ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

I've actually tried many times to stop fapping to her, but it always comes back around, getting turned on like never before over how she went from mousy to sexual, and got a muscle fetish in the process.

I have a pretty severe addiction to Adderall... I basically spend my whole paycheck each week on it. I have a potential job coming up where I can be able to move and support myself... also my drug habit.

I fucked moot.

I fap to photos of Hitler while shitting.

I fantasize all the time about being cucked by or fucking my mom, aunt, and cousin

I want to tell him I'm married, but it's so hard.... He's so cute!!!

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I do cum tributes to females I know.

Pic related

I haven't directly communicated with this girl i used to talk to in a year but we secretly communicate with each other still via Twitter likes and creeping on eachothers profiles to see them. We are basically both in love with eachother but neither of us are texting first.

I actually just deactivated my Twitter so maybe I'll just move on now. I know, it's sounds dumb as hell.

Kek

in the same boat, met this girl a couple summers ago in my chem lab and we def bonded, i was too much of a pussy to make a move to the next level though so we just stayed friends but I crush on her hard. She got a bf for a while but they broke up so that was cool. Still friends, still communicate from time to time, neither of us will spill the beans though

The concept of having stress about things that aren't "real" has boggled my mind hard enough to make me want to go homeless. I want to live off my five senses in isolation and die like a bitch to mother nature instead of stressing about bills.

I helped my ex gf fuck a dog, and suck a horse

The prospect of eventually asking my gf to marry me scares the shit out of me.

I love her, I know she'd say yes in an instant and it would only be a formality for us. But still the thought of being married scares me.

Story time

fuckin bitch

I got a blow job from my girlfriends sister one night when she came home really drunk.
She passed out pretty much straight after and I pussy'd out and didn't fuck her.

been there. Just bite the bullet. Its worth it.

>.>

I anal masturbated a few times

my childhood friend and this bully made me and the Sup Forumsullies younger sis to fuck it was traumitizing on the back road of a small town

Don't do it user! Marriage means nothing in today's society. I got married, and got my whole life taken away from me to the girl I thought I would spend my life with, but ended up divorcing (I knew her for 5 years, and had been together for over a year before we got married). Just keep things the way they are.

dk if not raping a girl really counts as pussying out...

I put roxycodone up my butt daily
I'm currently numb as a fucking starfish

but my husband knows it... I just don't wanna hurt my lover feelings.

Fag

I am spiderman

I should, also, mention that I'm not bitter towards women, just marriage because it complicates shit too much if it doesn't work out.

I'm straight with a gf but I have sucked a trannys cock twice and had a 3some with another couple. I played with his cock a little and ate his cum out of her pussy before fucking her :P

I allowed a dog to lick my balls and cock a few times till I came.

You always come up with this. It's Not even a secret anymore.

I almost accidently killed my sisters baby a few years back, I feel bad about the situation but I'm glad I didn't actually cause it any harm

I don't know who moot is.

My gf and me and a drunk threesome with her best friend (female). I wanna do it again.

Under certain circumstances both girls would be down for it (I know this for sure), but I don't know how I'd go about initiating this while sober.

babies can die from sleeping, it's kinda hard not to kill a baby

I can't imagine how much you have to diarrhea (once you come off of the high), since, not only do you stick it up your ass, it's an extremely potent painkiller.

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i liked my best friend dick when i was 9 years old

Gotta stop looking at traps, fag-user

>Glorious whiteknight appears to save the day from patriarchy!

You don't force that shit upon her while sober. It should come up when both of you have had a few drinks, that way if she doesn't want to do it, then it can be dropped, until next time you 2 are drunk. Eventually it will happen again.

>I want to have sex with mari

Nah man opiates make me constipated, I'll probably end up shooting them eventually but I'm trying to delay that with my butt

whore

so yesterday?

I like to eat my own cum...btw Im straight with a gf in a 8y relationship...she still doesnt know.... i would like to tell he one day so we can share my cum together...

Aster, is this you?

I think about her every day

Cum converts into estrogen when eaten, bub

Just letting u know

Thing is, my gf expressed explicit interest in watching me fuck her best friend. So i kinda wanna di this sober.
Of course there's the possibility of involving alcohol. I just don want us to be as shitfaced as we were last time. Can't even remember half of it.

Not that hard to cum in her mouth then passionately kiss her with her mouth full of it

kill yourself

I fuck dogs

Ur relationship wont last much longer

shut up f*king bitch

I'm voting for Donald Trump.

I'm a Democrat most of the time, I voted for and I support Obama, but I hate Clinton and I don't like Sanders.

I just can't take the SJW lunacy any more. I'm all for tolerance but this shit is getting out of hand. These fuckers are fucking insane. They're the new voice of censorship in America and they must be stopped.

levay satanist. can't, won't, tell my family or wife.

Im not that quick :)

I am madly in love with the Egyptian girl that was in my uni's school trip to China

Why would you say that? I'm aware that this could blow up in our faces, that's why I'd only do this with proper preparations. For example, my gf should have the possibility to stop this at any time should she feel uncomfortable, etc...

which is why I actually don't like getting blowjobs that often, cause I hate the idea that my dick and cum were in there when kissing her after that

I bet thats whats being told in churches right?

If bait, fuck you
If not, im happy youve seen the light

Not that quick? Grab her hair and force a kiss on her

Not bait at all.

I honestly can't fucking take it any more. This shit is out of control.

Nah bub, just Google it

>diamond in the rough syndrome
>nigga's literally thirsty as fuck so he hallucinates a mirage
>couldn't think of an Oriental spin on the situation
>gotta squint to see her properly because she's so damn hot it seems like she's evaporating from the pavement, I guess.

I'm voting trump because I want to see the country crumble from the inside

lol. how in the fuck did you interpret any of that to mean a trap?

you just sound like a retard.

I'm a pedophile.

I'm not happy about it at all, and I need help. But nobody wants to help a pedophile. So besides suicide, I don't know what my other options are.

She swallows quick...

Double suicide

you wont be disappointed

I've smoked weed everyday for 30 years.

I'm also a pretty famous actor. I was a main character in one of the lotr movies

Gimli pls go

One time I was masturbating in a friends shower and I got this idea to cum into a bottle of his sister's conditioner. Found it funny when she took a shower after she got home from work a few hours later.

Tell her you want to see it or just blow it on her face some

I vigorously finger my butthole.
No wank orgasm m8s feels fucking goodman

I did that to my sister all the time when i was younger

Fucking bitch thinks she can get away with stealing my double bubble

No shit I know opiates constipate you. I've been on Percs for awhile now, and vicodin for 6 years before that (chronic pain). I'm talking about when you come off of the high.

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I still use Windows xp

Done the dozens of times to my step sister. At some point it must have been more cum than conditioner.

Thanks user. I'll try this out

I got my dick beaten off by a 50-60 year old fat bitch when i was 16 in front of her 50-60 year old husband.

You will ruin everything. think about it first.

Wew lad calm down there, like i said i dont get diarrhea. It just goes from hellish Sahara desert shits to a slightly pasty shit when i come off. I ironically eat very healthy though so i bet that helps some

XP is goat

I brag online how artistic I am, but I'm just mediocre.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

i was molested by someone when i was about 5 or 6.

U wot m8

That's why I still use it :P

I have been fucking my bestfriends wife for the last two months.

fucked my girlfriend's niece. excellent tits

I wasn't pissed when I commented. I just know what it does to you when you take them regularly and come off of them. I just do not see how you can stick them up your ass. That pill would take forever to dissolve.

why not just talk to her? and how are you so sure she is in love with you? like shit on social media is not and indicator that shes in love with you dipshit.

Post link faggot...

>im too lazy to google, do it for me