Does anyone here own a fleshlight or an other male masturbator? If so is it worth the price? And what kind should i get?

Does anyone here own a fleshlight or an other male masturbator? If so is it worth the price? And what kind should i get?

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Nah. You have to clean em after every use and after a while you'll just go back to your hand

>You have to clean em after every use
this is pretty important

Feels pretty alright but kind of a hassle when you can use your hand.

Anal dildos however I'd say are more worth it and cheaper anyway.

Disgusting

Get a tenga 3d sleeve on amazon for 20$ and judge based on that if you want a better more expensive one

Forbidden one, or other anal onahole is good pussy ones suck

NOT that the act of cleaning them is unimportant but fleshlights require certain cleaning steps that take too long
With a fleshlight you have to disassemble it wash ever part let it air dry then apply a preserving powder to the toy to slow down wear and tear but not actually stop it
OP spend the extra cash and get one of them bad dragon onaholes
Their one solid piece of silicon and you can use any kind of sexlube and your cleaning protocol is rinse it out with water and towl off the outside and let air dry for like 10 mins

Sometimes the thought of getting a fleshlight arouses me more than thinking about actual sex with a girl because its more plausible. I am such a fucking loser.

Go to /jp/. There is a good guide

link? I dont see any

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you will rip off your dick with that.

uhmmm no...no you wont

Um, i own a hand. Also my left hand.

Fleshlight Alien.
Too much of a hassle to clean up.
Throwing it out soon.

Wrong. You can't use silicone based lubes with silicone toys.

show me how it's done

Fleshlight owner here, you have to warm them up for like 30 minutes before use, relube constantly, and then wash them and let them dry for 24 hours every use, its a pain in the ass but is sometimes worth it.

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too much work, just not worth it

Nice dubs

It's only a problem to clean them if you live with your parents or something. All you have to do is rinse it out with water in the bathroom or kitchen sink really quick and wipe down big water droplets with a towel and leave to air dry.

you're welcome

vibrators on your dick produce a different type of orgasm than a fleshlight.

i have the large one shown on the image, wonder how that small one feels like.
not worth the money, it will only be good the first 10 times

Fleshlights are sexist bullshit. They devalue women and their genitals. You're all worthless misogynistic pigs that deserve to be cleansed from this earth

Got two, 1 lotus and 1 swallow. Never got any smudge build-up, I check this by turning them inside out.

You must rinse it with water and check there's no residue every time after using it. This is the only proper method of cleaning, others (like blow drying) will result in the surface losing its texture (though this will happen over time anyway). Mild soap every once in a while is ok. You must store it separate of the case in a (locked) container with sufficient air flow from both exists, like a drawer unit that doesn't "seal up" too tightly.

The best is ofc to leave it hanging out dry, but that's not the option for anyone with any social life.

This won't happen with proper maintenance.

bate.

this was one of my starters cleanup is easy, very flexible, but it's closed hole instead of open.

here's a link to the site where you can get some for cheap.
toydemon.com/for-him/masturbators?dir=asc&order=price

I Cant be the only person who bought a fleshlight, used it once and just left it with jizz inside without cleaning it. Still haven't touched it to this day after like a year

I own a fleshlight, it's great!
Cleaning it each time after using it is a bit of a hassle but is still orders of magnitude better than managing a woman.

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>Pro Tip
>6 pieces of bacon
>nuke for 20 sec
>wrap around squirt organ
>skeet skeet skeet
>thank me later

It's such a hassle. My friend bought me one as a joke. I usually masturbating before going to bed if at all, and having to clean it out is such a drag.

Whitest kids you know reference?

>Throwing it out soon.

Soon?

What's keeping you from pulling the trigger on that move?

This.
They perpetuate rape culture by letting men get "pussy" when ever they want. When they don't have their pocket pussy, they are more likely to use a woman, regardless of their consent

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No I did that with the first one I owned, then my dad found it while he was helping me move.

A few years later I bought another one, dunno why, they're honestly not that good.

It doesnt feel like fucking at all, it just feels like jerking it with a little added suction. Think its just coz Id been single a while and missed sticking my dick in something. Save your money OP and buy a backpage whore for an hour instead.

There are those clear plastic shit that you use instead of a hand, i would image they would be pretty effective and easy to kill clean?

Just cut open 2 bananas lengthwise after cutting the ends off of them, put the peels together around your cock, and wrap in toilet paper. Disposeable fleshlight that feels better than those toys you can buy.

Plus, bacon.
Don't tell me you throw it out.

Oh my god this page is full of hate towards woman

go down to the local butcher and ask for some cow trachea...oh baby

u crazy muh nigguh?

you just made me buy 1,000 fleshlights.
i will distrubute them to your lesbian clan on caturday.then you dudes can get in on it too.

i would pick stealth

what is stealth supposed to be?

Implying women have value to begin with

Listen op, if you want to try put something cheap, go to amazon and buy a doc johnson tube. It's like 8 bucks plus shipping and it's a good start for male masturbators. I bought one a little over a month ago and it's insane. While it ducks because of cleanup (lube is required to use it), it makes masturbating so much better. Trust me.

absolutely right.spot on.you are correct.
so what?
meaning,what is wrong with any of that?

The Pride of Sup Forums

>pain in the ass

why pay for a whore when grindr is free

kek

kek

it's so worth it, but the butthole orifice sleeves last much longer without ripping.

>If so is it worth the price?

Depends-- don't think it'll give you more orgasms, but there are 3 conditions under which you should consider one

1. getting carpal tunnel
2. cum too fast
3. cum too slow

Point is that it's hard to find anything that'll feel better than your hand.

>And what kind should i get?

Depends on the reason you're getting one.

1. If you just wanna give your hand a break go to the regular texture that isn't too tight or bumpy... try the natural pussy.

2. If you come too fast, get the stamina unit to practice delaying your orgasm.

3. If you come too slowly (with a woman), get a relatively tight one and fuck it w/o using your hands to get used to a different feel and train your body to come w/o your hand.

My story: for years I fapped with
> grip MANY times tighter than a pussy
> pumped MANY times faster than hips can thrust
> focused on the sweet spot the way a hole can't
> edged to prolong the fun
> all while looking at unrealistically beautiful women in professional makeup and lighting

I had trained my body to require such stimulation to orgasm that when I got pussy, it felt like trying to fuck a bucket of warm water and it took forever to come, if I even could.

Got a fleshlight for no hands fapping starting with the extreme textures and when I got good at coming in it switched to a lighter, looser Fleshlight . . . now after retraining my body, I can finally come in a woman.


Hope this helps.

Who cares women are objects just like fleshlights and sex dolls

Invest in an autoblow2

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They're prety Good... first time I used mine I came so hard I saw stars.. thought I burst a vein in my forehead from straining with each blast of cum

It's probably the same as the others. It just doesn't look like a pussy.

Except you don't have to tell a fleshlight to shut the fuck up

Looks like a piggybank.. Or maybe it is for your usb plug

True that m8 but a fleshlight also doesn't respond/self warm/clean

so basically you are saying a hand is far superior to a woman

I got the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit. It really does feel AMAZING. Actually it feels better than a vagina from a purely physical standpoint. However, it is kind of a hastle that you constatly have to clean it, powder it etc.

When I got it, I used it every day. Now I barely use it once a week tops and thats coming from one that jerks off and cums 1-3 times a day.

If money is no problem, get it, if just to sate your curiosity. If money is a big issue, dont. You will probably go back to your hand soon anyways.

Mind telling me how to train my body in going longer without the use of an fleshlight?

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My enjoyed my Fleshlight Flight initially but I ended up getting rid of it after about a year. The clean up isn't too much of a hassle and it does feel pretty good but it made me cum really fast. The orgasms were intense but I couldn't last very long with it.

The last time I used it was when my wife and kids were away for the night and I had the house to myself, so I through on some good tranny porn, smoked a fat bowl, and live up my toy. Well I hadn't used it in awhile and after about 2 minutes, I realized that I love the feeling of stroking my cock nice and slow, and you just don't get that feeling with the Fleshlight. I ended up setting it on the counter and spent the next 30 minutes slowly stroking and edging, until I came buckets all over my chest. That's the other thing that sucks, I love playing with my cum after, sometimes I eat it, and you can't really do that with a Fleshlight either. I mean, I'm not gonna pull out of it just to be able to freely cum. I got rid of it the next day (it was kept secret from my prudish wife lol). Anyway that's my experience with a Fleshlight.

tl;dr, Fleshlight can be fun, but I prefer my hand.

I bought mine for like $11 on eBay and it was worth it

Checked. Cold rubber no bueno. Threw mine away it's a process.

Edging. Jerk of until you are at the very edge of orgasm, then just STOP completely. Wait a minute and repeat. Honestly, I'm not sure how/why this will help but I've been told it works for some.

lol

>so basically you are saying a hand is far superior to a woman

For ease of orgasm? Hell yeah.
For happiness and contentment? No way in hell.

So much of human happiness involves romantic relationships -- not with your hand mind you -- with a 3D woman who expects you to pump a bit of baby batter in her belly.

Her pussy can't grip as tight as your hand. Thrusting into her or her riding you can't match the speed of your hand.
Her pussy can't focus on your sweet spot the way your hand can.
Your hand won't annoy you with silly music / questions / or general flakiness the way your girl will.

BUT, the ubiquity of porn cannot replace the evolutionarily instilled need for female companionship and sex.

Anyhow, who feels the power of conquest by busting his nut on his own belly? Redditors, that's who.

Quads and dubs of truth

The hand is superior
1. gets loose you can tighten it
2. gets dry, spit on it
3. get lonely, whistle while you fap
4. wanna hit bottom, put thumb over end
5. don't get knocked up

>3. get lonely, whistle while you fap
Hahahaha, I love you user

The prep time beforehand is a pain in the ass. You have to let the thing sit in hot water, otherwise it's cold and unloving. I found that the preparation and cleaning made the masturbating too ritualistic which adds to how much a loser you already feel like. It does feel better than regular jacking off, but jacking off should be a spur of the moment activity and not a significant part of your day.

ill be here all wk...

I bought one but someone stole it like 2 weeks after. It was alright but really wanted some more time with it.

>Mind telling me how to train my body in going longer without the use of an fleshlight?

I inadvertantly did so by
> gripping TIGHT
> pumping FAST
> focusing on the sweet spot
> edging
> using porn while doing all of the above

Your quick trigger might not be a condition in need of a cure.
- Age and experience will do a lot to slow you down
- sex with the same woman will become rote and slow you down
- condoms for premature ejaculators might work for you (they contain a mild numbing agent)

Don't imagine that women like getting fucked for an hour until her cervix is bruised and your sweating all over her . . . they don't.

Get her off first with your fingers and do a lot of foreplay. Then fuck her after she comes a couple times and she won't care if you came quick . . . just don't act awkward about it or she'll feel awkward about it too.

If you have her suck you off (use condoms) then she'll be glad you have a hair trigger.

BTW, women who get used to vibrators often lose their ability to come from fucking / fingering.

Yes I purchase a fleshlight before. Worth the price much better than using your hand, however there is a setup and clean up phase unless you want to use a condom each time you use it. First you need to place it in warm water unless you want to fuck a cold sleve. After I rinse with hot water let it dry and sprinkle with cornstarch.......same as when Im with a lady.

Recently purchased a fararh ahbrams ass toy that was about 200 bucks. Being an ass man myself it is pretty fun and gets you off quick. Same process set up and cleanup, but this one came with warming rods you put in the pussy and ass to get it warm. After I blast that bitch with warm water from the that tub tap, air dry, cornstarch, and put it back in the bad and brown cardboard box it came in to stash it. Cant have anyone over while my phat ass is drying in the bathroom though.

Lol someone stole something that your peepee went in hahaha I bet he put his peepee in there too

Hand ftw!

I have 9 Fleshlights AMA

Thank you my Sup Forumsro's

I bought the doc Johnson sasha gray model on Amazon. It was $12. Takes about 30 seconds to clean, i just flip it inside out and use warm water and hand soap. I don't use it all the time but enough that I'm happy I bought it. Using it while high I've had some of the best orgasms ever. Not better than the real thing but it's a different sensation than your hand so its nice to change it up

found the 12 year old

good job

Tenga Fliphole. Thank me later.

>sasha gray model on Amazon.

OK 2 mistakes Sup Forumsro.

First, buying the premium price pornstar pussy. They took a plaster mold of the OUTSIDE of your fav pornstarlet's pussy-- the inside, the part that gets you off, has nothing to do with her vagina.

Don't waste money thinking that when you buy the Lisa Ann or Sasha models that it mimics the experience of actually fucking your STD infected video prostitute crush.

Second, why the fuck would you order from Amazon? Just put on a hat and go into your local sex shop and pay in cash like a normal pervert.

A loli

i bought that hitachi attachment once just to try. didn't like it. i have an average penis with maybe slightly above average girth and found the fit to be way too tight. as a result the feel was not very pleasant.

Literally a shittier, noisier fleshlight, which are already pretty fucking shitty.

Use a blender instead OP, the vortex from the blades spinning feels WAY better than any fleshlight.

hollowed out jalapeno feels exactly like a pussy. I've tried banana peels & other shit but the jalapeno pepper has the slide & texture if you are looking for that pussy experience.