clothes! No mercy!

goodnight

Dubs and I steal yours too

Dubs and I steal them back

memegumin
Karen secretly ISIS desu
youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMo

Night!
>shinoa

>Dubs and I get my clothes back

Uraraka Ochako claimed!

Milinda claim

(Maki)
Damn nice trips qt

(Amatsu)
Trips confirm! Thanks Amatsu!

(Shinoa)
True. I already talked about it with Maki and he helped me quite a bit. Talking about it seems to help. Message me if you want, I truly dont mind.

(Rikka)
Thats good. Don't stay up just to talk to me. Sleep if you need it!

Well that's the end of my spree

WHAT THE FUCK ISIS CHAN DELETED HER POST
COME BACK
ارجوكي

Since i'm the meme master who got everything stolen. You can have your eyepatch. Cause you're an eyepatch bro

code white?
hello again

Dubs and I steal your clothes

Trips and everything gets returned

>wew lad
That will be the day I die
Thank you! dubs and I steal the hat
>wew lad
Good!

It's about to be!

>beach wa great in Monday
I beg your pardon?

I have heard Texas has received quite a bit of flooding this year. I'm glad I haven't been around there while it's happened. Are you swimming to your Whataburgers?

Ouch, how did you manage to cut your eye?

I've been swell. I'm on sort of a vacation from work, now that the traveling is over. Monday will probably start back up for me. Tonight in particular, I went out to a pub with a few friends of mine. For someone who tastes wine for a living, I am such a lightweight.

One. Whole. Thread.

That's good, what can you get away with there?

I bet you use DD 24/7 you furry.

Wait I meant the Captain Crunch is embedded in the french toast kek. It's a actual meal.

'Les Ship Terribles' Shinoa called it.

When Boss canceled the Bacta

>One off
Wew.

>Best idol claimed

just be sure to clean up then

your isis chan now
want a peach desu?

i play shit like tf2, rogue legacy, gungeon. shit like that. whatever shit PC can run. i cant fall asleep during things. music is a sore spot for me, i could care less except for those two genre's i listed. unless its nyarko-san another crawling chaos OP. What games you play?

I'll take one

Don't you want to clean me up?

I use use no one because I am a true Big Boss~

...

Just a reminder that this happened.

>Rory-sama

>3 new posts
Nah I slept all day today I need to play some games and talk to yall, I also like to stay up and see my paycheck the night of

Oh thank god, I love my patch, it covers the tyrants eye so without it everyone could have died. We good now thanks bro

Anything for you
>That pic again
My heart cant take it

>inside the french toast
I couldnt even begin to imagine it, is it super good?? I feel like it wouldnt be good but what do I know

Oh hey, sorry about today. Thought I'd try to drive and do waifu. Didn't work. Where'd we leave off?

This dub stealing is absolutely out of hand
>And due to that fact I don't really keep lewds of the waifu, I have no more to really post.
>Keep the clothes, I have a closet full after all.
Pretty much anything that can either be cleaned up before 5 AM, and that's not illegal.

So did this

Oh I remember this

So, you wanna play that way? Fine.

>If trips, I steal my clothes back, AND everyone I've stolen clothing from will do MY bidding!

>Rory-sama

Denied, start stripping hanako!~

I used to enjoy dota a lot but now because of my shit internet I play games that either dont need timing or are very short.
Overwatch, heroes of the storm, hearthstone. Just those mostly
Sometimes war thunder since you can leave whenever you want

>do bidding
I believe I'm throwing in the cards on those stakes

I remember this one, it was great!
It can take it, I'm sure of it

Also, this happened back when Koko was still active

Trips and you are all MINE!

...

i own overwatch. but not any of those others. i dont PC game too much right now. will upgrade com and PC game later. whats your opinion on VR?

Nope. Trips and your MINE!

yeah I totally remember that one too

Nope.
Pet.

>the power's gone into my head
>I can't stop

Rerolling for trips!

Look at this badass, Everything else is OSP huh ::^)

It's super duper fucking good. Taste pretty much how you'd expect it though. Captain C in toast form.

Wow Satan is actually doing work.

you always know how to make me choke on my words
its alright and i dont think we got anywhere

FUCKING HELL. I'm mostly on mobile so AutoCorrect. Meant to say beach was great on Monday.

Maybe...

Kid threw sand in my eye

You and your wine. It happens... to you

Oohhhhh

>shinoa

If only you called dubs. But I can feel the power! Witness these quads!

...

Whats all new with you friend?

>Wew
Why wew friend?

Ah I see. Glad your here though!

Did you see my response to you?

Oh, if you do it right you won't choke.
>I'll be sure to help you with that~

Dubs and absolute power is mine

Dubs and I get your clothes

how2 stop mopey-ness?

I think it's going to be shitty for now, gotta wait for the future for it to be perfected desu
At least playable I mean, yes? What about you?
I kinda gave up after facebook bought the rift, but maybe valve can bring it home

insert pen in ear

Dubs and we just
>CALM DOWN!

Someone stop me from murdering the next customer.

I mean youre testing it now with those glasses of yours!

Oh god damn I gotta try it! If I ever get the chance to do it ever I am gonna name it the Maki Meal

Wouldnt wanna be anywhere else!

Hmmm what are you moping about friend?

rerolling
>Karen

stick pencil up nose and headbutt your desk

>Akiko

THERE WE GO
ALRIGHT CALM DOWN YOU TWO

Touch.

Nothing I can exactly pinpoint. Just kind of in general and pic related.

We have a reroll in a waifu thread
>a successful one I may add

OH HELL NO! WHAT DID I DO?

Me too. What else is new with you?

Yeah it's been awhile for me too.

>009
One off m80. Or did those droplets mess up your vision~

Kek, thank you Rikka. This little mom and pop restaurant had it. Wonder where else you can find it.

Oh well then hello! Got any hobbies?

i want Vr asap

this is what i mean

Trips and we stop being idiots.

Dubs and anyone whom I've stolen from does my bidding

Dubs and I...

Uh, actually, just your jacket would be fine.

Nothing

>Reroll~!

Kawaii desu~
I'll go kill myself now.

I tried to go OSP
I lost patience and committed genocide kek
Not much, just went for rides and shitposted for days
What about you?
Am I~?

Singles and everyone stops this rolling bullshit

Huh, Internet cut out for a little bit there.
And watch as I never get trips again.
I doubt that'd happen even if you got quints

I see. I guess I could have concluded that from context. Either way.

It seems as though I can only ever post here when I'm tipsy. I don't think I could do it completely sober. But I didn't drink any wine. My friends bought me a couple singles of Jameson 18, because I refused to drink beer with them.

I consider myself pretty refined (in control of my emotions), but you can bet I'd have dug a hole and buried that cretin.

Digits and we resume this bullshit.
For great justice!

What? You don't want to help me clean up?
>I can clean you up if you like.~
Being idiots is fun.

Having a conversation going dulls the pain

I mean like, there's a bunch of games already out but how many of them are actually enjoyable?
Like, imagine overwatch or call of duty or something fast paced on vr, would it work? Would it be something to enjoy? Or would it just barely function?
ehm, desu.

Karen 2pure4u
You will never get the lewd dubs or trips against me

You get nothing
Good day sir

What mentally ill person wants Karen lewds?

Hmm? 8 is a digit.
I think i'm fine.

Get lewd.
>check em

Pretty sure that second reason... kek

NO NO NO DO NOT REROLL

Sounds pretty chill. I bought another kayak... kek

woudnt function i think. controllers are too shit to use or that unless you held your arms and hands like holding a gun and pessed trigger and has something to move, but what could be used to move? if used a regular controller it would be just a game shoved in your face.

>if dubs karen has to post lewds

>You will never get the lewd dubs or trips against me

Nor would I want to. I've got my limits.

>Rerool 4 da jacket

No, YOU get lewd

>No lewds Karen

And, a reroll

Observe the digits, friends.

When expressing rage at Karen being impure, subject acquires the doubles, also known as "dubs"

When attempting to "get lewd", subject gets nothing.

I dont know if I should be happy, proud of self, excited, or at least in a good mood or if I should be angry, sad, depressed, or confused.
I need something to take my mind off of it. So here I am back in this thread.

oh my

Hmmm well the way I get over myself being mopey I listen to happy music to make me stop thinking about the bad. Or go out for a walk usually that is the best, walk plus music equals bliss, or just do something that makes you happy

What else is new with me? Hmmmm well, I almost done reading sailor moon, caught up with luluco, made plans for Anime Expo OH and a short film I am filming tomorrow, how about you?

Anything for you friend!
>Mom and pop place
Oh then its GG for me, here in SoCal there isnt really anything like that, I know like one place and they are super good but I mean they wouldnt have that I dont think at least

Y..you are! Oh god so cute