Ask someone who just fucked a melon anything

Ask someone who just fucked a melon anything

What did it feel like 🤔

how did it feel ?

how was it.

How is your dick that big?

checked bump for interest. Also do you recommend this over a pocket pussy.

Did you microwave/heat it up first?

Eh. I've had real sex plenty of times, this doesn't really compare like advertised. Normal jacking off is more pleasure.

Is you semen delicious now?

1. Did you nuke it first?
2. If so, did you burn your dick?

Nohp.

Because I maxed my luck stat before spawning in as a child.

Probably. Lol

Pocket Pussy for sure. I've bought a latex toy before (dual holes, an ass from behind). Shit was awesome.

Ask a guy who fucked a cup of spaghetti anything,

Willing to share how its done if anyone is interested.

Also bought a different melon to test texture.

Livestream it

It feels okay. If you're going to attegpt, make a pocket hole for air to escape. You can use that for increased suction.

If you can guess what I'm thinking of. It's a food.

so?

uhhhh melon

but you are thinking about melon now so i win?

Did the opening get loose like a pussy does after you banged it?

What did you name her?

Not even in the slightest.

No.

Mellona.

Cantaloupes are for silly teens, I've got watermelone to catch my cream.

worf?

If you've never had sex or are just incredibly bored.

i'll keep that in mind. what brand?

THE GAME

can u stream urself eating it?

this singles demand it

Dit the melon liked it ?

I juat grabbed what was there. I didn't use a condom, but then I started using one because I didn't want to get juices and seeds up my shaft.

Michael Douglas.

No.

No

Fuck the watermelon
on by stream?

Roll