>be me, 18
>senior year of high school
>quiet kid who doesn't talk to many people
>cute girl sits next to me in class
>we start hanging out a lot
>one day she says "user, you have any plans for prom?"
>ohshit.jpg
>i reply "no, why, do you?"
>she responds "yeah, I'm going with my boyfriend, we were wondering if you wanted to come with us."
>whatthefuck.gif
>so it turns out the girl thought I was legit autistic
>only was hanging out with me out of pity
>mfw
>i've got nothing to lose, hate pretty much everyone in school, might as well go all out and own the autistic character
>"sure, i'll come"
>tonight is prom night
>on limo i convinced everyone that i'm not usually allowed out without my mom
>arrive at prom
>check in
>my school hired someone to cater the prom
>we go to a table and sit down
>everyone orders steak or such
>i ordered a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off
>time to dance
>go out in the center of the dance floor and shake like i have epilepsy for a solid two minutes
>put in a song request for gangnam style
>do the gangnam style dance
>me and the girl go to the drinks table and pour ourselves some sodas
>little dixie cups
>chug soda then say "watch this"
>pretend to try and crush cup
>struggle
>say "must be really strong or something"
>then i say "i gotta go pee"
>go to bathroom, i've been in the stall for the past 20 minutes writing this story
>almost time for my grand finale
>trips decides what i do
Be me, 18
kek & roll
re roll
Motorboat the chick OP, then shit on the dance floor
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Reroll again
grab her tits and use the "autism" as an excuse
Come out of toilet and pretend to be an airplane flying out of the area
Then fucking kill yourself faggot
Pull down pants in front of classmates and shit on the dance floor
Tell them your not a retard and it was a social experiment for YouTube
I'm not giving up
start with posting some "before" pics so we can assess the damage when you post the "after" pics
Cum into your hand and then smack a chaperone with it
Grope chick, take all the food and throw it into the crowd
This would been a good one.
My money is still on shitting in front of everyone
Shit on the floor. Please.
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Kekd
If real, good job OP. Ask for a kiss.
This
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Rolling
1. Find a microphone or pa system or something. 2. Yell "when i was a young warthog!"
3. ???
4. Go home
Gods give me strength
Come on you faggot
Not giving up
Dance with the girl, get close, try to finger her under her dress. Works every time.
Scream IM NOT ACTUALLY AUTISTIC and run out of the room
Rolling
Take a shit in the towels used for drying hands then walk up to her, open it and then smear it in her face, then say "I'm not autistic you fucking cunt"
Reroll
Roll
Grab her tits, start shaking violently and shit of the floor, take pics faggot
Get her to dance with you then do this
Won't stop for this
Reroll
Do this please
Rollerr
...
Rolling for this
Rolling for this
Yes pl0x
Rolling for these
When they crown the Prom King and Queen, run on the stage, scream for one minute straight in the highest pitch possible, than look dead eye into the crowd and say "imma let you finish, but BEYOOOOOONCE". Punch the king in the face, grab the queens boobs and moonwalk off the stage while making this louds like "shamone" and "heeeheee" Michael Jackson used to do.
Roll again
Fuck the janitor
How fucking hard is it to get trips fuck
Shit on the dance floor, autism is your ticket
Rooooooolllll
roll
Rol
check em
Any of these
Do it op
No2
Run out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck in your asshole and your pants down screaming
Roll againn
Take a selfie in the mirror of the restroom and post it here.
Re-roll
Plss nigger
BAM! Shit on the floor!
DO IT DO IT DOIT
Rolling again
Go into the middle of the dance floor pretending to break-dance, start grunting loudly, then take off your pants and walk back to your seat and sit down (This is at least a bit more realistic)
shit on floor
Run up the stage and try to suck your own dick, when they attempt to remove you, shit yourself.
Roll again
Fuck her boyfriend then shit on the dancefloor
Rell
thank them for making such an effort, tell them most people probably think youre autistic and thank them for taking you with them anyway. If the feels hit, let her bf give you advice on how to BE A FUCKING MAN YOU CUCK.
piss on the floor (realistic
Rolling
Rolling
man points if you do it OP +++
shit in a dixie cup and offer it to her
Roll
Roole
Rolly mcrollyface
fuck up the bathrooms, SHIT EVERYWHERE
Just shit on the seat and stuff shit everywhere and anywhere
Rooooll
shit on the sink
Firstly, kek.
Secondly, roll.
Say youre actually an FBI agent and that her boyfriend is a drug dealer and that youre 21 jumpstreeting him
Rolly
OP you better still be here you roodie poo
Also rolling for grabbing tits and shitting on floor
Rolling biatch
Reroll
Roll bruh
Roll
Rollz
poop
Take off your clothes, jump on stage, cum on all the people below while singing let the body's hit the floor
Reroll
This one
take a discreet shit somewhere
Helicopter dick while screaming like a t-rexing donkey.
Roll
Fuck this just an hero on stage you retarded faggot
Rerolling
Rocking my Roll
Do nothing
kiss the boyfriend you faggot