Sup beta faggots

Sup beta faggots.
Guess who back?!?!

You wish your cock was fat like mine.

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it looks fukn retarded gay fag

It looks like someone put an orange on top of a fridge

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I dont think so... your cock is pretty fucked up

looks like an scratched missile design

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Lol what the fuck is that

No, I do not

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That's like the grossest chode, ever.

kek

Looks fucking disgusting and the only thing you can stick that in is a whore looser then your mom right after she gave birth to your fat piece of shit self

That looks really irritating to have.

Did you punch it or what?

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Woman can't handle my cock. It's too fat for them

Is that full on hard?
I bet the bitches gawk until you whip it out. Its like a traffic cone...

Timestamp or gtfo

i absolutely don't wish that was mine, it's fucking weird

kek once more

that shit needs some propane

LOL

Pretty sure it's your body that's too fat for them mate

you've got a useless cock, then. Congratulations. You're literally less of a man then someone with a micropenis.

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Looks like your dick has a massive tumor or something. No thanks I'll keep my normal nice looking dick.

having a dick that women can't handle isn't a good thing, it means you have a useless dick

That thing looks disgusting good luck finding a girl who wants that disgusting looking thing. So unaestically pleasing

>all things meaty
nigguwut

Not really
I like being able to have a girl deepthroat my cock. Bitches would have unhinge their jaw like a snakes to do that with you.

Checkmate fucknut

THAT COCK IS WORSE THAN HITLERS ANUS

Is it close OP?

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I've got 6 and 1/8th and my cock doesn't look retarded,that shit ain't aesthetic bruh.

That's hot.

Nice an iPod nano, haven't seen those in awhile !

you might need to see a doctor

It's my old phone, an iphone 5.

I thought it was an iPod touch. Nanos are square, aren't they?

It was a joke to compare his dick to the size of a nano

Stupid fuck, look at the edges, they are sharp like on an iphone 5/5s.

Your dick looks like a sad noire detective.

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Overrated

You beta faggots are all jealous of my thick cock.

It's weird how you never come up with any new pics.

This image shows an iPod touch, silly. The edges are the same.

Okay Jeff...

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It looks like a christmas tree faggot. I know you did PE on that thing.

You got Michelin man dick, son

Who would be jealous of a gross, unusable dick?

Yeah nice legs. Ankles bigger than thighs. :')

You're a special kind of faggot man. Here you go.

Your dick is 10 cm.

What do you think a chode is?

> windows 10
kek

The phone is 12 cm+ man.

Are you from Chernobyl?

Hey buddy how about you stop going passed half the sack to make it look bigger nice try though faggot

D-did you insert synthol into your dick?

still small

You are literally touching your balls bring that shit up

Jelly you don't have a 6,5 inch girth penis. I understand.

Wtf is that

thats cancerebola dude

I'd rather have a big cock that looks good.

Fuck, I'd pay to blow a dick like that.

what kind of injection did you do to yourself to get that so swollen. Must hurt.

You just played yourself. you have a chode
Your girth is bigger then your actually penis size kekekekek

Yeah, so what? Penis is 16 cm long non bone pressed and girth is a little above 16 cm. Girls love it.

goddamn...that's one good looking dick, it makes me hungry

What could you even do with that?

Your penis looks like it may have autism. Sorry op.

interesting