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>tfw you talk the hardest but giggs doesn't pop in your thoughts as an artist

going to become big in the local art scene just so that i can fuck edgy girls edition

>tfw you spend 5 minutes making a post and no one replies to it

she;s a bit hood ting

but she purity

ahh yes, the neighbours having a house party for the nth time

What sports do women like?

*lads x

lack of bodily contact with the opposite sex causes brain damage

HALF OF THE CROWD'S ALL SNORTING MY CHARLIE

>dad has diabetes
>mom has high blood pressure

At what age do I start showing symptoms of these?

I feel healthy. dentist had go check my blood pressure once and she said i literally had the ideal blood pressure

why does every single gaslight anthem song sound exactly the same

FFS Just knocked over the piss bottle. 2 litres of urine soaked into the carpet

go down there with a few pints and shag all the lads

babestation

JESUS

never knew obama was such a manlet

rabb.it/haydy

tunes and then match of the day x

those tits are too big and look fake

good think about art these days is you don't even have to be good at art to be good at it

just do some over the top edgy 2deep4u shite, keep up the act, act like a cunt and put that dumb inflexion on your voice and thats all of it.

shit on a plate and sprinkle some glitter on top and say its a representation of modern america

diabeetus skips generations

High BP will be when you turn 35 if you eat healthy, you'll have a stroke by 40 if not

What is the obsession with this bint?

>Co-op sarnie got the best score
but they put mayo in literally everything
Turkey and cranberry? Ah yes better stick some mayo in as well

WOAHHHH TURN THE RECORD OVER
EHHHHH SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE

THERE YOU GOOOOO TURN THE KEY AND ENGINE OVER

alri

who /subgenius/ here

stop linking your shit streaming nobody cares x

got one of the co-op turkey ones reduced to 83p the other day

was banging mate ngl

>he doesn't shop at morrisons

laughing at your life

its reece's gf

>babestation
>before 11 o'clock
FOY

>but they put mayo in literally everything
there is literally ntohing wrong with this

>diabeetus skips generations

anyone can give themselves type 2 if they try hard enough

and I don't remember enough about the genetic factors of type 1 to agree/disagree with what you say but I have doubts that is true at all

found this on facebook

karen's taking over lads

>family friend who was seemingly healthy had a stroke at 26

Things like that happen out of no where lad

The British brain never ceases to amaze me. Studying it can take several lifetimes, and is one of my life's mission. I've discovered it's primitivity, and it's primeval nature. It's full of stupefied curiosity, as when the cat is mystified by the ringing of a television. Compared to an American brain, it is a wonder how we even communicate. Untold centuries, separated by the ages, have drawn the British into the realm of scientific American study. They are like something directly out of the Pleistocene Era, and we can learn a lot from these beasts.

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the arts council spends £1.4 billion a year of public money on stupid shite

He's welsh m8

WHO THE FUCK IS REECE

DO NOT POST A PICTURE OF HIM, IM ASKING WHY YOU ALL GO ON ABOUT HIM LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO HE IS

IS HE FROM ONLY WAY IS ESSEX OR SOMETHING

>be me
.>pain in calf
>see gp
>"hmm, probably a dvt"
>get ultrasounded
>nope
>"hmmmm, probably tendonopathy"
>get ultrasounded again
>nope
>"hmmmmmmmmmmmm, let me refer you to an orthopaedic specialist"
>he takes a look
>"hmmm, I dunno, let's do an MRI"
>get MRI'd
>"hmmmmmm, still don't know, let me refer you to a dermatologist"
>see dermatologist
>"i dunno lol, I just do skin, let me refer you to a plastic surgeon"
bloody joke this NHS
I hope it's a tumour just so I can die to spite them

eggs are laid, 'get' is incorrect

man like reece

Might have to flay the skin from your wretched obese body for these comments, lad.

>I sell kitchens but I can’t actually cook myself!
>You see a cookery book here, it wouldn’t be much use to me!

bloke told me yesterday he doesn't rate the stone roses, oasis or madness still thinking about its getting me quite heated x

No he's not, he's an american actor

probably the G cups I suppose. she just oozes fertility, very raw and primal, pure sex.

holy shit she got btfo!

a couple of /brit/ posters know him

they (and the rest of us) appreciate his simple way of life.
(also his gf has massive tits)

Doing a listen

radio.garden/live/guangzhou/southern-life-radio-93-6-fm/

paging the lads

He's a mega normie that we secretly all want to be

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'shaad

Are you 15yo?

bossman from job centre

>in certain varieties of american english 'mary' 'merry' and 'marry' are homonyms

just tried listening to radio 1

>everyone seems to have a favourite christmas movie

I don't even associate christmas with watching movies

where is everyone
bored

imagine what a rat you'd have to be to post pictures of your mate on here

yeah they're all overrated crap

out shagging girls

>'ey Mr Partridge! He spies this cookbook right an he says "that'd be nee use to me that like!" He's crackers man!

>One Direction nonce
shan't be absorbing photons from this movie

trash

not everyone has the same opinions as you

trump is draining the swamp

I wouldn't say "mate"

I think they just went to school with him and got bullied by him so they secretly hate him

infact I suspect it might actually be the ukip-supporting kpop call centre nonce

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i did that yesterday, minus the shagging girls part

people need to keep up with my schedule

me neither

>this is the world we live in

>he doesn't watch the muppets christmas carol yearly with his mother

By filling his cabinet with donors and wall street cronies

this is how it went down in the nine-five

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Nora lads

Please only use words you understand the meaning of sweetie

>when someone makes a post over 25 words

*mumble mumble* KEK *mumble mumble* MAGA *mumble*

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Maybe he plans on draining the swamp by drowning them and having their lungs absorb it lad

he is putting america first by wanting to bive more aid to israel

i sometimes contemplate dropping my stem degree and highly paid job and moving to somewhere sunny and getting a bar job earning just enough to survive

live the simple life ya know

wow nice pic of r titch

just realised that I never had any friends at primary school

Why are you trying to make this nigger a meme, you fucking cuck?

it's your spine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syringomyelia

yeah i think the gorilla would win too, they just seem like better fighters overall.

Practically all of them, tbqh

that's why you earn loads of money retire in your 30s and open a bar somewhere

GPs here are literal shite

Mine couldn't diagnose everything and my Mums mate who is a GP in a literal 3rd world country diagnosed it instantly

t. reviewrunt sycophant
Fuck off gramps

go back to Sup Forums you bellend

same but the societal pressure is too much lid

im listening to the music in the bahamas

they know how to party

how on earth do i fix my posture its not that bad but i have to consciously make sure i dont stand like a spastic

identity politics should be banned

What job/degree?