New and Improved! Ask a p-psychologist anything!

New and Improved! Ask a p-psychologist anything!

I'm h-here for you Anonymous; don't s-suffer in silence!

Does liking trap make you gay?

Human sexuality is a spectrum; it adds a little gayness to you, but doesn't detract from your straightness.

Why can i not stop fucking dogs

O-o-o-of c-c-c-c-course it d-d-d-does.

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How can I overcome my crippling social anxiety?

Advice for becoming a HS/college counselor?

Easy, kill yourself

How should a SEVERE alcoholic detox without valium?

Have 40oz of liquor, what increments should I drink?

I get irritated super fucking easy, whats wrong with me.

*How was the nap? Feel better now?*

How to stop being a slave to negative/suicidal thoughts, apathy and dependence on weed and booze?

If shit doesn't get better soon I'm just an hero.

>have autism
>have dysthimia
>currently college student
>fail many times in math subject
>don't want to go to a doctor

how to cure myself?

jump off a bridge

you are OP. So, where does that place you on the spectrum?

That's something you need a therapist for; in general, CBT is effective. Ask your doctor!

Sorry, I don't know any part of that process.

Look into Naltrexone; it will drastically increase your chances of success.

That was sleeping for the night. And yes, thank you

How to become a psychopath? I'm sick and tired of caring about the world.

Why is it socially acceptable to be a bi female, but not a bi male?

Why do I keep imaging myself killing people

You can't, but do tell Anonymous; why are you sick and tired? Need a hug?

Because society is weird, man.

gay people are generally disgusting

How often do such intrusive thoughts occur?

>naltrexone
I think I'm going to have a seizure before I get to a doc, I need to know how much to drink without fucking up my detox but getting the most relief. I'm sorry if psychs don't know this, I'm desperate.

You are generally disgusting.

You can become a sociopath if you want.

I've lost all hope in my life. I'm never happy. I hurt everyone I come across. And my life is just shit in general. Should I an hero?

> (You)
Because society is weird, man.
Round 2: Electric Boogaloo. Was Little Albert ever deprogrammed?

Then pick up a phone and dial 911; adding more alcohol to your system is not a good idea. It will fuck up your detox.

No he can't.

*I'll add to the list of informations that you get rude without sleep. Now, i'd like to ask you today about this, what do you mean you lost two people?*

>posts on Sup Forums

for example, when my room isn't clean or organized I freak out and I start cleaning immediately. Or when I'm expecting something to happen, but said thing doesn't happen like I pictured it in my head I get fucking angry and irritated. I constantly have obsessive thoughts and crippling anxiety about harmful situations that could happen to loved ones also.

SJW. BTFO.

This is not your place, cuckold.

i just can't OP , i don't want to tell everyone about this.

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How to overcome cognitive bias and improve yourself ?

Everyday

Are you literally fucking retarded?

Im like an episode of seinfeld i keep finding things wrong with my girlfriends im up to like number 20 and she already annoying me. What us wrong with me

Is there something genuinely wrong with me if I'm transgender OP? I'm Pre-HRT and stuff, MtF.

Fuck off you piss of gay shit. I'm tired of being held back by socialism. I feel fucking weak.

I think about killing people I encounter in a very graphic way something like 6-8 times on a regular day.
Does everyone do that?

Checking your dubs. OP is a massive pussy faggot. I'm going to burn the world.

Is this going to be tasty?

no, you need therapy.

And lots of it.

He wasn't programmed to begin with; he was trained. And eventually all conditioned behavior exhibits extinction, so yes.

No, of course not Anonymous! Tell me more, lets solve this problem, you and I!

Two people I helped eventually committed suicide. Not on my watch, but...there are still two people I should have been there for.

I won't ever live that down.

That's OCD; you need to seek medical attention quickly.

Email me then. [email protected]

You need to seek medical attention then; such intrusive thoughts are highly treatable.

You are too much of a perfectionist.

"held back"? How is socialism holding you back?

You are part of an evolutionarily conserved natural variation. So no, but you may wish to seek treatment via HRT and SRS.

Mindfulness! Be aware of what you are doing, and why, and actively work to improve it!

No. You have intrusive thoughts. Seek medical attention

Maybe.

I do that everyday. Is it wrong that I sometimes enjoy the thought of it?

How do I come out and tell my family that I want to be a girl?

Use your words, Anonymous! But I wouldn't recommend it until you are over 18 and capable of living independently of them.

You probably feel week because you are. Accepting your insignificance is your best bet. Remember nothing you do matters.

Right?
It's super effective at calming me down when I'm pissed

If I think about suicide quite often, but don't feel ready to die, does it make me a poser and a massive pussy?

It's maybe gonna be tasty, huh.
Alright, I'll tell the results to you the next time I see you.

What can I do to start enjoying sports?
I have played some but no enjoying them

Am I the liquor?

ok op i will send mails later, i didnt slept for whole night today

Yea I assumed it was OCD but didn't want to self diagnose myself ya feel me. Anyway, what kind of medical treatment is used for OCD, what would you recommend. I refuse to take antidepressants.

Puppet show.

Not sure if you care but how do you feel about Hillary buying out the delegates in California? Bernie doesn't have a chance.

Exactly whenever I'm mad at someone or something I just imagine it and it's weird sometimes cause it feels so real. Is this the beginning to stage to becoming a serial killer?

Both

I wants to endlich my life

Tell us a bit about urself OP? People ask for advice, yet know nothing about you, care to share?

*Do you remember the years when it happened?*

Hey if you don't mind me asking, how old are you? I'm in the same boat except I've already sort of come out to my family.

Barking dogs really really really annoy me. I tried hypnotism but it didnt work. What else can i do.

Yep. That or some kind of sex worker.

OK, I think I have to sort all of my shit out asap and stop being a cuck. thx

It matters to me, Anonymous.

That's because you are addicted to anger; that is generally bad.

No, it means you have intrusive thoughts and need to talk to a doctor.

There's actually a genetic basis to the "runners high" phenomenon; it might just be that you don't have it, and therefore won't enjoy sports no matter how hard you try.

Why do you want to enjoy something you don't currently?

*kisses your forehead* You need to lay down, Anonymous.

First, why do you refuse to take antidepressants?
Second, it isn't even treated with those unless there is an underlying anxiety or depression; it is usually treated with beta blockers.
Third, usually therapy such as CBT is effective; seek a referral from your doctor.

Buying out? Do tell.

endlich?

What would you like to know?

Last year.

Generally, CBT can be effective.

Yes, you can.

No, I'm not fucking a retard.

Thanks babe

No, mostly because sociopathy isn't a medical disorder, it's a criminal designation, and he can't fit many of the characteristics which are only determined at a young age.

Also the word has no medical meaning, so there's that.

That or some sort of erotic puppet show. Also keep steak bones and start making stews.

hey, thanks about your time.
the thing is, i personally am not really happy anymore. can't think of the last time i really was. even if I'm happy, the thing in the background so the time is this thought about me soon being unhappy again...

Because, when it comes to antidepressants, i'd have to depend on them, and I've heard the side effects can be pretty crazy. Like if you just stop taking them you go crazy or some shit.

can a bad person become a good person??

anything your wiling to share with me, can be your age, gender, hobbies, wat you enjoy doing in your free time, your ambitions, whatever

Why do people keep stealing my toilet seat?

i usualy think about killing people when i am in rage. like i actually want to fucking stab them. also i dont feel emotion like sadness alot. i remember a teacher died of cancer and everyone was crying. i didnt get sad. i only show emption when inam angry or very exited.

Erotic puppet show will make you happy. Either see one or produce one.

She uses the taxpayer's money she stole from NY state when she was senator to buy out the delegates all over the country. Voter fraud and all that good stuff. It's all over FOX news because the other liberal media outlets won't talk about it. They are protecting her. I want Bernie to win...

I am 18. I tried to tell my mother when I was younger, but she was very much dismissive of it. And my dad tells me how glad he is to have a son against my two sisters every single time I see him. And rural Australia isn't the most progressive place in the world so it's unlikely anyone else would accept me.

I don't know how much more of my life I can take. I hate living like this. I feel sick every time I even become aware of myself. I don't go buy clothes anymore because looking into mirrors makes me depressed. A lot of times I don't even think HRT is the right thing to do, I'll still never be whole.

*Were they anons like most users in this threads or you knew them by the time they asked for help?*

That stupid joke made me kek

No but you can become a light bulb. Also cookies are delicious.

How do I hold a shit in for 8 hours?

do you feel bad while watching all those feelthreads?

Psychopathy is a form of ASPD you're born and sociopathy is a form of ASPD you gain through intense psychological trauma. You bitch.

You realize happiness is inherently transient, right? You aren't supposed to be happy all the time.

If you are SAD all the time, then that is depression and you need to a see a doctor. But merely NOT being happy isn't wrong.

...no, that is about as wrong as it can be. I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist, and that is not how antidepressants work.

First, you never take antidepressants forever; there is always other treatment and such that you take with it, with the assumption you will eventually get off antidepressants.

Second, yes there are side effects; all medication and even all therapy has side effects. Most can be mitigated by changing dosage or pills.

Third, no, they don't make you go crazy. Even if you discontinue them in the stupidest way possible, you just have rebound effects. However, by slowly lowering the dose, the incidence rate of discontinuation syndrome goes down precipitously.

These are not reasons to not take antidepressants; these are reasons a doctor should prescribe them.

However, as your underlying issue is probably anxiety, you would not take them anyway! So go to a doctor already!

Yes.

Well. I'm a programmer and I make games on the side

None of it matters. In a hundred years we'll all be worn food.

Does it mean something special then that my imaginary weapon of choice tends to be an regular old school scythe?

How do I end my Zootopia addiction

I like this Jewish girl I met online. I never ever like a girl I meet online. Haven't even met her in real life but I don't want to like her.

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Dear diary, OP was not a faggot today.

Just go Jerk off to a picture of her mom
That should do the trick

>FOX news
>liberal media
Well, I'm done listening to you I guess.

Sounds like you have ASDP! Go to a doctor!

One was an user, one wasn't.
And I helped both...it just wasn't enough.

You don't.

What do you mean?

No, neither of them are medical terms. Only ASPD is.

Just that you are edgy.

...why?

Blood in poop guy from last week.
everything's better now! YAY!
Question: my wife is lazy, and well, is becoming a land whale quicker than you can SAY"FUCK YOU WHALE AND A FUCK YOU DOLPHIN"
how do I motivate her?

Have you tried ending your life?

From fakeness anc uselessness and a fuckin lie to make sh-shekels of 1-10, why is psychology a fucking 9'5?

Cattle prod