This is it, today was the final straw. I am fucking through. What is the fastest way to kill myself today.
I have:
>No access to a gun and can't get a permit today
>No access to any large tall building to jump from
>Not a whole bunch of money
Is anyone going to help me or not.
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You could drink bleach
That's already confirmed to not work.
oh my god brendan fraser do not kill yourself! i thought you were rich and stuff why u do dis george of the jungle man?
What in the fuck are you talking about.
go to a hotel with a two story balcony and hang yourself give the rope some slack so it will break your neck
aren't you brendan fraser?
Make a helium exit bag. Google it.
???
Look are you guys going to help or not.
I don't have time for this, at this rate I would be better off slitting my wrists and draining my blood in the toilet.
No
hot tub and stream
okay first of all, you are brendan fraser. second of all you're fucking stupid for wanting to kill yourself. because if you TRULY wanted to die, you would have already fucking done it. so you're literally only here to get attention.
Hang yourself
lostallhope.com
don't do it.
hanging seems to be a god awful way to go
i did it once, and i regret it very much.
First of all, I'm only here to get options.
Second of all when I evaluate all options you won't have to worry about me getting anymore 'attention'.
go get a gun faggot
It is, that's why it's not an option I'm choosing.
>no access to a gun and no way to get a permit
Don't do it
Don't be selfish
WHATEVER YOU DO JUST
Wrist cutting is painful and ineffective no matter which way.
"It is nearly impossible to kill oneself by sanguination secondary to lacerated wrists. The arteries lie deep, protected by muscle, bone, and tendon. in order to get the razor blade deep enough to sever the artery, the suicide must cut through skin, tendons, and muscle. [...] As he becomes unconscious, there is always the chance the blood will coagulate and the bleeding cease before death. (Williams, 2009. p. 40)"
My childhood best friend hung himself halfway through highschool. Didn't see the genius till now, he would be 26 today
Staying alive is more selfish.
I'm done.
drug overdose ?
Call a nigger a nigger
options? i thought you kinda already stated that you're out of options with your pic...>.> so why draw it out longer? pills, booze, OD on something, hang ya damn self, walk in front of a train, walk in front of a bus, walk out onto the highway, walk off a bridge, kick a pitbull, go try to buy hard drugs from a sketchy mother fucker and refuse to pay him, fucking punch a nigger like how hard is this..?
it has the most lethal and the least painful way to kill yourself after firearms and jumping
it's*
Dont do it stupide! Take in the punches deal with it and move on!
fuck a shark
nothing to lose.
quite frankly, you are selfish to want to kill yourself. like, you haven't even mentioned why you want to die, at east tell us a story. tell us OP what is so horrible that you want to end your fucking life?
Options as in which way to end it.
My blood coagulates very fast because I'm healthy and drug free. So cutting my wrists will only leave me unconscious with a net loss of a pint of blood tops.
at *least
There used to be a thing I used to read called the practical guide to suicide but that got taken down from the web about two weeks ago so rip
If I were you, I'd research into methods yourself
lostallhope.com has a lot of information
but it also highlights the reality of what going through with it does
Not in a romantic way- what it actually leaves for everybody around you.
Suicide isn't just about yourself at all. It's so conceited to think that. Suicide doesn't last a second for you, but it lingers in the thoughts and feelings of everybody around you for decades.
So- sure, if you really want to go through with it: do it.
At least you won't be able to watch the lives you rip apart crumble and collapse.
i found a pdf in the dark net with over 10k ways to kys couple weeks ago. would you like me to find this for you user? only if you are serious about it.
so.....you're telling me you want to end your perfectly healthy life? have you ever actually lived before?
no, unless he can access to highly regulated barbituates (secobarbital or phenobarbital) he'll most likely fail, perhaps putting himself in a more pathetic situation.
find a plug socket, stick metal in each of the holes, grab dat metal, but seriously don't shrek yourself, when your at this point you can go out and do all the shit you'd not do before when you cared about your life
come on OP tell us why you wanna die!
Dude, civilized countries have switches that prevent voltage leakage caused by electrocution
instead of committing a suicide, why don't you just take life by the balls and make something of yourself? go out and fuck shit up, go get into a ton of debt or travel or quit your job and just try to go fucking live. i mean might as well experience some shit before ending it all, why are you suicidal people so fucking dumb.
ok ok I got it.
Pee in a electrical outlet and stream it. everybody wins.
you know what i'd do if i were a dude, i'd impregnate a shitload of women hahaaha
>be a normie
>kill yourself
hmm, tough choice
that would not fucking word. mythbusters. just. fuck off.
>how to make your fuses blow up
Suicide seems way more of an experience than that fagot life.
That's why we need feminism.
hey op don't do it man, i was just at a funeral today for my friend who killed himself, shit gets better trust me.
>Get high as fuck on whatever you prefer
>If you are limited on options huffing paint, gasoline, or computer duster will do the trick.
>Put a plastic bag over your head, and take a nap.
>whats the quickest, easiest, least amount of effort required way to kill myself
Lazy cunt, no wonder you're depressed.
living a life isn't being a normie you fucking cunt. clearly you've never accomplished anything worth mentioning in your life, you've probably never tried to make anything out of yourself. sure, being a 'normie' might suck but then again, you're the fuckhead asking goddamn Sup Forums for ideas on how to suicide. you have a healthy body and nothing to lose so why not go and do shit first? you're probably wanting to die because no one wants anything to do with you, and you know why no one wants anything to do with you? because you're boring as fuck. you can't even get creative enough to commit suicide without asking for fucking help you damn child.
how the fuck you get high on computer duster ?
oh ffs i know they have fuses and stuff, didn't think it would stop if the currant went threw you
Don't fucking do it man.
Sure, give me the dl.
Yea, I'm living right now and I want to stop living.
Exactly my thinking. When I go through it needs to be 100% or else I'll be better off dead.
They are better off without me. I was an accident to begin with.
It's inconsequential
No thanks, that doesn't sound interesting or important to me.
It built up over time.
I'm looking at the Carbon Monoxide option.
That's when you sit in your garage with the car running right?
Damn right man.
Seriously OP grow a pair.
you are so dumb. you are so fucking dumb oh my god. obviously i'm just saying that clearly you haven't lived a life of any sort ever at all. so why do you want to kill yourself if you don't even have any reasoning behind it except that you're lazy and you're bored? kys faggot.
>Put nozzle in mouth
>Pull trigger
>Inhale
You'll get so high you'll hear your brain cells popping in your head. No even kidding.
Don't you pussies know how to live?
how do you not have time for this?
Samefagging isn't going to make anything better.
Stop wasting your time.
You can OD off sleeping pills and die. Basically take a fuckton of them and go to sleep, only thing is you're not waking up this time around. Good luck in whatever option you choose.
>Today
That ends in 5 hours.
ok user you can use this untill I find the pdf
m. uploadedit. com /ba3s/1464909296986.txt
I'm not OP though..
First you get super glue and super glue your hands to the side of your head. Second you get thin wire and hang yourself. It has to be thin enough to cut off your head. End result when your parents come home you've pulled your own head off
Just run in front of a semi or train at night.
Suiside by cop. Get in trouble with the law and when a cop come by act like your about to pull a gun then he will shoot you
i didn't reply to my own post you faggot
XDD CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE EMOJIS ARE?????
#nohate :D
wow i fucking hate Sup Forums. Everyone is so detrimental and probably middle aged and dont have jobs. but please, dont end it, there is so much to look forward to. take my word man, dont do it.
if you have tor you can search yourself in the self-destruction topic here
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That was definitely my first option, but it has a low success rate. I have a high metabolism and any kind of drowsy/sleep pills have minimal affect on me. Not to mention beyond the time it came close to killing me someone would take me to a hospital and they'd pump my stomach.
>be me, not middle aged
>be me with a job...
>be me, not wanting to kill myself up until i saw this fucking cancer.
unless you have a really old car the chances are your car won't emit proper amounts of CO for suicide. any fire in a badly ventilated space can be used for CO poisoning. make sure to not cause any fires though, and put a warning sign somewhere about the CO for the people who'll discover your body.
Still the cheapest option, with a good success rate. And if you want to double your chances all you gotta do is add another bag.
Not every individual agrees. I understand, fagot-kun.
However, you need to learn to let go.
Let us go.
Pray tell Sup Forums...
>wat do?
if you're in the us Spend whatever you can to get to cali and jump off the golden gatebridge
I don't no either (I'm new too)XDDDDD
kill yourselves
you're in the perfect thread for that
Hey that's not nice :'( 9gag users are alot nicer friend D:
i'm not promoting suicide, just for educational purposes
OP tell me where ypu live and how old are you. I am rich, if i feel you are serious about this i can fly you out of your place to where ever you wish and can surely set you up with a job with some terms and condition of course
The is nothing to look forward to. If you find joy in this world fine, I don't care. I don't. I have nothing left and nothing to gain.
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No, I want to die but I'm not a retard.
That's at most a 50/50. I'll most likely break something when I land and drown or swim to shore.
Money and work is nothing for me. I don't care for it
OP don't fucking do it. The world has made suicide seem like it is nothing but it really is a huge thing. Its been proven that no matter what you do you will still feel pain. I'm not sure what you're problem is that makes you want to die but I am sure as shit that you can get help. Don't ask these fucking degenerates how to kill yourself, instead get a grip and live on that way when its time for you to go you would have lived a meaningful life
I don't think any of us condone suicide, but I think it's better to it right than to fuck up. Also, OP, make sure to follow the 3-day rule. If you've decided to kill yourself, wait at least 3 days before carrying it out, better yet a week or two. A few more days shouldn't hurt if you're going to die anyway.
I can set you up with a girl for a start, fuck her for some weeks and then i can introduce you to different social groups so you can form your own connections and friendships if emotional attactment or love is what you need
dude. heroine overdose should do the trick.
carbon monoxide will work if you have a airtight old car.
You're an idiot it's 27 stories down you WILL die. only about 20 people have survived out of the thousands that have killed thenselves there. it is literally the #1 suicide spot in the US.
I think we should rejoice in an hero.
Some languages don't have a word for "death".
"Going west" is its term for the Dogon people of Mali, Africa.
Shut up faget OP i say screwdriver through nose
Suicide by cop
Me. Flying you out includes international.