/brit/

sniffing charlie on a saturday night edition

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cara

>UK fishing industry butthurt about eu boats being allowed to fish in UK waters
>majority of them votes out
>realise they export most of their stuff to the eu
>now they demand access to eu market
>can be done, in exchange for access to uk waters
FUCKING GENIUSES

dem a pree

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smoking onnah zoot

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What happened to office Christmas party lad

Still waiting on his greentext

IMAGINE just IMAGINE being one of these queers

cannot wait for black eye friday, gunna take a cocktail of drugs and do a top shelf every pub

>abusing narcotic substances

Shall be reporting this to the appropriate authorities at once.

I explained what happened 2 threads ago

*sniffs*

me

me on the left having a clean water drink

losing my hair lads

tessa

any heroin man in

charlie mentioned

redpill me on harry ramsdens

i was there in the old days of grime
all the time, that's why I don't miss them
if you ask me, we've got to leave them days in the distance

Isn't the girl third from left the one that got fired for being an escort on the side?

SHAQ'D.com

saw a homeless man on the floor in a sleeping bag on the way back from tescos lads

it's freezing out so I gave him my gloves, you should have seen the look on his face, it's amazing how such a simple act of kindness can make a world of difference to those who don't have very much

I can buy another pair no problem, but to him the gloves make a huge difference

unpresidented

Sorry lad must have missed it, can you post it again? Was looking forward to reading it

At least it's still a net positive for small-time fisherman. They've been pretty stifled by EU regulations.

cherry flaker generator

what kind of bourgeois twat buys first class train tickets

selly mentioned

me on the left recording

overpriced chippy désú

me on this one particular train because it costs like £1 more

People using expenses

feel like i could get into coke

what are some drugs that give me insane amounts of energy?

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kissing a glorified rat

HOW DID YOU GET THAT ROSE PIC

WHERES IT FROM

a giant among men

wouldn't mind being a massive strong black man, fuck the oppression you'll be treated like a god in japan

just refuse. who are they going to buy their fish from? Iceland? not when we take back our original fishing waters when we've a taste for it

>tfw company removed first class tickets from the expenses policy

Ok, listen up /brit/!

Order in. 4 covers, table 12:

Appetizers - 2 risotto, 1 scallops, 1 salad
Entrées - 3 lamb, 1 halibut

MOVE!

Didn't happen unless you post it to facebook, twitter, youtube, instagram and tumblr lad, everyone knows that.

And don't forget to take them back after you've stopped filming.

dont ever reply to me again

everyone on The Student Room is autistic

thinking it might be time for the ol' 'cide lads

already fucked up me life beyond the point where it's recoverable

do not reply to leafs

Once bought a homeless lad who can't have been more than 15 some tomato soup and a hot sausage roll from greggs on my way to work

He called me a cunt and told me to fuck off
Also if you want to give something, give socks

How? If they want access to the single market they'll still have to comply with EU regulations

saw someone give a romanian looking beggar a fiver in edinburgh and the beggar was stunned, staring at the note in disbelief

imagine being part of this lads

>bourgeois

>Back in my days at uni walking into the local town
>Man struggling with wheelchair
>offer to help him when he asks as I walk past
>Start pushing him
>Starts asking me for money
>Tell him no, I'm a student but I'm happy to push him
>Starts screaming that I'm kidknapping him and trying to rob him
>Awkwardly let go of the wheelchair and walk away quickly

This is why I keep myself to myself.

mcat, wouldn't reccomend it though

I'm autistic

*points and laughs*

you're still in a warm room in front of ur computer
you're not some heroin addict selling his arse and living in the streets

Saw a homeless guy having some kind of fit today

is there anything more pointless than arguing politics? has anyone ever really changed their mind because they lost an argument?

Seems like a pointless endeavour to me

official car of cuckada

you need to go underground to get this shit

a homeless person once came up to me and said he needed money for a bag of smack, i told him to stop doing heroin and gave him half a MD pill instead because i thought that was a great idea at the time

i often wonder how his night went

*Slams a drawer onto my bollocks*

reminds me of a m8 who pushed the local perennial beggar in a wheelchair up a fuck off huge hill in sheffield then when they got to the top he asked my m8 for some money

Ah that's not so bad lad, at least people didn't see you.

Just make up some shite like your nan got taken to hospital so you wanted to be with her but she's okay now - sorry for not texting but my mind wasn't focused on the party

watching Night of the Robot

so like what happens the first time you have sex with a girl

how does she let you know she's allowing you to like do things inside of her while shes naked

does the girl make the first move or do you have to grab her down there a la trump and hope for the best......................

howling

Actually made me think...

could be worse

everytime i hear someone speed past my house i hope to hear the crunch of fucking metal when they spin off the road and die, hate drivers so much

I called a taxi for a homeless guy a few weeks ago and the taxi company rang me later on and said he got out without paying and told the driver to fuck off.

risotto to the pass CHEF

post it

>annual work footy match tomorrow against our offices from another city
>i'm captain

going to smash it lads, getting pre-loaded on stella tonight to keep a constance buzz

dindins

Top 200 on FPL

Yesss

Exceedingly runtish opinion

would you rather live in a shitty russian potemkin or a south american pueblo?

arguing about music

stop trying to be me

fuck me

eating a box of chocolate biscuits

doing a think about whether to go out or not

Work at 2pm tomorrow you see, hmmmmm

made a very autistic get that pan nice and hot joke to someone yesterday

they didn't find it funny/get what i was on about

>give homeless person a pound
>see them smoking a joint later on

ah yes

but bbc news told me that not wanting free trade agreements is racist, im so conflicted

did a chuckle

me on the left

genuinely can't get my head round this 2bh

that's meaningless desu

who you got on your team lad

chaz daz and gaz? haha

quite happy x

never interacted with a 'homeless'

Matched with a 17 year old on tinder, what should I say?

mean you can still do something you're just too much of a mong to move ur arse

can't he have one nice thing in his miserable life?

Jesus Christ man, you just stick your dick in there, this is something even dogs and snakes can do