Seriously, wtf is wrong with fags? Why do they do this shit and assume every man is bi and down to fuck?

Seriously, wtf is wrong with fags? Why do they do this shit and assume every man is bi and down to fuck?

>Have gay friend from 2 years
>Is roommate now
>He has not made to me any sexual advances
>He cannot speak English, which I have learnt in the last 2 years
>Comes to me 3 weeks ago
>Leans on the doorframe with finger in mouth
>''user, can you help me with English?''
>I tell him I am not perfect, he can consult online forums and websites
>He insist I help him
>I say OK
>Go to sit in his room
>Its going OK, we have a nice discussion on the language, he seem eager to learn
>''user, do you think in English?''
>laugh and say no I still think in our native tongue
>he stands up
>pulls down his pants
>''How about now?''
>reveals his erect penis with lots of English words written on in small red ink
>''Love'' is written on his cock head, ''Hello'' across the vein, ''Giraffe'' on the undercock etc
>probably 30 words total
>I stumble
>''user you think in English now? You want a taste of English?''
>I stare at his cock, never seen such a big one
>call him a disgusting homo and run out the room
>has been uncomfortable since

I hate these queers.

hav u tired aksn hm 2 stop

Faggots gotta always rub their degeneracy in your face they wouldn't piss me off so much if they could just be gay but these people aren't fucking normal. If Aussies get the vote on gay marriage 100% I will vote no because it never ends at gay marriage their degenerate behaviour knows no ends.

60% of child predators are straight

clearly we need to stop straight people

kill them now

Was going to read this thread then realised you're that one brit who makes up absolutely ridiculous stories for free (You)'s

Maybe it's your fault for dressing provocatively, hmmm?

>60% of child predators are straight
If gay population is supposed to be about 5% of the population, it means gays are
(40/5) / (60/95) ≒ 12.7 times
more likely child predators than straight men.

So you admit more children are raped by straight people?

kill the straights

yeah, but 99% of those gay child predators are Japanese, and the other 1% are Australian.

Why Giraffe though

Maximum autism from your roommate, lad. Ultra cringing behavior. Definitely you would jump on his cock thanks to that incredibly arousing joke he pulled off.

There are men who happened to be gay, and there are faggots. He's definitely in the second category.
Sue him for sexual harassment and throw his ass out of your place before he goes down on yours in some Poppers-induced raving madness.

>100% I will vote no
I will think of you and your butthurt when it passes

You should help to your friends. Say sorry to him and suck his dick, you asshole.

For the same reason heterosexual and bisexual males assume females are interested in them.

I like advice
You're a smart man, Dmitri

brojob is the best job

Good pasta, never seen it before.

Where are you from?

Why are you using nigger logic?

>More white people commit crimes that means living in the ghetto is a crime free experience

That's what you sound like btw

>britposting

kek well that's a bit much, but
>Why do they do this shit and assume every man is bi and down to fuck?
I'd say it's more like we subconsciously think it and think it's possible. Like what guys think about women, not that they ARE down to fuck, but that they always MIGHT be. And honestly in my life I've had a couple of guy's with gf's come onto me and want my dick. But what your roommate did is too much.

t. homogay

Where are you two originally from?
Also, I guess this is the every gay man's dream.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56b13d74646fe

I wanna go back to the good ol' days when homosexuals were tied to stakes and set on fire like the flaming faggots they are.

neck = cock
It's pretty obvious, texas

okay Chad bin Al-Americani

Go die of a AIDS, you degenerate homosexual.

You know

Is noone going to point out that weird = sign?

thats kinda gay

inshallah I shall live a long and fruitful life of boipuccy bantering, brother

Come on, rude boy-boy. take me-take me, love me-love me

You have to apologize and start practicing pronunciation, user.

It either didn't happen and you're the one exposing the rest of us to your fucking gayness or 2 years in he's known you he had good reason to think you'd be tempted to suck his cock.

I've had gay friends for years, I know I'm considered handsome by them and at least one had something of a crush on me and yet no one's ever tried a move on me. Never. It's as simple as I don't give off a gay vibe, they know I'm with women.

Things that never happen.
Gay guys being so brazen with a straight guy, they're smart enough to know it's a friendship killer, nevermind it's a good chance they get their ass kicked.
Straight guys mistaking traps for girls, I've seen some traps which are close enough you wouldn't know if you weren't paying attention and yet that's the thing, you'll never pay attention if you're straight because something will be off enough you wouldn't be interested, only guys with gay in them will ever "accidentally" hit on a trap.

Seriously OP, you're transparent as fuck, I hope for your sake it's pasta and that you're just a closet homo obsessed with gay bashing to compensate because if you're actually convinced you're straight then you've got issues.

TL;DR As usual OP is a fag.

>Why do they do this shit and assume every man is bi and down to fuck?
Because you are. Probably would've liked it too if you hadn't been such a coward.

it's approximately equals, not equals

>I still think in our native tongue
You have to go back.

It's ok to be gay

it's not gay if it looks like a girl

Muh dick

I wan't to punch it

F-Feminine penis?