B, what's the key to being happy in life ?

b, what's the key to being happy in life ?

> Get job
> Find girl
> Fuck girl
> Have babies
> Have rich babies
> Fuck girl
> GEt rid of girl
> Go to poor asian country and find new girl
> Fuck girl and makes babies
> Leave and laugh
>> WIN

Do you want to be happy or do you want happiness happen to you?

If the first, then just do it.
If the second then it's accidental and so it doesn't matter if you knew it or not.

It's like asking "Whats the key to breathing".
If you don't know it then you can't have it.

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low expectations

being stupid or rich

to crush your enemies
see them driven before you
and to hear the lamentation of their women

Just holes.

best advice I've gotten so far
>keep yourself busy
>keep yourself healthy and able
>challenge yourself
>remember to relax and enjoy the little things

Live a simple life, help others and enjoy just being. No need to fill all hours with labour of any sort. Also read good books.

autism

Money

>Money can buy you a gym membership to loose weight
>Money can buy plastic surgery to fix your face
>Money can buy you a nice home and car
And if you still can't get a girl after all that
>Money can buy you a hot woman that doesn't give a fuck about your weight, looks or what you own.

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I like the cut of your jib

A bowl of cereals, a bowl of weed watching the super bowl

wow I really like your advice user
how does it feel being challenged and all?

HItting the bottom and then banging the hell our of the sides.

There is no key, stop trying to find it.

kek u got me
and dubs checkd

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The key is dying as quickly as you possibly can.

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This

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this statement is false
don't listen to this faggot, he's just suicidal

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Underage b&

Nope. Empirically tested.
>be me
>be me, 15 years old - care about what everyone thinks of you
>be me, 20 years old - care about what most ppl thinks of you
>be me, 25 years old - care about what many ppl thinks of you
>be me, 30 years old - care about what many ppl thinks of you
>be me, 35 years old - care about what some ppl thinks of you
>be me, 40 years old - care about what a few ppl thinks of you
>be me, 45 years old - care about what you thinks of you... and perhaps my daughter.

True lesson.

Care less. Stop comparing your inside to other peoples outside.

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MDMA
LSD
Extacy

That's about it. I have kids. Have job. Have the cars and house and I wake up for them each day but, I'm far from happy.

Better late then never I guess.

Let me share a laugh with you.

Meditation

Sauce?

He's right

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Yea. So, I'm guessing most of you are below 45... take the advice. I wish someone had made me understand how easy it is.

Yea I'm 23 and it took me about 7 years of serious pondering about this "problem".
I'm free and I can fucking laugh.
Good thing, have a nice one user.

Can't recall. The video was rather easy to find a few years ago.
I actually tried to find it right now but it's burried deep.
Just look for yoga pants on mless or something. I'm sure you'll find it.

Questionable if worth it tho.

gettin money, gettin pussy
and the dewey decimal system

Figuring out what you want and then getting it most of the time.

>the less you give a damn the happier you will be
>don't care what others think of you
>don't care about anything at all
see the difference?

Having options - simple.

Be attractive, be driven, be smart, have a big dick. Social skills also a plus. Of these five I only have two or three, which is why I take antidepressants.

of all the things you listed I only have antidepressants

Sounds like you guys are barely making it.
What's the matter?

Getting away from Sup Forums helps.

Honestly, happiness isn't a thing that you should be working towards. You're not going to be constantly happy, so you just need to get to a place where you're content with just what you have. Learn to be content when alone, understand that you can't hinge your entire happiness on other people or your job, that your life is more than one thing. Happiness comes in moments.

Step 1
>Don't come to Sup Forums to get advice on how to be happy.

Unemployed. That's all.