ITT: Celebrities you've fucked irl

ITT: Celebrities you've fucked irl.
I'll start.. Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond

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your mom

when?

back in 2008. met her at my boss's son's wedding. she was drunk. we fucked.

Did she nag you the whole time?

good for you then

>Was dating Roland Rat
>Serious relationship
>3 or 4 years
>Muh_soulmate.exe
>Would fuck the living shit out of him every night
>Shit was cash

If you're reading this Roland, I want to see if we can start over again, relive the gold old days before that bitch came into the picture.

yeah fucking right nu-male.

ha!

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Well?

What a coincidence, I fucked Ray

How was she in the sack, any weird shit?
>inb4 called out Ray

I fucked the sister of the blonde on that show Wings from the 90's a few years ago.

Kek

>>Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond
Heaton is a consistent life ethicist and is supportive of pro-life groups and causes, opposing abortion, euthanasia, and the death penalty.

OP claiming he made a devout catholic cheatr on her husband. No proof, no dice

Did you fuck her from behind and get a whiff of her poohole while you fucking kek her pussy?

Back in the 90's I fucked the girl in the band Hansen.

If she counts as a celeb.

There is no girl in the band hansen

Dude, I got something to tell you: THAT'S AWESOME!!!

Oh shit.. That explains a lot then..

Who dat?

I saw her in the street once and she crawled up to me and pulled my pants down and started choking on my 14inch cock I didn't even have to pull her pants off cuz they were rushed away by the waterfall that was her pussy. Average day for me.

Sure you did
>you didn't

I love Viki Blows. Where when and how?

I once ate the the pussy of a runway model I think her name was Ru Paul?

Do porn stars count?

Was about 5 years ago. Just met her in a bar and don't think she was that known then.

She came back to mine and we fucked the night away. I offered to cook her breakfast before she went, she declined.

Sure.

...

Was that still in London? How'd she taste? Loose? Tight? Did she blow you? Details man, details!

Why do you try? Do you wanna be a part of the cool kids so badly... On Sup Forums?

I did Jane before she became crazy

Beyonce
She was with DC at the Tower Records on 14th street back in the day. Met her while I was shopping, agreed to meet later that evening for coffee. Wound up banging her at my place in Tribeca. She was fine as fuck and as sweet as apple pie.

I was obsessed with Tiffany Walker. Ex porn star turned escort. I saved up some dough, flew to London and fucked her.

Youre a retard you know that?

Haha. Yeah in London.

Yeah she sucked dick and swallowed. She liked doggy and having her hair pulled and she put a decent amount of effort in unlike some girls who wanna just lay there.

Don't remember her being especially tight or mind blowing but she wasn't bad at all. Good night all round I think and didn't have to share my bacon.

Holy shit, I fucked Debra too! Man that pussy was tight

you really think people would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

Jill, from tool time.
Was in 2014, I was at me roommates dad's barmitsfa, she was high on method, we shagged

i know she is not really a celeb, but popped a cherry on certain react girl

Not sure if counts as celeb or not

Me too!

Tasted a bit like ass in retrospect, but hey it was in the dark

ITT: Virgins talk shit about celebrities they've fucked. Other virgins believe them.
>You should all kill yourselves

Kek,

>Posts picture of Tim Allen

I fucked her before she was famous, worked on a shit SBS show I believe

>Cunt smelled like cat food

So I guess you were the one who turned her into a lezbo?

COOL STORY BRO

Not me, but friend used to date Jessica Steinhauser before she graduated highschool. Nice girl.. then she became asia carerra

i fucked howie mandel back when he had a fro. then he lost it cuz my aids are killing his body.

Captain Kek

I know what you mean. I did the same to Steve Gutenberg.

Gtfo... don't even want to see

Hey you need to be more understanding. Didn't you know autistic people have a difficult time understanding sarcasm and other basic types of interpersonal communication??

Hey I fucked him once was he was alright.

not much of a celeb but I've fucked Rie Sinclair, used to be in a band with her years ago round the time she was filming Drop Dead Gorgeous

On the set of Short Circuit while Johnny 5 fingered my asshole.

If that happened... bro, you're an hero!

We learned that pasta in 12th grade nogger

I thought your 'lips were sealed'.....?!

Green text?

Are these her tits?

Yea op!
And I'm the reason Jonny Depp punch his wife.
Pics or it didn't happen bro

Is this real?

i regret nothing

Uhh Uhhh?

kek

there is always someone claiming to fuck scarlet johansson in these threads

I fucked Betty White a couple if years ago. She loved my massive donkey cock.

Dude how do you know my sister?
Not cool bro!

Nein but he vos very Kampf

smells like summer

Hidey ho, neighbor

Please tell me you're a shitposter

I got a blow job from j.lo does that count?

...

Either summer has come or you're a mentally handicapped person using a computer

She strikes me as a massive cunt. Please tell me I'm right.

no you didn't faggot

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Summer summer time

Please tell me this isn't fake

Fucked Uncle Joey from Full House. It was 2005 at a party, we were high on molly.

I did him in the butt and then finished off on his face, it was a crazy night.