He isn't named after a great king

>he isn't named after a great king
explain yourselves

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My names not boring as shit.

>Statue d'Alfred le Grand à Winchester

>>he isn't named after a great king
But I am

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great

I am.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_the_Great

>Australians name their children after brown people
Really Makes You Think

Oh, but I am :^)

>brown
He was a super white Macedonian king

Rather have that than be named after a Germanic Frog

>germanic frogs

but we're germanic

If your name isn't biblical you're not really White

I am named for your future king, the 5th of his name

>if you aren't named based on a book written by sandniggers you aren't white

What did he mean by this?

>he isn't named after the roman dictator who cucked his ancestors

You have a cancerous latin language and you've spread that cancer to England

>he isnt named after a GOD

A welsh god is still a god after all

I'm named after the King of kings

Is it though?

Because kings are males and I am a girl

Who /Richard/ here?

Shaun?

Are you named after a queen?
Also show cooter or give it a scooter

>saying your name on Sup Forums
>giving a hint about your name on Sup Forums

Post femenine penis pls

I am
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_of_Portugal

>tfw called Marko

>tfw named after every other plebeian in Rome

end me

hrothgar

King John was a good king... right?

wyngylllhyessssalllynnnnnnnnfg?

I didn't tell you to post your name I told you to post your cooter.
Two very different things

he didn't exist tho :-D

...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_of_Kiev

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_E._King I am

Named like the first Catholic king of Hungary.

are you the female italian poster with schizophrenia?

>alfred

Are you fucking 50 years old or something? What a nerd lmao

pls be in london

Alfred is a patrician name

Alfred is a good name. Stop bullying.

It is a good name wish it was more popular tbqh.

Schizoid, not schizophrenic.

>Classic viking who go to London searching for girls

Ryan means little king in Irish so maybe it was a king

I'm named after a berry. A fucking berry. A FUCKING FRUIT.

AY ALFREDO PUT ON THE PASTA WADDER BASTA!

Named after the one and only, Alberto Barbossa.

I
WUZ

>Schizoid, not schizophrenic.
My bad.
Good to see you're still alive.

maybe it's referring to the size of your penis

>tfw am

It just reminds me more of how much of a peasant I am. fucking OP.

I'm named after Polish king

>tfw named Jack
>tfw from Dublin
my parents couldn't have made me more of a west brit if they tried

It's not a deadly disease

Gotta follow traditions, of course.

>Not being named after a saint
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

Embrace your Anglo heritage, my British brother.

>He isn't named after a country

I'm named after archangel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_(archangel)

Of course

I'm named after the founder of modern Croatian nationalism.

but I am

Shut up, Akhmed.

>I'm a girl xD

Same.

>Being named after a King
>Not being named after a Kang
weaksauce, OP.

Ther must have been a king named Benjamin, right?

of course

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_E._King

>wasn't named after the most successful Jew
HHH KLLYRSLF

>be Mexican
>be called Istvan

You get bullied a lot?

Nigga I was named after the king of kings

>jew names

I'm naming my first son if I have one after Alexander.

Thanks user :)

it kills you inside

not fast enough if you can ride the tiger

That's not him, meant St. Stephen, but in Spanish

Wait, just checked, yes him.
Knew him as Stephen, Esteban in Spanish

Named after God himself, senpai.

Can you guys name yourselves Allah? Isn't that haram?

My family aren't Muslim and the UK isn't culturally Muslim either so I'm not actually named after any kind of Islamic interpretation of God.

Being named after both swedish greatest king and Finnish Field Marshall Mannerheim

Suck it

Gustav Emil?
Or who is considered greatest?
Karl Emil?

It's Emil Gustav. All our great kings has been named gustav for some reason,

Gustav Vasa
Gustav II Adolf
Gustav III

I'm named after Jacob, the King of Jews.

According to the Bible this dude tricked his father and cheated his older brother out of inheritance because he wanted to fugg his cousin and the only way to fugg his cousins would be to purchase them from his uncle. And so on. Indeed the greatest Jew of all time.

God is my judge faggot, fite me.

arrogant twat, god favours no one in particular and we all judge you - post kuruminha to redeem yourself

>god favours no one in particular
Ay lmao. You are speaking to Daniel here. I dare you to sleep in the lion's den and survive. Then you can tell me God favours no one in particular.

very funny pasta gobbler

But I am

If you are refering to having "the great" as a title, I actually am.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_the_Great