How do I get my girl to do anal??

How do I get my girl to do anal??

Roofies

You rape her

You have to set the mood. Make her feel loved and acknowledge her emotions. Let her reach that special place insi--- nah I'm just playing. Lube up son.

easy! tie her up

bump

Just stick it in.

emotional blackmail

Ask. Mine just told me that she loves it when she was drunk

I just kept bugging my girl until she tried it. She didn't like it so I left her

$50

If you're financially secure its much easier. Anal is an act of submission so it won't happen if you're not alpha.

Roofies

Great minds think alike

Has she said she doesn't want to do it? If so, you might as well give up.

Just ask. One thing you should keep in mind though is that some people just cant do it no matter how much they try. If its really important to you and she isnt into it its time to find someone else before you wind up married with kids always wondering what anal would be like.

"accidentally" stick it in

"Honey, I love you, and we are going to be together for a very long time. I want to try anal because I never have before and it interests me. I feel like if your not willing to try, you should give me one free pass to try with someone else." She will flip her script pretty fast.

This, and act like you didn't noticed it was the wrong hole if she talks about rape and shit afterwards

Lmfaooo you keep believing that, bud.

Beat her until she can't stop you.

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Finger her butt gently every so often while eating her out in 69 or when she is close to gasm...
> the women who love pain enjoy anal everyone else you gotta condition like Pavlov's dogs.

Take her out to Chuck E Cheeses

Slap that ass then stick it in.

End your worthless life faggot

Shes never taken anything in the ass ever?

You lick it.

Bend her over doggy style like you are gonna fuck her, and dive into the pussy instead.

Wrap your arms around her legs so you can get your fingers on her clit, and so you have a good hold on her. Because the first thing she is going to do is jerk with surprise, and you just pull that cuny back into your mouth.

REALLY go at it too, dont be a bitch, after about 15 minutes of this she should be all sorts of crazy, thats when you start licking her asshole and finger fucking her hard or soft however she likes it i dont know.

Lick on her ass for about 5-10 mins, then fuck her as normal.

Wait about a week, and pull the same trick again.

Then about a week later, when shes sloppy wet from fucking, sneak a finger in her butt, dont fuck her with it, just slide it in and fuck her normally.


Then ask her if she wants to try it.

so... you give her an ultimatum? dick in the ass or I'm fucking someone else?

Mine says the same. when she drinks, she wants it NOW! Sober...not so much.

Tbh if your ready for smeared shit on your dick and the smell of shit go for it, personally I'd only do it in the shower where you can clean up. Don't do it when she hasn't fully shit a ton a bricks before hand, you'll regret the mess like I did

No, you simply mention that she could give you a free pass. She will of course say no and you accept that. But you even mentioning the "free pass" will let her know that if she dosnt do it, you could possibly get it somewhere else. You never say your going to.

Start with a hot fudge enema to get her in the mood. You can make sundaes afterwards

Don't let this guy trick you. If she has to shit, then obviously don't fuck her ass, but if she dosnt feel the need to shit, then there is no poo poo in her rectum, means your good to go for the most part.

see what you do its, go on craigs list and find the biggest blackest cock you can. then once you seduce your big black cock with watermellon and grape drank and fried chicken (skittles and ice tea work too) get him to come over wait for night to fall and have him go into the bedroom where your girlfriend is sleeping and have him devistate her ass hole while you watch.... then she will love anal for the rest of her life.

Kill yourself.

A fine gentleman

Frying pan to the head

This. Never appeal to her rational mind. This means don't ask for it outside of the bedroom / outside of a sexual context. This will ruin your chances of getting to do her anal. Slowly introduce anal play in your bedroom antics. Softly rub her asshole while she is riding you, let your finger linger there when you are eating her out and she is reaching orgasm, move to licking her (clean) as in 69,... Only do it when she is really horny and wet and her sexual mind has overridden her rational objections. Keep escalating and eventually she will be begging for it. Good luck!

Surprise mothafuka

This.
The only girl who begged for anal, I never mentioned it. Just like this guy's said.. when she's super horny just start licking it and playing with her asshole when your in the bedroom. She will grab your head and then just go to town. Then just like your gonna stick the dick in her pussy...go for the ass. When I was sliding my dick around my girls ass after about 10 sec she grabbed mu dick and put the tip right on her ass...I was like. "That's a green flag in my book!" It wasn't like I fucked her like crazy..but she really got into it. And I never brought up anal in conversation...just total spur of the moment. Don't know if you can "talk a girl into anal"...if you do please share

You have to eat that ass. They always love it and they always get curious to try taking the dick in their daddy hole.