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Housewife edition

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gonna do a suicide

clean my cum stains mummy

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Hmmmm

love posting provocative opinions on other boards about subjects I know nothing about 2bh

She looks like the girl in Monk TV show

honestly mate, these days, if you criticise israel, you'll be locked up and thrown in jail

Why isn't Europe trying to get in on that?

you WILL shit brix

I wonder if P Hitchens will be correct about these power cuts

she looks like if betty draper only got fat in the tits

Israel should get nuked

leds I want to go live in one of those scottish islands

what's he saying about them?

Haven't heard any outrage over Donald Trump lately.

that we're going to have them

Which percentage of muslims do you think are terrible zealots?

first sensible post of yours. missed you bruv x

he said that in 2013 lmao

he recently wrote 'unpresidented' instead of unprecedented in a tweet and liberals are going apeshit

it's my birthday today, i'm 19

>liberals
foyfoyfoyfoy

what are you goals for 2017 /brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=kVLrA0yCtP4

and what do you call the mainstream left? labour is a party name not an ideology

Think I might go with my parents to visit family for Christmas and New Years afterall

Would be a good way to get a strong nofap streak going

1. getting into grad school
2. killing self if condition 1 isn't reached

the centre left?

been nofap for 3 weeks m8

liberal-left, progressives

hoover

good luck for your 20th year
get a job and my licence

Donald Trump? More like Dolan Drumpfart

stop browsing shitchan so much because there's too many pseudo-intellectuals and wastemen here.

huge fan of this kind of satire

gf

Why haven't you purchased a Ford Focus yet?

Honestly, there's no excuse.

surely there are other options if you dont get in m8

get on it you lazy cunt

definitely cut down man. Ive spent too many days of shitposting

hoping you do it brah

Nice

We're gonna leave on Monday and not come back til New Year's Day so that's a nice 14 day start that won't be difficult as I'll be around family the whole time and will be sharing bedrooms

so what is the plan once the queen dies boys

BLACKED

>decide to try nofap
>start fapping more than ever
interesting

rude why did i get skipped

Lose 30 lb to get shredded but do it slow so I keep my gains

May even make a little bit if I do it right x

>tfw got aroused solely by a picture of a naked woman just now
didn't think that would ever be possible again

charles becomes king

Is this actually possible? dunno how the royal family works

we rebuild her

surely he'll abdicate

I have no problem with Charles but it makes sense to let William take over.

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Taking a girl on a date to a cemetery on Thursday

hmm

meditate more and read more books

CORR BLIMEY

It makes sense because of the line of succession. I like Wills but Charles is next in line so that's it

how many conspiracy theories will surface on youtube once the queen finally dies?

Charles is the heir apparent and it'd be rather odd for him to abdicate

Why do people act like Strictly Come Dancing is this wonderful and great piece of TV?

For some reason I doubt it's introvert = smart extrovert = dummy

holy fuck that ginge bint in the stock footage is unreal

how do you meditate?

Why surely?

William and Kate have a strong public image but beyond that there is no reason for Charles not to inherit.

Why? the Dutch monarch just did it

or maybe it was belgium. anyway it just happened somewhere

>a monarchy
the absolute state of the united kingdom

reading about steve biko on his would-be 70th birthday

just because one monarch did it doesn't mean another will

Jamal

It's a bit strange to take the throne at an old age. That's all.

This is what I was referencing:

>In a broadcast on national media on 28 January 2013 Beatrix announced her intention to abdicate on 30 April (Queen's Day), when she would have been on the throne for exactly 33 years. Beatrix stated that it was time to "place the responsibility for the country in the hands of a new generation."[22] Her heir apparent was her eldest son, Prince Willem-Alexander.[23

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I guess, but this family seem to live forever anyway. I'm pretty sure Charles will take the throne.

I use an app called buddhify currently and some mediation stuff through a yoga app.

that's died 100% died

jamesburgered

what does it do for you?

Apparently a mod made this
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my gf likes going to the cemetery, she's alternative like that, as evidenced by her pet eel. she's also a pastry chef

>tfw to intelligent to meditate

I genuinely don't get it though, it seems to calm me down but as soon as i jump into bed my head is is swimming again.

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why do people have such a set against mods?

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

this guy is like a more innocuous version of paul joseph watson

69

this is the pengest munch
chicken... review!

you just interrupted my post dickhead

I don't

this gimmick is growing on me.

just workshop it a bit and it could get somewhere.

arse burgered?

>gimmick
this is the worst gimmick of all

>Best guess for this image: Pornography
Aren't you the master of the obvious, google.

Does she buy vegan cosmetic products like Lush

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i see, yes, ah, hmm, i understand. all autistic people should be killed. thoughts?

need a miner gf

except the rainman ones

need a minor gf

Why am I a virgin?
I don't have a good job but I have decent trust fund money.
I have a nice car, most people my age either have an awful car or no car at all. I've received multiple compliments about my car. If I was a female I'd completely refuse to date anyone without a car, you need a car to get around so what can you do without a car? Yet all these car-less males have relationships.
I am 6'1, I am the tallest male in my workplace. I tower over some of the weaker, smaller males. Weaker, smaller males who have girlfriends.
I have a 7" penis, that is at least 1" bigger than the average man.
I've been informed that three different girls in my life found me attractive, those are only the ones that actually went out their way to tell my friend that they found me attractive. So surely there are others who find me attractive but don't say.
My friend is a fat neck-beard, he's had 3 relationships in his life and between all those relationships he was sexually active. His current girlfriend is actually very attractive. I am better than him in every possible way. I'm taller than him, I'm better looking than him, I'm healthier than him, I have more money than him, I'm cleaner than him.
I can't think of a flaw, I'm pretty much perfect. It makes no sense to me. I see smaller, uglier, poorer males out with women all the time, I am better than some of them in every way possible. Why would they ever chose them over me?
It just doesn't make any sense to me.

rorke

rasheed

nonce

nence

>tfw you're scoring drugs and some random pajeet walks up tries to sell you some excess washing liquid *for your parents* then the tuskin got so excited he called one of friends and tried selling to them and then promptly tries finishing selling you this liquid then the motho gets disgusted and walks off when you tell him you're only buying drugs today
some people amirite 'nuff said