US veteran here: Tell me why I should support the US soccer team

Well?

Does it make a difference if your veteran or not?
Try it,dont like it. Dont watch it anymore.

As opposed to supporting a team from another country? What are you, a Mexican?

Supporting Mexico sounds like a good option right about now.

>needs a reason to support 'merica
Fuck off Commie.

Soccer has traditionally been considered unamerican in the armed forces

why has it been considered unamerican? because of its name? because you have sucked at it historically?

>American support
>DEFENCE DEFENCE DEFENCE
top kek

Bullshit. With all the spics in the army it's very popular. Every base I've been stationed at had fields we played soccer on.

Because it always has been considered unamerican. The vast majority of people in America who play it are foreigners.

I don't care if America sucks at it. We suck at terrorism too, and that doesn't make us a bad country

>people will reply seriously
>again

>We suck at terrorism too
Good one! Haha. Tell another!

They stand for everything that makes America great and their supporters are all Trump tier

But none of the people who played soccer on the fields were those who already had their citizenship

Among the Whites and Blacks, it was frowned upon

...

If anything you should support your national team because it's the patriotic thing to do. I would support our kabbadi national team if we had one.
But that doesn't mean you should watch the games if they bore you or you don't like them.

You are a fucking moron

>support a sport played by illegal immigrants
>patriotic

Yeah, sure thing.

We're not some kind of Mexican like Argentina is.

???
I got really good at soccer from playing so much on base. Everyone played soccer or basketball

>i don't like a sport because people told me not to
Why dont you just watch it and see if you like it dipshit? Turn it off if you don't

If it's true it's a sport for illegal immigrants I see your point. To me if they play my anthem before playing that's nationalistic enough but you seem to think otherwise

I didn't know danny devito was a jew

>mfw expected to SUPPORT OUR TROOPS when the majority of them are retarded assclowns with an overinflated sense of self worth like this faggot

Not where I was stationed. Everyone was into football or basketball

football was too difficult to organize logistically and no one wanted to get slam tackled in the dirt and fuck themselves up.

Support our troops isn't a meme?

marine here

there are definitely a handful really good guys everywhere i've been, as well as those who are well intentioned but misguided and thus join the military. but the vast VAST majority are the dumbest sacks of shit society has to offer who joined to avoid going to jail or just because they had nothing else to do.

im military and i dont even really support the troops.

You gotta admit we fuck the hottest girls though

You have to be absolutely retarded to not be able to get pussy

where did i mention anything about pussy?

i never really got anything more on account of being military other than the ocassional drunk milfs. i guess the kind of girls that are into uniformed dudes im usually not into and i was always in good shape from playing sports anyway, even before serving.

i've also been married for the past 4 years so my pussy hunting days are over anyway

Nobody gives a shit if you do or don't support US soccer. And nobody except fly-over retards and southern alcoholics care about your "service".

>married at 20

Why would you do that?

>implying anyone born before 1992 posts here

>tfw born in 1990

i was 23. still very young but i don't regret anything, when you feel it you feel it. you can't really understand unless you've been there.

it also helps that she has the the most banging body i've ever seen on a woman before

>unamerican
If you mean american by white america, you don't have many sports to choose in your country. Maybe golf?

>tfw born in 1989

You shouldn't if you don't enjoy soccer. It's not rocket science.

because it's really fun watching the USMNT square up against vastly superior opposition with the only thing keeping them going being the knowledge that they're American and therefore simply refuse to lose. It was really fun watching them in 2014 because the other teams expected them to crumble at some point but they never really did

With the exception of Wondo missing a ridiculously easy shot to send the US to the quarters.

FUCK WONDO

post pictures

sorry la' i am not posting photos of the mother of my child's body for autists on Sup Forums to masturbate to.

You shouldn't. Go keep watching your niggers jumping like apes or crashing with each other like a good cuck.

this OP. There aren't many enormous black men in soccer and i've lived in America long enough to know that any sport without beefy black guys simply will not be accepted here.

Let me guess, you were born in 1992?

For the record I'm from '89.

Because, unlike American Sports, Football has merit? Unlike that stupid handegg thing?

shut the fuck up.

handegg is fine, its just the NFL that sucks

Agreed.

You might want to reconsider on the account of...

>spics
Exactly why it is un-American.

Why we allow Spics into the armed forces?

Because it's just not an American sport, like how bacon cheeseburger is not a Spanish dish.

Wondo will never be forgiven

>merit
Yup, dropping to the ground and rolling around the grass is useful life skill
So is parking the bus, good career choice agree discharge

>he doesn't have a hispanic best friend
you're missing out bud.

nothing its just sports bro who cares who you support

Throwing an ovular shaped ball is as well right?

A fat guy spitting tobacco and throwing a small ball and popping his arm is also a good choice too.

kys

Spoken like a true dumbass.

I'm still not hearing any supposed """"merits"""" of poverty ball from you, José. You were the one who claimed it has some. Gotta do better than this if you don't want to get deported after you build wall. Don't bother to kys though, you just need to go back.

He just posted the same shit argument you made, retard.

Still not seeing any merits listed, Juan.

Almost everyone who likes soccer likes socialism and hates America

Name me a more socialist sports league than the average soccer league

I wasn't the one who made any claims that boreball and apehoop have merits, Javier.

You've never played 7 on 7 two hand touch.

Merits

>>National Pride.

Your supporting your country on the World Stage for one.

Showcasing what the US is made out of.

Proving that America can hold its own against vastly superior nations...

>>Gloating

Americans love to Gloat if they do something awsome.

>>Making the Mexicans feel bad for their tragedy against Chile.

Who gives a fuck what you do babby killer

>J-Juan!
Literally a pathetic argument. You sound like a 16 year old.

I was talking about the National Handegg League that has people playing pussy rugby for five seconds every 5 minutes. And Baseball.

Name me one soccer fan that's served in the military

Far from it. During the Iraq years the most anti-war libs would denounce the war but still be forced to say something like "support the troops don't support the cause"

>missing out on short Chicano with a sub-100 IQ and saliva flinging from his donkey lips while he smells even worse than curryniggers

Yeah, sounds wonderful

You really shouldn't. Soccer is a very international sport (jewish) and its sponsors seek to usurp the sovereignty of the United States. Not very nice

Because this is such an improvement?

White trash are also terrible, but they are less likely to rob me than beans or blacks.

Hang around whites of high social standing, and nobody else

I will never understand why people try so hard to convince random people on the Internet who to root for. This board is meant for good shitposting.

So basically become a male trophy wife?

desu you don't need to go beyond "social standing", regardless of race

here pham

i'm this guy

>US Veteran
>hurr durr why I should support my own country's national team even though I served in it's military?
lmao ironically kill yourself you retard, it's a shame you weren't killed in combat you cuck

Because the idea is you support American sports

Soccer isn't American
When did America become defined by fucking immigrants?

Any sport where you can't use your hands is un-American.

>When did America become defined by fucking immigrants
This isn't why soccer is popular now. Soccer is popular now because ESPN launched a massive marketing campaign for soccer and the USMNT from the moment they beat Spain in the Confederations Cup until the 2010 World Cup and it was a tremendous success.

Fuck that immigrant shit. Soccer has nothing to do with American culture, like football, hot dogs, hamburger or pizza does

It's insanely unamerican. Either you choose between soccer or America. There's your freedom of choice

why are you fucking posting here then? you really expect people to sit here and try to convince you to like a sport? go post in /nfl/ you hick piece of shit, hope some arab captures you as a prisoner.

You have to go back

I DON'T LIKE THING

i served motherfucker, i'm more american than you are and i'm first generation

Because I'm expressing what most Americans believe.

It's not a sport. It's actively destroying this country. If you don't get that, I hope the FBI puts your name on a list so we can take care of you when this country is cleansed of traitors

America has nothing to do with shit immigrant culture. We aren't Europe

stop replying to this inbreed you retards holy shit

fucking sage

>first generation

You better go back, Jose.

Thanks for admitting you only served in the military for a green card.

Post your military ID so I can contact your CO.

sport
spôrt/
noun
1.
an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.

genuine question, why do most americans refuse to accept any sport that doesn't feature muscular black men? like without that one ingredient you instantly hate any sport. why is that?

i'm swedish famiglia. Jose is not a Swedish name. Sven or Karl

>we suck at terrorism

make me chuckle, good one

still waiting for your answer to , Jeb

Fuck off fag. It's people like you who make me keep my service to myself

>It's actively destroying this country
>Americans are so pussified and insecure that 22 men kicking a ball for entertainment will result in the downfall of the most powerful nation on earth

its ok, he didn't even serve. he's a 21 year old neckbeard who browses r/TheDon and masturbates to girls photos on facebook

What's with all these veterans hating soccer?

Why?

>When did America become defined by fucking immigrants?
I hope this is a rhetorical question because America was literally founded and developed by immigrants you humongous faggot

Imagine having a son that you were so excited to teach how to throw a perfect spiral or a curveball, but when he got older he decided he would rather spread his boipucci for Ronaldo and perfect his swallowing technique

It's just one or two guys. And if it's two at least one is pretending to be a vet