How do you feel knowing that you will not be saved?

How do you feel knowing that you will not be saved?

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the devil's got me

quite well, thank you

horny

If i masturbate my arms will be stronger and i can pull myself up.

Perfectly fine. With the extra arm strength, i'll be able to pull myself up.

I don't intend to be hanging off a cliff anytime soon so it doesn't really matter

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False. Jésus will always be my hero

Almost as good as stroking my dick.

Why do religions care so much about men masturbating, but not women?

Did someone say spiderman thread?

i don't know how to feel let me fap on it

youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

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Can someone do an edit of this where the masturbator easily pulls himself up with his one arm that's ripped from jacking off so much, and doesn't even need Jesus?

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Jesus better hurry up and finish jerking off so he can catch me...

Why do religions care so much About men fucking men, instead of children/goats

Nice try m8 but my right hand is so sticky I could climb up that cliff side like fucking Spiderman

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N-no, nope. Nobody said that.

lollll'd

cite one example of an immortal messiah catching a disoriented rock climber in street clothes and I'll never touch my dick again

this can't be real. this is child abuse.

Also who the fuck masturbates when they're 5 years old? lol

The other one will have the ARM STRENGHT required to actually PULL HIMSELF UP instead of being a twat who relies on others

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late bloomer detected

I'd rather die than keep going so I'm fine. Sorry Jebus

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I'll bet the thalmor are behind this

Lost kek user

No wonder noone ever was saved from falling by Jesus. Every dude's a wanker

>He never had a gf tell him about her masturbating at those ages.
KYS virgin

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Dude, that is like a 14 foot drop.

the church forbids child control

so all christians who are truly saved dont use it

that means they either have a lot of kids or dont enjoy sex ever never

if you THINK you can go to heaven while using birth control then haha you are a fals preacher to yourself


only top tier masterace is non user birthcontrol and non haver of imaginary friends as adult

Did that say stop self rape, they are comparing someone pleasuring themselves to achieve orgasm to violent forced sexual abuse these people are beyond help

Implying Jesus isn't floating

Damn. I must stop masturbating. I want Jesus to be there for me.
#JustReligiousThings

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Atleast i didnt bring any niggers in to the world

Have you read the bible? Salvation is based on works.

Kek

your arm strength won't help you in every life or death situation musclehead

Pretty well, I don't really want to meet the guy who spies on me in case I masturbate.

>Have you read the bible? Salvation is based on nonsense rules that goat herders made up to control the violent, sex-crazed population. If you have any valid critiques of it I will be happy to explain the infantile rationalizations and loopholes my pastor pulled out of his ass to justify being in a cult

>begging invisible man to save me from eternal torment makes much more sense than just not creating eternal torment or sin
>but oops thats right.... free will
>dont create free will either then dumbass

According to the epistle of James. Paul was more interested in salvation by way of faith.

I meant to say not based on works.

I'm ok with that because I want to die

Then you are correct. And a dirty masturbater.

How can monkeys masturbate but not humans?

Do monkeys go to hell too?

I thought we just evolved but kept the desire and the ability...

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Kek

Aren't we all?

do i smell newfag?

Song of Songs would suggest yes.

lol