Sup Forums, will you be my friend, I promise I won't bother you too much

Sup Forums, will you be my friend, I promise I won't bother you too much.

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No

What's in it for me?

No

Looks like it's me and gummy worm then.

nope
or do you have Lego's

Fuck off faggot.

A lifetime of friendship and maybe the occasional pizza?

Why does no one like me? Am I too annoying?

Porch monkey.

What if I offer this person?

This is super fucking gay, kill yourself already

what the fuck is this shit

I miss sad bear.

WHAT HAPPENED TO LUI CALIBRE

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Whos this Sup Forums?

Please stop, I just wanted a friend. Now all I have is gummy worm.

Sounds good

OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FETERY ASS FAGGOTS HAS BEEN PICKING ON MY SON?

Dad can I have Cheerios?

NO JUNIOR, DADDY'S BUSY!!!

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Will you be my friend?

Still no. You and your father fuck off before slavery is a thing again you fucking niggers.

what are your hobby mate, country ?

Say that to my face Cunt.

Fuck. Off. Faggot. Before. I. Enslave. You.

The Night's Watch is no place for a monkey.

Harley Morenstein?

Look here Fuckboi, I'm not your average monkey, I'm motherfucking Lui Calibre. Faggots like you will not deter me from coming here or protecting my son. Or do I need to give you a demonstration?

Maybe.

Try me you pussy fart.

Are you a mixed elf with human?

No, I'm just Jewish.

You look like every European painter or poet ever.

Think this is a game, try something I dare you.

Fuck off Lui we need to kill the gummy worm to get the easter egg.

yeah... about that watermark...
I see why you got no friends now.

Who the fuck is Lui Calibre?

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You look like a murderer.

I'm telling you to try something you ugly cunt.

Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I've got bananas to eat, shit to throw, you really aren't worth my time.

I have a gun to your little shits head, what now bitch?

You are not Louie, faggot.

GET AWAY FROM HIM NOW!!!!!

Checkmate.

Actually, now that I think about it, I can make hundreds more. Kill him, see if I care.

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> a cuck
>calling others a faggot
I didnt think this was a ylyl thread but i just lost

Big fucking whoop.

youtube.com/watch?v=JUTnBMfsKfM

Hello, I am Doctor Dolittle. Unfortunately you are unable to produce semen, you cannot make any more children. I am deeply sorry.

Dirty nigger, go back to your stupid life with Shrek you dirty fuck.

I killed your only son motherfucker. What now?

Throw shit and eat bananas, nothing deviating from the norm.

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Oh, sorry, I was too busy killing your wife and family.

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