How do you feel knowing that you will not be saved?
How do you feel knowing that you will not be saved?
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the devil's got me
quite well, thank you
horny
If i masturbate my arms will be stronger and i can pull myself up.
Perfectly fine. With the extra arm strength, i'll be able to pull myself up.
I don't intend to be hanging off a cliff anytime soon so it doesn't really matter
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False. Jésus will always be my hero
Almost as good as stroking my dick.
Why do religions care so much about men masturbating, but not women?
Did someone say spiderman thread?
i don't know how to feel let me fap on it
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Can someone do an edit of this where the masturbator easily pulls himself up with his one arm that's ripped from jacking off so much, and doesn't even need Jesus?
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Jesus better hurry up and finish jerking off so he can catch me...
Why do religions care so much About men fucking men, instead of children/goats
Nice try m8 but my right hand is so sticky I could climb up that cliff side like fucking Spiderman
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N-no, nope. Nobody said that.
lollll'd
cite one example of an immortal messiah catching a disoriented rock climber in street clothes and I'll never touch my dick again
this can't be real. this is child abuse.
Also who the fuck masturbates when they're 5 years old? lol
The other one will have the ARM STRENGHT required to actually PULL HIMSELF UP instead of being a twat who relies on others
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late bloomer detected
I'd rather die than keep going so I'm fine. Sorry Jebus
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I'll bet the thalmor are behind this
Lost kek user
No wonder noone ever was saved from falling by Jesus. Every dude's a wanker
>He never had a gf tell him about her masturbating at those ages.
KYS virgin
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Dude, that is like a 14 foot drop.
the church forbids child control
so all christians who are truly saved dont use it
that means they either have a lot of kids or dont enjoy sex ever never
if you THINK you can go to heaven while using birth control then haha you are a fals preacher to yourself
only top tier masterace is non user birthcontrol and non haver of imaginary friends as adult
Did that say stop self rape, they are comparing someone pleasuring themselves to achieve orgasm to violent forced sexual abuse these people are beyond help
Implying Jesus isn't floating
Damn. I must stop masturbating. I want Jesus to be there for me.
#JustReligiousThings
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Atleast i didnt bring any niggers in to the world
Have you read the bible? Salvation is based on works.
Kek
your arm strength won't help you in every life or death situation musclehead
Pretty well, I don't really want to meet the guy who spies on me in case I masturbate.
>Have you read the bible? Salvation is based on nonsense rules that goat herders made up to control the violent, sex-crazed population. If you have any valid critiques of it I will be happy to explain the infantile rationalizations and loopholes my pastor pulled out of his ass to justify being in a cult
>begging invisible man to save me from eternal torment makes much more sense than just not creating eternal torment or sin
>but oops thats right.... free will
>dont create free will either then dumbass
According to the epistle of James. Paul was more interested in salvation by way of faith.
I meant to say not based on works.
I'm ok with that because I want to die
Then you are correct. And a dirty masturbater.
How can monkeys masturbate but not humans?
Do monkeys go to hell too?
I thought we just evolved but kept the desire and the ability...
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Kek
Aren't we all?
do i smell newfag?
Song of Songs would suggest yes.
lol