Hey guys. I need some avise. I like my classmate (I am male and she is a female fyi)...

Hey guys. I need some avise. I like my classmate (I am male and she is a female fyi). I would like to talk to her like chat on facebook or whatever, but the thing is, I have never actually chatted with a female before and the only times I texted her were to ask about homework or something... How do I start a conversation without actually getting fucking... I don't even know how to say it... Laughed at or something? Don't want to be desperate either.
(For all the retards I am about to finish 12th grade)

Start the conversation off with something about hw, then slowly shift the topic to something else.

This is a pretty out there idea, but you could try talking to her like you do everyone else!

I know shocking but it might just work.

And how does one do that? Best I can do is say thanks and leave it that way

make a comment about last time you saw her ex: you looked beautiful today

also make small talk before the homework questions, then after the hw topic is over take the small talk another level

I would just talk to her as like any other person and make sure to make it known that you like her. Easier said then done. Just kinda flirt, it should come naturally.

Just ask her if she has done something interesting this week. Most likely she'll reply that she hung out with friends or something. You can then ask her about that. Be careful not to let it turn into an interview-type conversation. Throw in some about yourself too, like "I like doing that too!"

Fuck, I don't think I can do it

If you start a conversation not asking about something specific then you're already fucked OP - she knows your intentions.

Step 1. Get a vpn
Step 2. Deny everything
Step 3. Don't download your porn. Only stream it.

Oops wrong thread

Post a picture of yourself and a picture of her so we can get a feel of what we are dealing with here

Can somebody write like an example of a conversation starter? Maybe ask something about movies?

"Hey, how are you? You've probably never noticed me around school but I would like to get to know you. You seem chill and I get really hard every single time I catch even a glimpse of your ass. God damn that shit makes me rock fucking solid."

Also, I jack off to your picture everyday. She's my classm8, m8

As hard as it might be, you need to talk to her like she's just another person you don't necessarily want to fuck. You should have the attitude that you dont really give a fuck if she likes you or not or whatever. Show interest with your actual words, like ask her questions and what not, but carry yourself with that idgaf attitude. If you can make her laugh and show her that you are a fun guy, thats huge and should at least get her receptive to a date

Wow, well, ummm...

First off
>I'm a male btw

Definitely obvious

Not really helpful, bud

Start off like this:

Suh bruh, I got sick memes, beta af tbh fam: want to browse Sup Forums with me? It's all I know.

Also, just fucking put yourself out there. You will get rejected many times in your lifetime of trying to chat up girls. Its part of the whole thing. Just learn to let that shit slide and go after the next one of the billions of broads out there. Its something thats really easy to say but psychologically very hard to do. It takes practice to handle rejection from girls you want to fuck. But the more you try, the more you will succeed.

Whoa, naw this won't work, gotta start off a convo with tits or gtfo

Let dubs decide bro... Garanteed titties

Guaranteed way to get pussy

Ok, another question
How do I go from one question (like asking bout a movie) to chatting?

You just chat about the movie. Bring up a point about the movie, Then bring up other examples of the point, then you are off the movie topic and on to whatever

you need or

Be funny? Easier said than done. I was the class clownish kinda guy in highschool so I'd fuck around all the time. I would jokingly/not so jokingly flirt with a girl and if she's not interested/says something you could just pass it off as joking around to begin with, for the sake of your self esteem.

Just make her laugh user. Humor always cuts the tension and if you can make her laugh then you can make her love you.

But chances are with your experience your best case scenario would be as a friendzoned beta cuck. But hey you gotta start somewhere

dude how can you be this retarded
ok now follow here
ask.a.diffrent.question and then see where it takes you
you betafag

Hey
Hey
Seen any good movies
Not really
Anything?
Yeah, I guess
Ok
That would be my chat, so I'm scared to even start it

Op dont ask closed ended questions you dumby.... like instead of asking, are you a Republican or a denocrat, (answer being yes or no) you ask; whats yoyr stance on today's societal social ideals and polotics. She responds and then ask why, then gove your opinion....

Dont talk about politics though, thats a great way to start and argument (im just bringing it up as an example)

Now that's smart. But I need something to "break the ice" if you will

Like breaking the ice into lovey dovey type shit or just conversation opener?

Opener

Ask a question about homework, school or assignment

Ask her if she's got any ideas what she's doing afterwards, try to tie it in to a natural question if you can:

>Hey! Did have you done Q.2 (b) for Sci Bio yet? Don't even know why they make us learn this stuff

Alternatively

>Listen, I'm pretty cool and your pretty cool, what say we put your pretty mouth to work on my throbblng love gristle

Thank you! I will

Ask about home work like the usual and add something about your teacher. Then ask her opinion of your staye on the teacher and then depending on what you say about your teacher you can continue with something to do with what you said. E.g.


Hey amanda, todays math homework is pretty weird huh? I think our teacher mr bacardi is a good giy and all but he gives us the most homework out of my teachers. What about you, have all your teachers given out as much work as him?


No user, he does gove out a lot of work. But even though he gives out all that work he still isnt as bad as mrs absinthe. She is the worst.


Why is that amanda?

Well this one time she showed up drunk and stabbed johnny in the face?


What? I cant beleive she did that, has she done anythibg else that psychotic?


Mmmm not really user. What about your teachers, they do anything crazy?


Yeah mrs. Tequila, my spanosh teacher showed us what her son's girlfriends, dog's mother's owners' s grandson did for no reason whatsover.

Haha thats cool user.
Hey amanda can I ask you somethibg


Sure whatsup user // sure it depends though


Well you seem like a pretty cool person and I was wonderi g if we could hang out together sometime after schooll or the weekend


//from here you either get rejected, put into the friendzone, or she wants to have fun with you.


Ultimately if she doesnt add much to the conversation she either dowsnt want to talk to you let alone hang out with you, or she is shy and unsure how to continue the conversation with you. Which you can tell which of those is more likely by examining her social status and how she talks arohnd around her friends

>Well this one time she showed up drunk and stabbed johnny in the face
Lmao. Thanks a lot!

If you're asking this question you're gonna fuck up either way.

The context doesbt matter it's the structure of the conversation I was trying to convey

Thats what the teachers names are bacardi and absinthe, its comical

Anyways gl user thats all I can add (im a kissless virgin so I hope you have more confidence than me)

Dear dorkbomb:

Here's a useful script to help you make small talk.

1. "Hey, how's it goin?" clue: don't wait for a detailed answer, you're just saying hello.

2. Is it raining? Try something like "Wow, how about this rain?"

3. "Those are great shoes!"

Same, I am ugly asf too. Eh.

Boi, guess who getting laid

Try asking her. " Are you really are what they say about you in school?" the she replies " What do they say about me in school" or some shit like that. Then you reply " that you're a *insert rumor here". Then it pretty much floats on its own.