Post a superpower. user posts a hindrance

Post a superpower. user posts a hindrance.

I'll start with a classic: You get to turn invisible

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You cum infinite money

You die the first time you cum under the crushing weight of a pile of infinite money

The money literally comes out of your dick hole, all in coins

You can only turn invisible when no one looks at you

I want this

Everything you touch also becomes invisible, even to you

Anything you write in blood becomes reality

you have erectile dysfunction

You have the ability to explode with the force of one trillion neutron starts all colliding at 99.99999% the speed of light

Have to lose your virginity first

Rape is a thing

And only when you take viagra do you get rid of your superpower

Your blood cells don't regenerate and your blood coagulates very very slowly.

Sure, I'll bite.
The ability to slow down or even stop time for a brief moment. This does not affect yourself

The ability to take ANY size dick in your gay anus hole without fear of anal tearing

Guy's walking around with a boner and rubbing up on people so they think his cock is big. Fucking kek.

You are unable to move anything due to the fact that it would mean the object would travel at the speed of light and gain infinite mass.

This means you can not breathe and die

When time resumes you personally cannot move for the same amount of time you stopped.

also your dick falls off

Anything touched during this brief moment stays slowed down or stopped

You're gay

You can teleport

Can only teleport places you can walk to.

but you have to eat six packages of ramen

All wounds, injuries and any other bodily harm heal within 24 hours at no cost to my own vitality or wellbeing despite aging at a normal rate.

Always into a gay stripclub

This is what I would want, but not just stop time for a moment, as long as you want. You can get a bunch of money and rape whoever you want. After you get enough money you won't even need to stop time anymore.

You can fuck every woman you see.

You can only specify a destination within 20 cubic feet, resulting in the inability to prevent appearing in potentially life-threatening situations (e.g. partially inside a wall)

you're blind

...straight into gay fat mens hairy asses, face first

i can walk to the corner store grab some beer and thats all i need

you wouldn't just quit stopping time though. the power and the ease of it all would be too tempting

Everything the ability heals is transferred to your loved ones

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Oh fuck the cringe

all women you see have feminine bepis

You're gay.

Afterwards they immediately say they didn't consent no matter how they felt beforehand

Don't have any loved ones

doh fuck kekd

You can only teleport to places more than 10km away and must manually adjust for height (no knowing where the ground is)

You turn super gay.

what a fucing looser haha

OP for healing power here, nice outside-the-box catch here.

Become visible when aroused
>Clothes are visible

you have the ability to make frogs explode just by looking at them

Every woman you see is a 1000lbs feminist

but the frogs ghost haunt you

Hahah! He's definitely invisible.

You become the kind of pathetic faggot that thinks this is a superpower.

See

You have frogs tattooed to the insides of your eyelids

You must be within 1 meter of them, and as they explode they emit a loud noise that sounds like a woman screaming "PEDOPHILE"

i can turn anything into its weight in mayonnaise

You're allergic to mayonnaise

It's egg free mayo...

Since we're doing this

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I wish I could control the interwebz. Nothing too crazy, I just want my prepaid cards to be accepted when I get online to throw a few dollars at some Philippino chicks to do weird shit to their own asses at my request. That's it.

You can use you mind to control your computer cursor

you have to close your eyes to focus on it

You never attract any women

all these gets in a row

You have the power to hinder every hindrance that is presented to you.

You can only get online 1 minute a week

Your hair and clothes don't turn invisible.

They explode into more frogs

WAT

Classic mystery men

You ruined the chain asshole

the power to GET

They only come out in crisp ones that leave paper cuts

The ability to control time in every aspect of it, bending the laws of the universe to control what is affected by the passing of time and the raye at which time passes. The ability to slow a person's perception of time or speed it up

You become a hindrance

I want the power to have no bodily odour

Every hindrance you save yourself from is applied to 10 people you know.

You have to make 10 posts to recharge your ability

However your fingers become frogs

The superpower does nothing else.

the power to control spaghetti

If only that guy knew if you ignore that beast she would come to you

The power to surpass Metal Gear.

you sure?

Superpower: To be inexplicably knowledgeable in the most random things.

The power to turn Lucky Charms into Froot Loops

You lose a portion of your memories every time you use the power.

Hindrance: limbless

You can't stop the way time progresses for yourself, so you'll age and die naturally.

You age prematurely.

You can pee poopee out your weewee.

Already am.

Nice Dubs. Barely means anything to me.

I'm fine with that. Nothing gets in my way.

the power to only ever get singles.

You have to here the words

SNAKE, SNAAKE, SNAAAAAAAKE!
Screamed at you repeatedly

You don't like Froot Loops.

but all non-marshmallows stay the same

user didn't specify if it has to be written in your blood, so use you're blood once and write for a blood supply.

The fruit loops revert into flavorless cheerios after a minute.

The Froot Loops are sugar-free

Damn I feel by for the guy in the gif. Those fucking cunts need to be more altruistic.

Your anus prolapses while time is slowed

The ability to see through walls.
Wooden walls, every 94 years.

the ability to give traps their own board