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benis evryone??? :--DD

spurdo spärde, purjo pora, spede beard, Oilers etc.
>vitun LEHTI

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fuck canada

He will fall to 5th

4nd for DA BURGH

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Canadians will get angry at this picture

Malkin will be traded to the central division

Why would the pens trade malkin?

>tfw we will never see a Pulju-Matthews-Laine meme line

mad canadians say he will be traded every year just like the laffs will sign every single free agent

I'm a leaf fan and I think this malkin being traded notion is fucking retarded.

They don't need him on the second line anymore
There are a lot of central teams without a true number 1c and with a surplus of defensemen which the pens need

VITUN LEHTI

>laffs will sign every single free agent
That's just wrong they're only signing 1: Stamkos.

>signing Stamclots
>laffs

vaahterasiirappi :DD
jääkiekko
putiini :DD

10/10

MYÖNNÄN SEN

Bluejackets looking to get MALKIN

Wew Pulju to pongs

Who'll win the Stanley Cup next year?
Canadien teams to be more competitive?
Bring on October already for crying out loud

>be American
>go to see Canadians play hockey and represent their "city"
>get shot up by in the process
>"freedom"

I'm hearing Malkin for Jones and a 2017 conditional 1st.

No that means hartnell will be there and so will a prospect the jackets won't trade a pick like that for an older player

Finnipeg vs Finnolina in the finals

My teams best player is American his name is Bill Kessel

Why would they trade Jones tho?

I doubt Malkin waives to go to the poo jackets

No it's not they aren't trading jones he's still too young and jarmo knows the defense needs him

>not going to the best young line in hockey
I'm sure you will shiggy your own diggy

jackets need to get rid of clarkson
Tyutin
Hartnell and Johnson to have enough cap space to sign anyone on this damn team

>doubt
that means you think there's a chance he does, and that makes you an idiot

kek

lel
Are you ok m8, you aren't making any sense

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>Tfw I literally cried with Ryan johansen was traded
>Mfw I'm 32

Are the Flames -that- desperat?
Aren't they onto every single goalie in the league?
They'll probably end up with Rinne

“there’s a lot of speculation that they’re going absolutely all-in on steven stamkos. I mean, some of the numbers being rumored – and i always hate throwing out or building off rumors, because as an insider, our job is to separate fact from fiction. But newport isn’t talking and neither is the tampa bay lightning, so nothing has changed there. But some of the numbers being speculated on are upwards of $12 million per year coming out of buffalo.

>12 million for le MSL blood clot man
>slugs

Sam "one pullup" Manlet to the Bolts confirmed

you were supposed to greentext the quote you dumbfuck

Jesus christ Stammer is worth like 8mil per year at best

>YFW Alexander wennberg is the sexiest man in hockey
>YFW William karlsson

Is there a way to write in protection in case stamkos actually ends up having more clots and retiring?

12 mill a year for Stamkos?
I mean, 12 mill a year for any player is retarded; but for Stamkos?
He's good, but not THAT good

Who said this?

>12M a year for le shot from the right side man

Dreger reported it.

protection from what? the shame?

Thanks. Wasn't sure if legit or just some nerd on the radio

Protection from what? Ze Germans?

>The Calgary Sun has learned Rutherford is asking for the Flames’ first round draft pick for Fleury — yes, the sixth pick overall at Friday’s NHL Entry Draft in Buffalo.

Fleury isn't even worth a low first given how he has Luongo level breakdowns in the playoffs.

I'd be upset too if my team traded the only offensive player they had in years

>Mfw only 16 years
>Mfw we had Rick Nash

stop posting this shit without sources. this is also from yesterday

Nash is and always has been a bum

Based JR does it again

yfw bill brings da Lee back to da BURGH

Obviously salary cap you dumb faggot

Holy fucking shit. Stam is one of my favorite players but if he wants more than 10 he can walk

"According to multiple sources, Calgary Flames GM Brad Treliving, has been hospitalized from non stop laughter after the pens said they would like the flames first round pick (6th overall) for 31 year old goalie MAF"

>Nash a bum
Hes the leading goal scorer for the bluejackets and only played for them for 9 seasons

*salary cap hit

and no, the cap hit is gone if he retires, fellow hockey expert

Literally just saw Brendan Shannahan in the Boston airport. Who's going to the >laffs?

how many playoff series has he won in his career?

No it isn't you fucking idiot

yes it is
>canadian hockey knowledge

Ovechkin has won zero, he's still considered to be a very good player
Stupid arguement

do you know what a playoff series is?

.. I read that entirely wrong, I thought it said a Stanley cup win.. ffs
Nevermind then

It's only not gone if a player signs a contract post 35 year old.

>wingers in charge of carrying teams

meme

Hey guys.

Matthews for Krug and M.Subban

What's up?

We meet again, old friend.

How have you been, bud?

>busthews

Not bad. Trying to acclimate myself to Canadian culture. Did you know they put mayonnaise on french fries? Mayonnaise.

Even as a Finn, that sort of culinary abortion has to disgust you.

Did someone say mayonneise, I love mayo

Are their glory days over?
I doubt they will make it to play offs next year

What about Midwestern comfort food? Because there's alot of that where you're headed.

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their glory days ended several years ago, all detoilet has now is their irrelevant streak

Hart: Crosby
Selke: Bergeron
Calder: McDavid

Cap this

Mcdavid has no chance winning the Calder. That 45 year old Russian is winning it.

>rags

>rags

Fucking rigged if Kane doesn't get the Hart.

Panarin deserves the Calder

Hart: Kane or Benn
Norris: Karlsson again
Selke: Kopitar
Vezina: Bishop

Evander or Patty

the nigger of course

Karlsson won't win the norris this year. I can't even find the last time a defenseman won the award without making the playoffs.

UPDATE
literally sitting beside Shannahan right now. What do I ask?

Ask him what his favorite flavor of ice cream is

He said its pistachio

'Do you like memes?'

Who was his favourite NHL fighter

Are there any assholes in NHL like Domi, Avery and Bertuzzi anymore?

>laffs

>Rinaldo
>Prout

>prust
Kinda