Posts containing jokes will get more pics. Dubs/trips get webms

Posts containing jokes will get more pics. Dubs/trips get webms.

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>Posts containing jokes
my life

Check em. Ass hole pics please

Why did they shoot the gorilla when there was a perfectly healthy black boy to aim at?
That's worth the whole photo set.

Fine by me. Also, one of my fave pics of her.

Whats the difference between a childrens hospital and an isis hideout?
Nothing i just fly the drone

I hope ur not a trap

knock knock...

Kek

Good joke. We all know you like a trap.

I chuckled. Here ya go.

>post containing jokes
Op life
Be a bro and post

Hell's gates open as my laughter echoes throughout the room. Gratz.

Anyone checked the timestamp?

Why did the grape eat the shoe? Because it was palpable!

19/10/2011. Nice Try Faggot.
You may fool the other weeabs here but not me.

A vegan, an athiest, and a feminist walk in to a bar.

They told everyone within two minutes.

Forgot to mention that I've got around 100 pics of her, so your post number will actually define which pic I post. How convenient!

You could have used that post for an actual joke, thanks for the bump though.

It's called nostalgia, mate.

What's the difference between Paul walker and my computer, I care when my computer crashes

>BRCHAN 2011

WTF Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown!

Keep up the dark humor.

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Opeia Brchan, old but gold

A Rabi and a Priest are walking down the street and they see a 12 year old boy bending over to pick up a quarter.
The Priest says "we should fuck that kid"
The Rabi looks confused and asks "Fuck him out of what? The quarter?"

I chuckled.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid feminists can't change anything

If a black miner steals something.does it make him a rubble digger double nigger?

Checked. I'd upload the webm, but Sup Forums doesn't allow webms with audio. How can I mute this shit?

Why are niggers such good dancers?
Dodging a coat hanger for 9 months

What is it. Red and spins around ?
Newborn baby in a blender

If you post it on /gif you can use sound

Old but gold. Wow, you actually got one of the non-nudes!

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How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Bit of both, this is a rape.

Took me a while, feels dumb man.

Why do niggers wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows.

Cute.

Still trying to post 's webm, but still can't figure that audio shit out.

How many niggers do you need to paint a wall red?

It depends how hard you smash them against it...

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Ouch.

Rollin for webm

I'm here for the jokes tbh.

I said before post to /gif and it'll let you post with sound

What do you call a flying Jew?

Smoke.

Im here for the webm tbh

No need, I figured it out.

Moar

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A black man can't feed a family of four.

How many policemen does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he tripped.

Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free

A nigger and a spic jump off from the empire state building. Who hits the ground first?


Answer : The spic, because the nigger has to stop on the way to spray-paint 'motherfucker' on the wall.

Close call.

Passable.

How does a Jewish pedophile kidnap children?
"Hey kids, wanna buy some candy?"

Why do dumb blondes have deep belly buttons?
Dumb blondes have dumb boyfriends

I like my women like I like my coffee

Submerged in boiling water

Bitter...?

Imported?

roasted, ground and kept in the freezer?

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How do black women know when they're pregnant? Because once they pull the tampon out the cottons all picked

A guy told me "I fucked a doctor once..."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. She makes big money now. Top specialist in her field."
"How'd you nail her?"
"Well, she wasn't a doctor then. Still in school. But she is now, so it counts."
"Bullshit. No it doesn't!"
"Why not?"
"Try this on: I fucked an 18 year old once. She wasn't 18 when I fucked her, she was still in school, but she's 18 now, so it counts."

without morals?

In a plastic cup

freshly ground?

Strong and black

Without a penis?

My favorite.

Kek

Here's some Jewish gold "A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly.
The pilot speaks over the intercom .... "I'm sorry it has come to this ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately we are going to have to jettison the luggage
in order for the aircraft to remain airborne ".

Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's altitude continues to decrease. Once again the pilot gets on the intercom, "I hate to do
this folks but in order to save the majority we are going to have to start off-loading some passengers. The only fair way is to do this
Alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter 'A’".

"Africans? Are there any Africans on board?" There was no answer so the pilot calls, "Black people, are there any black people on
board?"
Again silence.

" C - coloured people? Are there any coloured people on board?"

Still there is silence.

A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane turned to his mother and said, "Mum, ain't we African? Ain't we black? Ain't we coloured?"

She replied, "Yes, son but for the moment we is Niggers. Let them do the Muslims first. If that don't work we is Zulus"......
"

Extra points for effort.

Check em

Why did hitler kill himself?
He opened his gas bill

That is one cute pussy!
geddit? pussy is another for cat.

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do other webms exist?

Whats worse than holocaust? 6 million jews

Why do women get periods?

Because they fucking deserve it.

Pic number 12 already got, here's 13. By the way, the note says "Anons, if you've got ideas for pics, tell me/show me and I'll do them on the next set."

Eww. At least you get one of the coolest pics!

I've prepared my top 3, but there are like 10 or so. Some are quite similar though.

Webms check em

nice.

Rawl

What's the difference between jesus and a painting of jesus? It only takes one nail to put up the painting.

52 already got, here's 51!

Dumbass me forgot to add pic.

bump

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Whats the best part of an isis joke? The execution.

Nice. This joke actually works in my language as well!

Fuck man. The 1970s called. They want their jokes back.

upload the webms op

A man walks into a lobrary asking for a book on suicide. The librarian tells him "fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

Well played.

get dubs or trips user

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You guys are experts in getting these clothed pictures, that's incredible.

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