Dubs decide what I do to it

dubs decide what I do to it

cum on it

Throw it against a wall and post damages

came here to post this, verbatim

Reroll, and throw just the record, not the sleeve

reroll

ok guys give me like 10 minutes

Cut it in 8 pieces with a scissors, chew it, spill it and post it

Throw it in the fucking garbage where it belongs

Make sure to cum on the potato

Trips say you have to do this afterwards.

Listen to it

hang it up on your wall in a noticeable spot for a year

stain it's mountaintops with semen

Still waiting, OP

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Cum and shit on it

sorry it doesnt show up so goood

low energy

weak

I kinda missed because I did it standing up

...what potato

try again with my dubs

If dubs you have to redo

You did it OP but I think you should get some protein on your diet to improve that low energy

you have small loads because you masturbate frequently
take a break for a week or so and you'll cum buckets

How about you just take a dump on the record itself?

I don't care what you do

>wanting to cum "buckets"

eat it

lol how often do you jack off

But at a time when you have a full load

Why do you guys think huge loads are better? That's just way more mess to clean up.

Unless you are depositing it in a woman, which you aren't.

It feels better the more you cum.

drive to a lake and throw it in your car and back the car into the lake and run out quickly before it goes in and let it sink and walk back home and get in bed and snuggle deep in and sing this softly:

>Two-headed boy, she is all you could need
>She will feed you tomatoes and radio wires
>And retire to sheets safe and clean
>But don't hate her when she gets up to leave

cause that's the point of the thread noob