Post a super power you want and others will give you a hinderence that comes with that power

post a super power you want and others will give you a hinderence that comes with that power
e.g
>super speed
>only got one leg
last one reached limit

Teleportation

blind

Post cp with out getting banned is my power

hypnotise lolis into fucking me

Whenever you use it, you become nude and extremely horny.

You won't get banned but the police will come knocking

Your a crossdresser who likes anal sex from men

But only on 84chan.onion

the unhindered allpower

Kill people with powerful farts from my ass

You can only teleport 10cm far away

All ways soggy

Before you must eat 10 coconuts

The Sharingan :^)

I'm I'm not talking about regular one tomoe Sharingan. Or even edo tense mango shaingan. I'm talking about Madara's ultimate nice tomow eteneral rinnegane fused with the nine kujubi with perfect edo release and chakara flow, you get the point.

hindered

All the loli's have every STD known to man.

post pasta pls

Know everything

Everyone you see slowly drains your power.

I can bend a increasingly amount of people's will into my own

The power to limit all other powers including my own.

But you must get fucked by everyone

Can't get laid

I would accept that...still can masturbate ;)

Has dyslexia

your own will is weak. you are gullible, cannot resist temptation and start to hate yourself

good one.

You can only make people fart on command. Raising the methane levels of earth to such a high degree, we must all wear suits that have a funnel for the ass of our high-shit commander. And anyone who breaks his ever flatulating law is made to breath in the toxic fart fumes, only to end in a rebellion of a single man.... Lighting.... A.... Match.

Any placement to genital area results in that object being set on fire by an angry space squirrel.

fair enough, user

can make a successful thread no matter what it's about

You are Spider-Man

You have it for 1 day

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Bankai.

I'm not talking about regular shikai. Or even regular bankai. I'm talking about ichigo's ultimate fullbring bankai fused with vizard powers with perfect hollowfied reyatsu flow. you get the point.

You have to say exactly these words every time to activate that power

everyone elses power shits on you.

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All bloody hell good weaknesses. I gladly accept

I can always tell when someone's lying

...

But you always tell lies that never give hints to the actual truth

You on only lie to others.

but you dont have any limbs or a tongue

...

The power to understand everything.

but the only thing you can't understand is yourself

Only way to activate power is to suck a cock.

I can jump 50m

Do I make people full of my flaws too?

Took a hit in the feels.

the power to smash rocks with my cock

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

in 1m increments

after you use up those 50 m you can never jump again

My power would be able to be Dr Manhattan

your cock hurts as if you had hit it with a rock

You can only jump 50m when you are not touching the ground. You must find a way to break physics and jump like in a video game. Until then, your power is useless.

NOT A VALID HINDERANCE (OVERRIDES THE DEFINITION OF THE AFOREMENTIONED POWER; SPECIFICALLY: "EVERYTHING", BY DEFINITION, INCLUDES THE SELF)

sorry for all caps. feeling really lazy this morning

Has amnesia and forgets everything

I can freeze time with my mind

I want the power to make anyone instantly have an orgasm if I touch them anywhere (even with clothes on) while saying, "How are you feeling?", also they never, for some reason, piece together that me doing that was the cause.

can hold breath for 24 hours

fucking terrible, consider suicide
this is the only right answer

But then Dr. Manhattan is you.

>you can only use it when you can't
stop being lazy

after you grow bored with this earth and it's people you head out to create life - made out of nothing but blue dongs

Ghosting. (Flying, invisibility, walking through walls, etc. )

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every day you have to get cucked by night owl. forever.

But you always lie to yourself.

can't unfreeze it

I thought the point was to be negitive

but you get completely frozen also, physically and mentally. however, there is another who lives in an alternate, parallel reality. They are only not frozen when you are frozen and vice-versa. you are not aware of your surroundings when frozen and neither are they. (protip: this one's actually not unprovable. It could be happening right now and you'd never realize)

you get an extremely intense brain freeze every time you use it

including yourself

Fuck you, he posted it on my power. and it hit me in the heart.

It can only last in ten second bursts

Freezes mind also

the breath you take in to do so is 50% farts

That really chaps my ass tbh fam

can't keep your clothes or anything that's not directly part of your body - undigested food , shit etc

Only happens to animals.

you live on mars

Your dick falls off when you first use your power

hahaha next time be less specific in your "powers". It's your own fault.

Be able to rape women without consequences.

right? no blue dingus for her

Not every hinderence is negative. It's like saying I can fly, but only five feet from the ground. So what nigga? I'm still speed fucking yo bitch over the ocean at moonlight, and flying her back befo yo ass even outta the bathroom

You have the reiatsu level of Imoyama

womyn

it only works on women 80 years +

They are all actually traps

trigger yourself every time you try

Technically, undigested food and shit are part of your body. When you eat something, the cells and other bacteries from your intestines will stick onto it and digest it, making it part of your body. The last stage is the shit, so the shit IS a result and a part of your body. sage

Permanent exponentially increasing pleasure and happiness

Ability to pause the time whenever I want

Able to stop time


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I can survive without water food or air forever without any sort of tissue damage