/mlb/ General - Pirates QT Edition

WAS:Strasburg (back) scratched from start Monday
TB:Mahtook diagnosed with fractured left hand
INT:Report: Mets 'weighing' run at Gurriel for 3B
ATL:Smith (thumb) could miss more than 6 weeks
LA:Puig (hamstring) to be activated Tuesday
TB:Marlins contacted Rays about Jake Odorizzi
COL:Mets 'debating internally' about Jose Reyes
CHC:Cubs place Fowler (hamstring) on 15-day DL
TB:Steven Souza (hip) gets cortisone shot
LAA:Tropeano (shoulder) to begin rehab stint Thu.
SF:Matt Duffy to undergo MRI on Achilles
PHI:Velasquez (biceps) to make rehab start Wed.

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PIRATES GET THE CUBS' HUGE DICK DOWN THEIR THROAT AGAIN

Pirates need to call Snake their fucking daddy. How many times have they been assraped by him already? It's like they willingly allow it.

You'll dwarfs don't even scare Snake Scarrieta.

It's a real shame that our homeboy stopped posting the "Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2014 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2014 NL Wild Card game."

Same thing goes for "Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game."


The Pie Rats dedicate this song to Jake "Daddy" Arrieta:
youtube.com/watch?v=cKWuGJc_F6s

no dwarfs allowed

comeback windians!

me in the middle

>tfw you'll never throw out the first pitch at a MLB game

why even live?

Royals

>Don Mattingly
>Robin Ventura
>Joe Girardi

Is there something about being an ex-Yankee that makes you not know how to manage a Baseball team?

>strasburg ducking kershaw

poor form

>dissing Donnie Baseball
Reminder that the tag-team duo Don Mattingly and Barry Bonds will cuck Los Angeles out of the playoffs this season

>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Cub fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cub pitchers
>16 US presidents were elected
>There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest park in the National League
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Cubs won
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>The last time the Cubs won, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the cusbs will still suck

she's fat ttbqh

wew, haven't seen this one in a while

Bases loaded

0 outs

Bottom 9

WHOS ABOUT TO GET WALKED OFF

>WALKING ALL 3 PEOPLE ON TO LOAD THE BASES WITH NO OUTS IN THE BOTTOM 9TH IN A 1-1 GAME AGAINST THE RED SOX

THE

WHOS

ARE

LITERALLY

ART

>"This guy deserves a loss. Horrendous!"

Red Sox announcer on Whos reliever Zach Putnam walking the bases loaded with no one out and a tie game in the 9th

LGTSS

How low test can one beta possibly be

That was Dennis Eckerseley. He does color for us from time to time.

FIVE MAN INFIELD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>zach putnam
>zach duke
>zack burdi

how many terrible zach relievers do the whos need?

>manlets

>oh no we can't risk our precious baby's 0
kek this is why they will never do anything

>The #Indians were the second Cleveland team in as many days to come back from down 3-1 to win.

Windians

>that grainy ass quality

I'm trying to fap to Munn here

...

who's the guy on the left? does he play for the indians?

>Buster Posey appeared to grab his right hamstring as he ran down the line.

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

That's just some random cavs fan posing with kipnis m8.

>bombston

>bases loaded
>no out
>fail to score

>
>
>
LGTSS
>roid sux """offense"""

>against the white sox

Nice win tbqhfam

it's okay

twitter.com/extrabaggs/status/745074814000443392

wew lad I felt like I was watching my own team there lel

Don't disrespect based Michael Brantley now

i thought he died?

is he a real indian

Sadly he is officially half died. Was supposed to be okay to go a month into the season. Then All-Star break. then they let him play and now the FO is basically just avoiding the fact that he'll be out for the season.

>lost to the whos
oh am i laffin

>tune into the monday night game
>Strasburg scratched

Top ree

NADS-DOYERS THREAD WHEN!!!!!?!?!?????

>those tits flopping around
gonna mega sag soon desu

>tfw mr EX CIA boss and POTUS is wheelchair bound and crippled
sad desu

the dodgers are going to miss the WC spot by a fucking mile this year with a nigger manager

>RED KEKS

rockies marlins new record for most runs in a game all via solo homers with 8, previous record was 5

He's just old now bruv, that's how life goes ;_;

he looks so gay in that picture lol

lol, fucking mortals

see u at ur funeral faggot

>using orson welles for anything other than Philly
it's just an unwritten rule and you obviously don't respect it

gay as in happy and carefree?

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no, homosexual you IDIOT

Why is Strasburg such a coward?

I'm just not seeing it

So are the Twins going to start rebuilding now?

also Angles, Whos and Stankees should rebuild too

basically half of the AL should be rebuilding but instead put themselves in .500 limbo

you must be blind rofl

you must be home of sexuals

>And the whos still won

are you okay?

>Interesting reversal for #Mets, who are indeed now harboring some interest in Jose Reyes. They think he'd be capable of playing third base.

yeah

Are you sure you don't need to talk about something?

pilates

>"fuck Reyes we don't need him"
>swept by the Braves
>"so Jose, about playing third base..."

yeah

>mfw Whos still have meme magic left but Phillies are bone dry dog shit

>Whos still have meme magic

what makes you say this?

The Angels have to trade Trout and blow it all up
Pujols has six more years and he's not the only one with a dumb huge contract
They have 0, ZERO prospects in the top 100
They are dead for eternity if they don't start over right now while they have any pieces to move left

...

They just outmemed the red memes

I hope that faggot gets busted for PED's

If he is roiding, all the more reason for the Angles to get him the fuck off the team, this season, before the deadline, in some fuckhuge prospect haul
I think even with the idiot front offices peppered around the league there's going to be few takers for what the Angels would offer

>espn broadcast of nats-doyers game
>talking how you should take a southern california baseball trip
>mentions dodger stadium and petco park
>not a word on anaheim

>implying people want to do heroin and go ATVing

>back to having best home record in MLB

thanks methinals

Is there any stream/broadcast of the Midnight Sun game in Alaska tonight?

>marlins have one of the best starters in baseball
>marlins have one of the best closers in baseball
>marlins have bonds as their hitting coach and a bunch of young players
I'm sensing a meme run this year

there are literally 0 teams that could offer a fair return for trout

Nah some teams could it would just make no sense to do it.

THEY CANT KEEP WINNING

Who needs a power hitting outfielder so bad that they'd sell the farm for one this year? I can't think of anyone really.

BUT WE WILL

FUCKING RAGS

THEY
CAN'T
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT
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>lead is only 11.5 games
time to panic?

>Dodgers up 2-0
would have been a close game if Strasburg hadn't skipped out

>13-23 on the Road
JUST

>orioles lose
>red sox lose
Thank you rags and who's

introducing smuk angie

shh...

You're welcome [spoiler]Not[/spoiler]

Why is Harold such a manlet?

Dave Stewart would sell the farm for a power hitting outfielder.
Just ask the Braves on how they got Swanson, Blair, AND Inciarte for Miller. The Braves made out like bandits on the trade.
Maybe the Angels could too

Quads confirm rags cubs WS

nah royals

>implying not the White Sox-Padres

>Double dubs
close enough

>The Yankees will continue to fuck themselves over by hovering around .500 this season

FUCKING COLLAPSE ALREADY. I don't care if >we get 100 loses this season. We NEED prospects. We also need to be in the front end of the draft, instead of constantly being smack dab in the middle.

awww shiieeettt